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|[[The Bat-Cavern]]||[[The Bat-Cavern's Bat-Fabricator]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_cave|| ||Creates items for use in the [[Batfellow comic]]
|[[The Bat-Cavern]]||[[The Bat-Cavern's Bat-Fabricator]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_cave||N||Creates items for use in the [[Batfellow comic]]
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|[[The Big Mountains]]||[[Chateau Mantegna Gift Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=chateau|| ||Only available with access to [[Chateau Mantegna]]
|[[The Big Mountains]]||[[Chateau Mantegna Gift Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=chateau||Y||Only available with access to [[Chateau Mantegna]]
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|[[The Big Mountains]]||[[The Hermitage]]||hermit.php|| ||Only available with a [[hermit permit]] in inventory; trades various items in exchange for [[worthless trinket]]s
|[[The Big Mountains]]||[[The Hermitage]]||hermit.php||N||Only available with a [[hermit permit]] in inventory; trades various items in exchange for [[worthless trinket]]s
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|[[The Big Mountains]]||[[The Trapper's Cabin]]||shop.php?whichshop=trapper|| ||Offers animal skins in exchange for yeti skins
|[[The Big Mountains]]||[[The Trapper's Cabin]]||shop.php?whichshop=trapper||N||Offers animal skins in exchange for yeti skins
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|[[Bordertown]]||[[The Gift Shop]]||town_giftshop.php|| ||Available [[:Category:Gift Items|gifts]] and [[:Category:Gift Packages|gift packages]] broaden as one [[ascension|ascends]]. Packages are sent from here.
|[[Bordertown]]||[[The Gift Shop]]||town_giftshop.php||Y||Available [[:Category:Gift Items|gifts]] and [[:Category:Gift Packages|gift packages]] broaden as one [[ascension|ascends]]. Packages are sent from here.
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|[[Bordertown]]||[[The Raffle House]]||raffle.php|| ||Here, the [[Penguin Mafia]] is [[raffle ticket|raffling]] [[The Grim Grimacite Site|Grimacite]] prizes.
|[[Bordertown]]||[[The Raffle House]]||raffle.php||Y||Here, the [[Penguin Mafia]] is [[raffle ticket|raffling]] [[The Grim Grimacite Site|Grimacite]] prizes.
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|[[Bordertown]]||[[Trophy Hut]]||trophy.php|| ||If you qualify for a [[trophy]], you may pay 10,000 [[Meat]] here to install it in your [[Trophy Case]].
|[[Bordertown]]||[[Trophy Hut]]||trophy.php||Y||If you qualify for a [[trophy]], you may pay 10,000 [[Meat]] here to install it in your [[Trophy Case]].
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|[[Bordertown]]||[[Uncle P's Antiques]]||shop.php?whichshop=unclep|| ||This used to be the [[Penguin Mafia]]'s front-end but [[The Booze Fund Plaque|was destroyed]]. It soon [[A Temporal Rift|returned]] but with a much more limited array of "services".
|[[Bordertown]]||[[Uncle P's Antiques]]||shop.php?whichshop=unclep||Y||This used to be the [[Penguin Mafia]]'s front-end but [[The Booze Fund Plaque|was destroyed]]. It soon [[A Temporal Rift|returned]] but with a much more limited array of "services".
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|[[Class]] [[Guild Hall]]||[[The Smacketeria]]||shop.php?whichshop=guidstore3|| || [[Muscle]] Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and [[Level]] 9 [[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]]
|[[Class]] [[Guild Hall]]||[[The Smacketeria]]||shop.php?whichshop=guidstore3||Y|| [[Muscle]] Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and [[Level]] 9 [[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]]
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|[[Class]] [[Guild Hall]]||[[Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery]]||shop.php?whichshop=guidstore2|| || [[Mysticality]] Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and [[Level]] 9 [[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]]
|[[Class]] [[Guild Hall]]||[[Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery]]||shop.php?whichshop=guidstore2||Y|| [[Mysticality]] Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and [[Level]] 9 [[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]]
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|[[Class]] [[Guild Hall]]||[[The Shadowy Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=guidstore1|| || [[Moxie]] Guild Shop; only available to full guild members
|[[Class]] [[Guild Hall]]||[[The Shadowy Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=guidstore1||Y|| [[Moxie]] Guild Shop; only available to full guild members
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|[[Cobb's Knob Laboratory]]||[[The Knob Dispensary]]||shop.php?whichshop=knobdisp|| ||Only available after learning the password in the Barracks
|[[Cobb's Knob Laboratory]]||[[The Knob Dispensary]]||shop.php?whichshop=knobdisp||Y||Only available after learning the password in the Barracks
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|[[Conspiracy Island]]||[[The Armory]]||shop.php?whichshop=si_shop3|| ||Only available after discovering an [[Armory keycard]], offers items in exchange for [[Coinspiracy]]
|[[Conspiracy Island]]||[[The Armory]]||shop.php?whichshop=si_shop3||N||Only available after discovering an [[Armory keycard]], offers items in exchange for [[Coinspiracy]]
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|[[Conspiracy Island]]||[[The Canteen]]||shop.php?whichshop=si_shop2|| ||Only available after discovering an [[bottle-opener keycard]], offers drink in exchange for [[Coinspiracy]]
|[[Conspiracy Island]]||[[The Canteen]]||shop.php?whichshop=si_shop2||N||Only available after discovering an [[bottle-opener keycard]], offers drink in exchange for [[Coinspiracy]]
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|[[Conspiracy Island]]||[[The SHAWARMA Initiative]]||shop.php?whichshop=si_shop1|| ||Only available after discovering an [[SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard]], offers food in exchange for [[Coinspiracy]]
|[[Conspiracy Island]]||[[The SHAWARMA Initiative]]||shop.php?whichshop=si_shop1||N||Only available after discovering an [[SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard]], offers food in exchange for [[Coinspiracy]]
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|[[Crimbo Town]]||[[Crimbo Lumps Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo16|| ||Offers food, booze and potions for [[negative lump]]s and [[chakra sludge]]
|[[Crimbo Town]]||[[Crimbo Lumps Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo16||N||Offers food, booze and potions for [[negative lump]]s and [[chakra sludge]]
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|[[Degrassi Knoll#Friendly|Degrassi Knoll]]||[[The Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=gnoll|| ||Only available when under a [[Muscle]] [[zodiac sign]]; extremely similar to [[The Bugbear Bakery]], which offers a few [[cooking]] supplies; sells what would normally drop from [[Degrassi Knoll]] and a [[detuned radio]] in addition
|[[Degrassi Knoll#Friendly|Degrassi Knoll]]||[[The Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=gnoll||Y||Only available when under a [[Muscle]] [[zodiac sign]]; extremely similar to [[The Bugbear Bakery]], which offers a few [[cooking]] supplies; sells what would normally drop from [[Degrassi Knoll]] and a [[detuned radio]] in addition
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|[[Desert Beach]]||[[The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=shore|| ||Offers items, including ascension-related items, for [[Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip]]
|[[Desert Beach]]||[[The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=shore||N||Offers items, including ascension-related items, for [[Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip]]
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|[[Dinseylandfill]]||[[The Dinsey Company Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=landfillstore || ||Offers items in exchange for [[FunFunds™]]
|[[Dinseylandfill]]||[[The Dinsey Company Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=landfillstore ||N||Offers items in exchange for [[FunFunds™]]
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|[[The Distant Woods]]||[[The Black Market|Black Market]]||shop.php?whichshop=blackmarket|| ||A general store that sells buff items and items required for the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]]
|[[The Distant Woods]]||[[The Black Market|Black Market]]||shop.php?whichshop=blackmarket||Y||A general store that sells buff items and items required for the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]]
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|[[The Distant Woods]]||[[The White Citadel|White Citadel]]||shop.php?whichshop=whitecitadel|| ||Only available after the [[White Citadel Quest]]; sells fast food, which can be eaten or thrown at your convenience
|[[The Distant Woods]]||[[The White Citadel|White Citadel]]||shop.php?whichshop=whitecitadel||Y||Only available after the [[White Citadel Quest]]; sells fast food, which can be eaten or thrown at your convenience
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|[[Downtown Gotpork]]||[[ChemiCorp]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_chemicorp|| ||Offers various items in exchange for [[dangerous chemicals]]
|[[Downtown Gotpork]]||[[ChemiCorp]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_chemicorp||N||Offers various items in exchange for [[dangerous chemicals]]
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|[[Downtown Gotpork]]||[[Gotpork Orphanage]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_orphanage|| ||Offers various items in exchange for [[kidnapped orphan]]s
|[[Downtown Gotpork]]||[[Gotpork Orphanage]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_orphanage||N||Offers various items in exchange for [[kidnapped orphan]]s
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|[[Downtown Gotpork]]||[[Gotpork P.D.]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_pd|| ||Offers various items in exchange for [[incriminating evidence]]
|[[Downtown Gotpork]]||[[Gotpork P.D.]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_pd||N||Offers various items in exchange for [[incriminating evidence]]
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|[[Dreadsylvania]]||[[The Terrified Eagle Inn]]||shop.php?whichshop=dv|| ||Offers items in exchange for [[Freddy Kruegerand]]s
|[[Dreadsylvania]]||[[The Terrified Eagle Inn]]||shop.php?whichshop=dv||N||Offers items in exchange for [[Freddy Kruegerand]]s
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|[[The Dungeoneers' Association]]||[[A Vending Machine]]||shop.php?whichshop=damachine|| ||Takes fat look tokens in exchange for keys needed in the final quest and other items
|[[The Dungeoneers' Association]]||[[A Vending Machine]]||shop.php?whichshop=damachine||N||Takes fat look tokens in exchange for keys needed in the final quest and other items
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|[[Elvish Paradise]]||[[Dollhawker's Emporium]]||shop.php?whichshop=elvishp2|| ||Stuffed animals in exchange for [[lunar isotope]]s
|[[Elvish Paradise]]||[[Dollhawker's Emporium]]||shop.php?whichshop=elvishp2||N||Stuffed animals in exchange for [[lunar isotope]]s
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|[[Elvish Paradise]]||[[The Lunar Lunch-o-Mat]]||shop.php?whichshop=elvishp1|| ||Equipment in exchange for [[lunar isotope]]s
|[[Elvish Paradise]]||[[The Lunar Lunch-o-Mat]]||shop.php?whichshop=elvishp1||N||Equipment in exchange for [[lunar isotope]]s
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|[[Elvish Paradise]]||[[Dollhawker's Emporium]]||shop.php?whichshop=elvishp3|| ||Consummables in exchange for [[lunar isotope]]s
|[[Elvish Paradise]]||[[Dollhawker's Emporium]]||shop.php?whichshop=elvishp3||N||Consummables in exchange for [[lunar isotope]]s
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|[[Forest Village]]||[[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack]]||bhh.php|| ||Post-NS13, he'll let you do quests for [[filthy lucre]], which you can then exchange for a variety of items.
|[[Forest Village]]||[[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack]]||bhh.php||N||Post-NS13, he'll let you do quests for [[filthy lucre]], which you can then exchange for a variety of items.
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|[[Forest Village]]||[[The Bugbear Bakery]]||shop.php?whichshop=bugbear|| ||Only available when wearing a [[Bugbear Costume]]; offers a few [[cooking]] supplies
|[[Forest Village]]||[[The Bugbear Bakery]]||shop.php?whichshop=bugbear||Y||Only available when wearing a [[Bugbear Costume]]; offers a few [[cooking]] supplies
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|[[The Game Grid Arcade]]||[[Ticket Redemption Counter]]||shop.php?whichshop=arcade|| ||Offers various items in exchange for Game Grid tickets; some items are only available after beating different arcade machines
|[[The Game Grid Arcade]]||[[Ticket Redemption Counter]]||shop.php?whichshop=arcade||N||Offers various items in exchange for Game Grid tickets; some items are only available after beating different arcade machines
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|[[The Glaciest]]||[[Wal-Mart]]||shop.php?whichshop=glaciest|| ||Offers various items in exchange for [[Wal-Mart gift certificate]]
|[[The Glaciest]]||[[Wal-Mart]]||shop.php?whichshop=glaciest||N||Offers various items in exchange for [[Wal-Mart gift certificate]]
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|[[The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp]]||[[Gno-Mart]]||shop.php?whichshop=gnomart|| ||A store available under [[Moxie]] [[zodiac sign]]s, selling cheap buffing items and potion materials
|[[The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp]]||[[Gno-Mart]]||shop.php?whichshop=gnomart||Y||A store available under [[Moxie]] [[zodiac sign]]s, selling cheap buffing items and potion materials
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|[[The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp]]||[[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]]||cafe.php?cafeid=2|| ||[[:Category:Booze|Bar]] with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a [[Moxie]] [[zodiac sign]]
|[[The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp]]||[[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]]||cafe.php?cafeid=2||Y||[[:Category:Booze|Bar]] with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a [[Moxie]] [[zodiac sign]]
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|[[Hey Deze]]||[[Hell's Kitchen]]||cafe.php?cafeid=3|| ||[[:Category:Booze|Bar]] and [[:Category:Food|grill]]; only available when under a [[Bad Moon]] [[zodiac sign]]
|[[Hey Deze]]||[[Hell's Kitchen]]||cafe.php?cafeid=3|| ||[[:Category:Booze|Bar]] and [[:Category:Food|grill]]; only available when under a [[Bad Moon]] [[zodiac sign]]
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|[[Hey Deze]]||[[Nervewrecker's Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=nerve|| ||Sells [[tenderizing hammer]]s, [[E-Z Cook Oven™]]s, and [[cocktailcrafting kit]]s at a discount; only available under [[Bad Moon]]
|[[Hey Deze]]||[[Nervewrecker's Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=nerve|| ||Sells [[tenderizing hammer]]s, [[E-Z Cook Oven™]]s, and [[cocktailcrafting kit]]s at a discount; only available under [[Bad Moon]]
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|[[The Hidden City]]||[[The Hidden Tavern]]||shop.php?whichshop=hiddentavern|| ||Sells cocktails for meat
|[[The Hidden City]]||[[The Hidden Tavern]]||shop.php?whichshop=hiddentavern||Y||Sells cocktails for meat
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|[[Huggler Memorial Colosseum]]||[[Jack's Swagger Shack]]||peevpee.php?place=shop|| ||Offers items in exchange for swagger
|[[Huggler Memorial Colosseum]]||[[Jack's Swagger Shack]]||peevpee.php?place=shop||N||Offers items in exchange for swagger
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|[[Huggler Memorial Colosseum]]||[[Snack Bar]]||shop.php?whichshop=snackbar|| ||Offers PvP-producing consumables for meat
|[[Huggler Memorial Colosseum]]||[[Snack Bar]]||shop.php?whichshop=snackbar||Y||Offers PvP-producing consumables for meat
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|Inventory||[[A. W. O. L. commendation|A.W.O.L. Tent]]||shop.php?whichshop=?|| ||Items in exchange for [[A. W. O. L. commendation]]s
|Inventory||[[A. W. O. L. commendation|A.W.O.L. Tent]]||shop.php?whichshop=?||N||Items in exchange for [[A. W. O. L. commendation]]s
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|Inventory||[[Internet Meme Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=bacon|| ||Internet-inspired shop with some limitations
|Inventory||[[Internet Meme Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=bacon||N||Internet-inspired shop with some limitations
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|Inventory||[[BURT]]||inv_use.php|| ||Items in exchange for [[BURT]]s
|Inventory||[[BURT]]||inv_use.php||N||Items in exchange for [[BURT]]s
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|Inventory||[[The Central Loathing Floral Mercantile Exchange]]||shop.php?whichshop=flowertradein|| ||Items in exchange for flowers
|Inventory||[[The Central Loathing Floral Mercantile Exchange]]||shop.php?whichshop=flowertradein||N||Items in exchange for flowers
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|Inventory||[[FDKOL Tent]]||inv_use.php|| ||Items in exchange for [[FDKOL commendation]]s
|Inventory||[[FDKOL Tent]]||inv_use.php||N||Items in exchange for [[FDKOL commendation]]s
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|Inventory||[[Fiddling With Your Genes]]||shop.php?whichshop=mutate|| ||Skills in exchange for [[rad]]s
|Inventory||[[Fiddling With Your Genes]]||shop.php?whichshop=mutate||N||Skills in exchange for [[rad]]s
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|Inventory||[[Freshwater Fishbonery]]||shop.php?whichshop=fishbones|| ||Items made from [[freshwater fishbone]]s
|Inventory||[[Freshwater Fishbonery]]||shop.php?whichshop=fishbones||N||Items made from [[freshwater fishbone]]s
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|Inventory||[[Paul's Boutique]]||shop.php?whichshop=cindy|| ||Items available for [[odd silver coin]]s
|Inventory||[[Paul's Boutique]]||shop.php?whichshop=cindy||N||Items available for [[odd silver coin]]s
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|Inventory||[[star chart|A Star Chart]]||shop.php?whichshop=starchart|| ||Items available using [[star]]s and [[line]]s
|Inventory||[[star chart|A Star Chart]]||shop.php?whichshop=starchart||N||Items available using [[star]]s and [[line]]s
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|Inventory||[[Sugar Sheet Folding]]||shop.php?whichshop=sugarsheets|| ||Items made from [[sugar sheet]]s
|Inventory||[[Sugar Sheet Folding]]||shop.php?whichshop=sugarsheets||N||Items made from [[sugar sheet]]s
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|Inventory||[[topiary nugglet|Topiary Nuggletcrafting]]||shop.php?whichshop=topiary|| ||Items made from [[topiary nugglet]]s
|Inventory||[[topiary nugglet|Topiary Nuggletcrafting]]||shop.php?whichshop=topiary||N||Items made from [[topiary nugglet]]s
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|Inventory||[[Toxic Chemistry]]||shop.php?whichshop=toxic|| ||Items made with [[toxic globule]]s
|Inventory||[[Toxic Chemistry]]||shop.php?whichshop=toxic||N||Items made with [[toxic globule]]s
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|Inventory||[[warbear black box]]||shop.php?whichshop=warbear|| ||Items available for [[warbear whosit]]s
|Inventory||[[warbear black box]]||shop.php?whichshop=warbear||N||Items available for [[warbear whosit]]s
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|Inventory||[[Worse Homes and Gardens]]||shop.php?whichshop=junkmagazine|| ||Items made from scrap from in [[The Old Landfill]]
|Inventory||[[Worse Homes and Gardens]]||shop.php?whichshop=junkmagazine||N||Items made from scrap from in [[The Old Landfill]]
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|[[KOLHS]]||[[Art Class (After School)]]||shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_art|| ||Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
|[[KOLHS]]||[[Art Class (After School)]]||shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_art||N||Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
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|[[KOLHS]]||[[Chemistry Class (After School)]]||shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_chem|| ||Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
|[[KOLHS]]||[[Chemistry Class (After School)]]||shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_chem||N||Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
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|[[KOLHS]]||[[Shop Class (After School)]]||shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_shop|| ||Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
|[[KOLHS]]||[[Shop Class (After School)]]||shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_shop||N||Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
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|[[Little Canadia]]||[[Chez Snootée]]||cafe.php?cafeid=1|| ||[[:Category:Food|Restaurant]] with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a [[Mysticality]] [[zodiac sign]]
|[[Little Canadia]]||[[Chez Snootée]]||cafe.php?cafeid=1||Y||[[:Category:Food|Restaurant]] with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a [[Mysticality]] [[zodiac sign]]
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|[[Little Canadia]]||[[Little Canadia Jewelers]]||shop.php?whichshop=jewelers|| ||Only available when under a [[Mysticality]] [[zodiac sign]]; the store central to [[jewelrymaking]]
|[[Little Canadia]]||[[Little Canadia Jewelers]]||shop.php?whichshop=jewelers||Y||Only available when under a [[Mysticality]] [[zodiac sign]]; the store central to [[jewelrymaking]]
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|[[Market Square]]||[[The Armory and Leggery]]||shop.php?whichshop=armory|| ||Generic [[:Category:Equipment|equipment]] store for [[:Category:Melee Weapons|Melee Weapons]], [[:Category:Ranged Weapons|Ranged Weapons]], [[:Category:Hats|Hats]] and [[:Category:Pants|Pants]]
|[[Market Square]]||[[The Armory and Leggery]]||shop.php?whichshop=armory||Y||Generic [[:Category:Equipment|equipment]] store for [[:Category:Melee Weapons|Melee Weapons]], [[:Category:Ranged Weapons|Ranged Weapons]], [[:Category:Hats|Hats]] and [[:Category:Pants|Pants]]
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|[[Market Square]]||[[Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show]]||shop.php?whichshop=doc|| ||Has [[HP Restorers]] and [[MP Restorers]] available
|[[Market Square]]||[[Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show]]||shop.php?whichshop=doc||Y||Has [[HP Restorers]] and [[MP Restorers]] available
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|[[Market Square]]||[[The General Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=generalstore|| ||All-purpose store that also offers special holiday items on [[Oyster Egg Day]] and [[Valentine's Day]]
|[[Market Square]]||[[The General Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=generalstore||Y||All-purpose store that also offers special holiday items on [[Oyster Egg Day]] and [[Valentine's Day]]
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|[[Market Square]]||[[Madeline's Baking Supply]]||shop.php?whichshop=madeline|| ||Same items as the other bakeries
|[[Market Square]]||[[Madeline's Baking Supply]]||shop.php?whichshop=madeline||Y||Same items as the other bakeries
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|[[Market Square]]||[[The Meatsmith]]||shop.php?whichshop=meatsmith|| ||The store central to [[meatsmithing]]
|[[Market Square]]||[[The Meatsmith]]||shop.php?whichshop=meatsmith||Y||The store central to [[meatsmithing]]
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|[[Market Square]]||[[Mr. Store]]||mrstore.php|| ||Donate $10 for a [[Mr. Accessory]] and shop here. Also regularly introduces a unique Item of the Month.
|[[Market Square]]||[[Mr. Store]]||mrstore.php||N||Donate $10 for a [[Mr. Accessory]] and shop here. Also regularly introduces a unique Item of the Month.
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|[[Market Square]]||[[The Traveling Trader]]||traveler.php|| ||Appeared shortly and "deimplemented" per a concern of the [[Development Team|dev team]], but he eventually returned and appears periodically. The trader speaks in [[Wikipedia:ROT-13|ROT-13]] and trades various strange and somewhat interesting items in exchange for [[twinkly wad]]s.
|[[Market Square]]||[[The Traveling Trader]]||traveler.php|| ||Appeared shortly and "deimplemented" per a concern of the [[Development Team|dev team]], but he eventually returned and appears periodically. The trader speaks in [[Wikipedia:ROT-13|ROT-13]] and trades various strange and somewhat interesting items in exchange for [[twinkly wad]]s.
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|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore]]||shop.php?whichshop=bartlebys|| ||Sells the abridged dictionary and various pirate literature
|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore]]||shop.php?whichshop=bartlebys||Y||Sells the abridged dictionary and various pirate literature
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|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Hippy Store|The Hippy Produce Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=hippy|| ||Only available when wearing a [[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]; offers various organic [[:Category:Food|foods]]
|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Hippy Store|The Hippy Produce Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=hippy||Y||Only available when wearing a [[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]; offers various organic [[:Category:Food|foods]]
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|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Organic Produce Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=hippy|| ||Available if the player cleared out the filthworms for either the Frat Boys or Hippies. Replaces the Hippy Produce Stand, and does not require an outfit.
|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Organic Produce Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=hippy||Y||Available if the player cleared out the filthworms for either the Frat Boys or Hippies. Replaces the Hippy Produce Stand, and does not require an outfit.
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|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Orcish Frat House (Wartime)]]||bigisland.php?place=camp&whichcamp=2|| ||Only available when wearing a [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]] during the [[Mysterious Island Quest]]; offers various equipment in exchange for quarters, which themselves are exchanged for Hippy artefacts.
|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Orcish Frat House (Wartime)]]||bigisland.php?place=camp&whichcamp=2||N||Only available when wearing a [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]] during the [[Mysterious Island Quest]]; offers various equipment in exchange for quarters, which themselves are exchanged for Hippy artefacts.
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|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Hippy Camp (Wartime)]]||bigisland.php?place=camp&whichcamp=1|| ||Only available when wearing a [[War Hippy Fatigues]] during the [[Mysterious Island Quest]]; offers various equipment in exchange for dimes, which themselves are exchanged for Frat artefacts.
|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Hippy Camp (Wartime)]]||bigisland.php?place=camp&whichcamp=1||N||Only available when wearing a [[War Hippy Fatigues]] during the [[Mysterious Island Quest]]; offers various equipment in exchange for dimes, which themselves are exchanged for Frat artefacts.
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|[[The Rabbit Hole]]||[[The Tweedleporium]]||shop.php?whichshop=tweedle|| ||Sells various items themed on Alice in Wonderland. Available only with the [[Down the Rabbit Hole]] effect in place
|[[The Rabbit Hole]]||[[The Tweedleporium]]||shop.php?whichshop=tweedle|| ||Sells various items themed on Alice in Wonderland. Available only with the [[Down the Rabbit Hole]] effect in place
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|[[Right Side of the Tracks]]||[[LT&T Gift Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=ltt|| ||Sells various items in exchange for [[buffalo dime]]s
|[[Right Side of the Tracks]]||[[LT&T Gift Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=ltt||N||Sells various items in exchange for [[buffalo dime]]s
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|[[The Sea]]||[[Big Brother]]||monkeycastle.php?who=2|| ||In return for [[sand dollar]]s, Big Brother will sell items an information of use in the [[Sea Monkees Quest]].
|[[The Sea]]||[[Big Brother]]||monkeycastle.php?who=2||N||In return for [[sand dollar]]s, Big Brother will sell items an information of use in the [[Sea Monkees Quest]].
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|[[The Sea]]||[[Grandma]]||shop.php?whichshop=grandma|| ||Sells items helpful underwater in exchange for various materials
|[[The Sea]]||[[Grandma]]||shop.php?whichshop=grandma|| ||Sells items helpful underwater in exchange for various materials
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|[[Spring Break Beach]]||[[The Frozen Brogurt Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=sbb_brogurt|| ||Offers equipment and skills in exchange for [[Beach Buck]]s
|[[Spring Break Beach]]||[[The Frozen Brogurt Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=sbb_brogurt||N||Offers equipment and skills in exchange for [[Beach Buck]]s
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|[[Spring Break Beach]]||[[Buff Jimmy's Souvenir Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=sbb_jimmy|| ||Offers equipment and skills in exchange for [[Beach Buck]]s
|[[Spring Break Beach]]||[[Buff Jimmy's Souvenir Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=sbb_jimmy||N||Offers equipment and skills in exchange for [[Beach Buck]]s
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|[[Spring Break Beach]]||[[Taco Dan's Taco Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=sbb_taco|| ||Offers equipment and skills in exchange for [[Beach Buck]]s
|[[Spring Break Beach]]||[[Taco Dan's Taco Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=sbb_taco||N||Offers equipment and skills in exchange for [[Beach Buck]]s
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|[[The Suspicious-Looking Guy's Shady Past]]||[[Chinatown Shops (shop)|Chinatown Shops]]||shop.php?whichshop=chinatown|| ||Offers Chinatown-specific items while adventuring in the Suspicious Guy's past
|[[The Suspicious-Looking Guy's Shady Past]]||[[Chinatown Shops (shop)|Chinatown Shops]]||shop.php?whichshop=chinatown|| ||Offers Chinatown-specific items while adventuring in the Suspicious Guy's past
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|[[That 70s Volcano]]||[[Disco GiftCo]]||shop.php?whichshop=infernodisco|| ||Offers items in exchange for [[Volcoino]]s
|[[That 70s Volcano]]||[[Disco GiftCo]]||shop.php?whichshop=infernodisco||N||Offers items in exchange for [[Volcoino]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[The Applecalypse Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=applestore|| ||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[The Applecalypse Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=applestore||N||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[KoL Con 13 Merch Table]]||shop.php?whichshop=conmerch|| ||Offers items in exchange for [[Mr. Accessory]]s
|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[KoL Con 13 Merch Table]]||shop.php?whichshop=conmerch||N||Offers items in exchange for [[Mr. Accessory]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[Legitimate Shoe Repair, Inc.]]||shop.php?whichshop=shoeshop|| ||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[Legitimate Shoe Repair, Inc.]]||shop.php?whichshop=shoeshop||N||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[The Neandermall]]||shop.php?whichshop=caveshop|| ||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[The Neandermall]]||shop.php?whichshop=caveshop||N||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[The Niña]]||shop.php?whichshop=nina|| ||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[The Niña]]||shop.php?whichshop=nina||N||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[Ye Newe Souvenir Shoppe]]||shop.php?whichshop=shakeshop|| ||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[Ye Newe Souvenir Shoppe]]||shop.php?whichshop=shakeshop||N||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
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|[[The Typical Tavern]]||[[Bart Ender]]||shop.php?whichshop=bartender|| ||A place to buy beer, but only after completing the related quest
|[[The Typical Tavern]]||[[Bart Ender]]||shop.php?whichshop=bartender|| ||A place to buy beer, but only after completing the related quest
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|[[The Typical Tavern]]||[[A Suspicious-Looking Guy]]||tavern.php?place=susguy|| ||Offers "[[bottle of goofballs|goofballs]]". The first one is free, but each successive hit will cost you 1,000 [[Meat]] more than last time. Will also trade oily golden mushrooms for gloomy black mushrooms
|[[The Typical Tavern]]||[[A Suspicious-Looking Guy]]||tavern.php?place=susguy||Y||Offers "[[bottle of goofballs|goofballs]]". The first one is free, but each successive hit will cost you 1,000 [[Meat]] more than last time. Will also trade oily golden mushrooms for gloomy black mushrooms
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|[[The Underworld]]||[[Everything Under the World]]||shop.php?whichshop=edunder_shopshop|| ||Sells various items during an [[Actually Ed the Undying‎]] ascension
|[[The Underworld]]||[[Everything Under the World]]||shop.php?whichshop=edunder_shopshop|| ||Sells various items during an [[Actually Ed the Undying‎]] ascension
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|[[The Underworld]]||[[Underworld Body Shop]]||place.php?whichplace=edunder&action=edunder_bodyshop|| ||Sells various items during an [[Actually Ed the Undying‎]] ascension
|[[The Underworld]]||[[Underworld Body Shop]]||place.php?whichplace=edunder&action=edunder_bodyshop|| ||Sells various items during an [[Actually Ed the Undying‎]] ascension
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|[[Valhalla]]||[[The Deli Lama]]||afterlife.php?place=deli|| ||Astral consumables
|[[Valhalla]]||[[The Deli Lama]]||afterlife.php?place=deli||N||Astral consumables
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|[[Valhalla]]||[[Pet Heaven]]||afterlife.php?place=heaven|| ||Astral equipment
|[[Valhalla]]||[[Pet Heaven]]||afterlife.php?place=heaven||N||Astral equipment
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|[[Wrong Side of the Tracks]]||[[Precinct Materiel Division]]||shop.php?whichshop=detective|| ||Sells various items in exchange for [[cop dollar]]s
|[[Wrong Side of the Tracks]]||[[Precinct Materiel Division]]||shop.php?whichshop=detective||N||Sells various items in exchange for [[cop dollar]]s
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|[[Ye Wizard's Shack Game Shoppe]]||[[Cashier]]||gamestore.php?place=cashier|| ||Offers foil versions of Alice's Army cards and snacks
|[[Ye Wizard's Shack Game Shoppe]]||[[Cashier]]||gamestore.php?place=cashier|| ||Offers foil versions of Alice's Army cards and snacks

Revision as of 03:22, 14 January 2017

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Needs codewords for other two Fallout stores. It's likely just vault2 and vault3.

Most stores offer items which you can buy and they go directly into your inventory. Some stores do other things. For instance at restaurants and bars, you immediately consume anything you order.

  • Note: Several shops (e.g., Bart Ender) are accessible through other URLs as well as through URL manipulation using the shop's keyword (in this case, bartender). Attempting to access a store that you would otherwise not have access to yields an error message.
Where Store Name Path Takes Meat Notes
The Bat-Cavern The Bat-Cavern's Bat-Fabricator shop.php?whichshop=batman_cave N Creates items for use in the Batfellow comic
The Big Mountains Chateau Mantegna Gift Shop shop.php?whichshop=chateau Y Only available with access to Chateau Mantegna
The Big Mountains The Hermitage hermit.php N Only available with a hermit permit in inventory; trades various items in exchange for worthless trinkets
The Big Mountains The Trapper's Cabin shop.php?whichshop=trapper N Offers animal skins in exchange for yeti skins
Bordertown The Gift Shop town_giftshop.php Y Available gifts and gift packages broaden as one ascends. Packages are sent from here.
Bordertown The Raffle House raffle.php Y Here, the Penguin Mafia is raffling Grimacite prizes.
Bordertown Trophy Hut trophy.php Y If you qualify for a trophy, you may pay 10,000 Meat here to install it in your Trophy Case.
Bordertown Uncle P's Antiques shop.php?whichshop=unclep Y This used to be the Penguin Mafia's front-end but was destroyed. It soon returned but with a much more limited array of "services".
Class Guild Hall The Smacketeria shop.php?whichshop=guidstore3 Y Muscle Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and Level 9 Accordion Thieves
Class Guild Hall Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery shop.php?whichshop=guidstore2 Y Mysticality Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and Level 9 Accordion Thieves
Class Guild Hall The Shadowy Store shop.php?whichshop=guidstore1 Y Moxie Guild Shop; only available to full guild members
Cobb's Knob Laboratory The Knob Dispensary shop.php?whichshop=knobdisp Y Only available after learning the password in the Barracks
Conspiracy Island The Armory shop.php?whichshop=si_shop3 N Only available after discovering an Armory keycard, offers items in exchange for Coinspiracy
Conspiracy Island The Canteen shop.php?whichshop=si_shop2 N Only available after discovering an bottle-opener keycard, offers drink in exchange for Coinspiracy
Conspiracy Island The SHAWARMA Initiative shop.php?whichshop=si_shop1 N Only available after discovering an SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard, offers food in exchange for Coinspiracy
Crimbo Town Crimbo Lumps Shop shop.php?whichshop=crimbo16 N Offers food, booze and potions for negative lumps and chakra sludge
Degrassi Knoll The Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store shop.php?whichshop=gnoll Y Only available when under a Muscle zodiac sign; extremely similar to The Bugbear Bakery, which offers a few cooking supplies; sells what would normally drop from Degrassi Knoll and a detuned radio in addition
Desert Beach The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop shop.php?whichshop=shore N Offers items, including ascension-related items, for Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
Dinseylandfill The Dinsey Company Store shop.php?whichshop=landfillstore N Offers items in exchange for FunFunds™
The Distant Woods Black Market shop.php?whichshop=blackmarket Y A general store that sells buff items and items required for the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin
The Distant Woods White Citadel shop.php?whichshop=whitecitadel Y Only available after the White Citadel Quest; sells fast food, which can be eaten or thrown at your convenience
Downtown Gotpork ChemiCorp shop.php?whichshop=batman_chemicorp N Offers various items in exchange for dangerous chemicals
Downtown Gotpork Gotpork Orphanage shop.php?whichshop=batman_orphanage N Offers various items in exchange for kidnapped orphans
Downtown Gotpork Gotpork P.D. shop.php?whichshop=batman_pd N Offers various items in exchange for incriminating evidence
Dreadsylvania The Terrified Eagle Inn shop.php?whichshop=dv N Offers items in exchange for Freddy Kruegerands
The Dungeoneers' Association A Vending Machine shop.php?whichshop=damachine N Takes fat look tokens in exchange for keys needed in the final quest and other items
Elvish Paradise Dollhawker's Emporium shop.php?whichshop=elvishp2 N Stuffed animals in exchange for lunar isotopes
Elvish Paradise The Lunar Lunch-o-Mat shop.php?whichshop=elvishp1 N Equipment in exchange for lunar isotopes
Elvish Paradise Dollhawker's Emporium shop.php?whichshop=elvishp3 N Consummables in exchange for lunar isotopes
Forest Village The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack bhh.php N Post-NS13, he'll let you do quests for filthy lucre, which you can then exchange for a variety of items.
Forest Village The Bugbear Bakery shop.php?whichshop=bugbear Y Only available when wearing a Bugbear Costume; offers a few cooking supplies
The Game Grid Arcade Ticket Redemption Counter shop.php?whichshop=arcade N Offers various items in exchange for Game Grid tickets; some items are only available after beating different arcade machines
The Glaciest Wal-Mart shop.php?whichshop=glaciest N Offers various items in exchange for Wal-Mart gift certificate
The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp Gno-Mart shop.php?whichshop=gnomart Y A store available under Moxie zodiac signs, selling cheap buffing items and potion materials
The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery cafe.php?cafeid=2 Y Bar with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a Moxie zodiac sign
Hey Deze Hell's Kitchen cafe.php?cafeid=3 Bar and grill; only available when under a Bad Moon zodiac sign
Hey Deze Nervewrecker's Store shop.php?whichshop=nerve Sells tenderizing hammers, E-Z Cook Oven™s, and cocktailcrafting kits at a discount; only available under Bad Moon
The Hidden City The Hidden Tavern shop.php?whichshop=hiddentavern Y Sells cocktails for meat
Huggler Memorial Colosseum Jack's Swagger Shack peevpee.php?place=shop N Offers items in exchange for swagger
Huggler Memorial Colosseum Snack Bar shop.php?whichshop=snackbar Y Offers PvP-producing consumables for meat
Inventory A.W.O.L. Tent shop.php?whichshop=? N Items in exchange for A. W. O. L. commendations
Inventory Internet Meme Shop shop.php?whichshop=bacon N Internet-inspired shop with some limitations
Inventory BURT inv_use.php N Items in exchange for BURTs
Inventory The Central Loathing Floral Mercantile Exchange shop.php?whichshop=flowertradein N Items in exchange for flowers
Inventory FDKOL Tent inv_use.php N Items in exchange for FDKOL commendations
Inventory Fiddling With Your Genes shop.php?whichshop=mutate N Skills in exchange for rads
Inventory Freshwater Fishbonery shop.php?whichshop=fishbones N Items made from freshwater fishbones
Inventory Paul's Boutique shop.php?whichshop=cindy N Items available for odd silver coins
Inventory A Star Chart shop.php?whichshop=starchart N Items available using stars and lines
Inventory Sugar Sheet Folding shop.php?whichshop=sugarsheets N Items made from sugar sheets
Inventory Topiary Nuggletcrafting shop.php?whichshop=topiary N Items made from topiary nugglets
Inventory Toxic Chemistry shop.php?whichshop=toxic N Items made with toxic globules
Inventory warbear black box shop.php?whichshop=warbear N Items available for warbear whosits
Inventory Worse Homes and Gardens shop.php?whichshop=junkmagazine N Items made from scrap from in The Old Landfill
KOLHS Art Class (After School) shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_art N Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
KOLHS Chemistry Class (After School) shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_chem N Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
KOLHS Shop Class (After School) shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_shop N Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
Little Canadia Chez Snootée cafe.php?cafeid=1 Y Restaurant with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a Mysticality zodiac sign
Little Canadia Little Canadia Jewelers shop.php?whichshop=jewelers Y Only available when under a Mysticality zodiac sign; the store central to jewelrymaking
Market Square The Armory and Leggery shop.php?whichshop=armory Y Generic equipment store for Melee Weapons, Ranged Weapons, Hats and Pants
Market Square Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show shop.php?whichshop=doc Y Has HP Restorers and MP Restorers available
Market Square The General Store shop.php?whichshop=generalstore Y All-purpose store that also offers special holiday items on Oyster Egg Day and Valentine's Day
Market Square Madeline's Baking Supply shop.php?whichshop=madeline Y Same items as the other bakeries
Market Square The Meatsmith shop.php?whichshop=meatsmith Y The store central to meatsmithing
Market Square Mr. Store mrstore.php N Donate $10 for a Mr. Accessory and shop here. Also regularly introduces a unique Item of the Month.
Market Square The Traveling Trader traveler.php Appeared shortly and "deimplemented" per a concern of the dev team, but he eventually returned and appears periodically. The trader speaks in ROT-13 and trades various strange and somewhat interesting items in exchange for twinkly wads.
The Mysterious Island of Mystery Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore shop.php?whichshop=bartlebys Y Sells the abridged dictionary and various pirate literature
The Mysterious Island of Mystery The Hippy Produce Stand shop.php?whichshop=hippy Y Only available when wearing a Filthy Hippy Disguise; offers various organic foods
The Mysterious Island of Mystery The Organic Produce Stand shop.php?whichshop=hippy Y Available if the player cleared out the filthworms for either the Frat Boys or Hippies. Replaces the Hippy Produce Stand, and does not require an outfit.
The Mysterious Island of Mystery The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) bigisland.php?place=camp&whichcamp=2 N Only available when wearing a Frat Warrior Fatigues during the Mysterious Island Quest; offers various equipment in exchange for quarters, which themselves are exchanged for Hippy artefacts.
The Mysterious Island of Mystery The Hippy Camp (Wartime) bigisland.php?place=camp&whichcamp=1 N Only available when wearing a War Hippy Fatigues during the Mysterious Island Quest; offers various equipment in exchange for dimes, which themselves are exchanged for Frat artefacts.
The Rabbit Hole The Tweedleporium shop.php?whichshop=tweedle Sells various items themed on Alice in Wonderland. Available only with the Down the Rabbit Hole effect in place
Right Side of the Tracks LT&T Gift Shop shop.php?whichshop=ltt N Sells various items in exchange for buffalo dimes
The Sea Big Brother monkeycastle.php?who=2 N In return for sand dollars, Big Brother will sell items an information of use in the Sea Monkees Quest.
The Sea Grandma shop.php?whichshop=grandma Sells items helpful underwater in exchange for various materials
Spring Break Beach The Frozen Brogurt Stand shop.php?whichshop=sbb_brogurt N Offers equipment and skills in exchange for Beach Bucks
Spring Break Beach Buff Jimmy's Souvenir Shop shop.php?whichshop=sbb_jimmy N Offers equipment and skills in exchange for Beach Bucks
Spring Break Beach Taco Dan's Taco Stand shop.php?whichshop=sbb_taco N Offers equipment and skills in exchange for Beach Bucks
The Suspicious-Looking Guy's Shady Past Chinatown Shops shop.php?whichshop=chinatown Offers Chinatown-specific items while adventuring in the Suspicious Guy's past
That 70s Volcano Disco GiftCo shop.php?whichshop=infernodisco N Offers items in exchange for Volcoinos
The Time-Twitching Tower The Applecalypse Store shop.php?whichshop=applestore N Offers items in exchange for Chroners
The Time-Twitching Tower KoL Con 13 Merch Table shop.php?whichshop=conmerch N Offers items in exchange for Mr. Accessorys
The Time-Twitching Tower Legitimate Shoe Repair, Inc. shop.php?whichshop=shoeshop N Offers items in exchange for Chroners
The Time-Twitching Tower The Neandermall shop.php?whichshop=caveshop N Offers items in exchange for Chroners
The Time-Twitching Tower The Niña shop.php?whichshop=nina N Offers items in exchange for Chroners
The Time-Twitching Tower Ye Newe Souvenir Shoppe shop.php?whichshop=shakeshop N Offers items in exchange for Chroners
The Typical Tavern Bart Ender shop.php?whichshop=bartender A place to buy beer, but only after completing the related quest
The Typical Tavern A Suspicious-Looking Guy tavern.php?place=susguy Y Offers "goofballs". The first one is free, but each successive hit will cost you 1,000 Meat more than last time. Will also trade oily golden mushrooms for gloomy black mushrooms
The Underworld Everything Under the World shop.php?whichshop=edunder_shopshop Sells various items during an Actually Ed the Undying‎ ascension
The Underworld Underworld Body Shop place.php?whichplace=edunder&action=edunder_bodyshop Sells various items during an Actually Ed the Undying‎ ascension
Valhalla The Deli Lama afterlife.php?place=deli N Astral consumables
Valhalla Pet Heaven afterlife.php?place=heaven N Astral equipment
Wrong Side of the Tracks Precinct Materiel Division shop.php?whichshop=detective N Sells various items in exchange for cop dollars
Ye Wizard's Shack Game Shoppe Cashier gamestore.php?place=cashier Offers foil versions of Alice's Army cards and snacks
Your Fallout Shelter Fallout Shelter Medical Supply shop.php?whichshop=vault1 Sells various items during an Nuclear Autumn ascension
Your Fallout Shelter Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply shop.php?whichshop=??? Sells Wrist-Boys and records during an Nuclear Autumn ascension
Your Fallout Shelter Underground Record Store shop.php?whichshop=??? Sells records during an Nuclear Autumn ascension

NPC Stores no longer in game

Where Store Name Path Notes
Nowhere The Anti-BountyHunterHunter store.php?whichstore=t Unimplemented and later removed by Xenophobe
Nowhere The Curious Monkey monkey.php Unimplemented and later removed by Xenophobe
Crimbo The Crimbo Cafe Unknown Restaurant and bar; available during Crimbo Season 2005, 2007, 2008, and 2009, with different offerings each year.
Crimbo Eating Cave crimbo06.php?place=cafe Restaurant and bar; available during Crimboween 2006 with the first part of the Save Uncle Crimbo! quest and later with the time sleigh
Crimbo The Crimboween Spooky Cafe crimbo06.php?place=cafe Restaurant and bar with a selection similar to that of The Regular Crimbo Cafe; available during Crimboween 2006 with the second part of the Save Uncle Crimbo! quest and later with the time sleigh
Crimbo Crimborg Nutrition Station crimbo06.php?place=cafe Restaurant and bar; available during Crimboween 2006 with the third part of the Save Uncle Crimbo! quest and later with the time sleigh
Crimbo CRIMBCO Cafeteria   Restaurant and bar; available during Crimbo

Error Messages

  • If you attempt to use URL manipulation to gain access to certain stores without proper access, you will get "Uh-Oh!" followed by the following error messages
    • arcade: What?
    • bacon: Where's the bacon?
    • bartlebys: They only let pirates into that store, and you're not a pirate, and also you don't look like a pirate.
    • batman_cavern, batman_chemicorp, batman_orphanage, batman_pd: Nope.
    • blackmarket: Nope
    • chateau: Nah
    • chinatown: That isn't a place.
    • cindy: This is not my beautiful magazine.
    • conmerch: That store isn't there anymore.
    • detective: You don't get to just pretend to be a detective and march into a building that doesn't even exist and what am I even talking about, what building.
    • dv: No such place is a place.
    • edunder_shopshop: Beef boof.
    • elvishp1, elvishp2, elvishp3: You can't get here without the proper transporter frequency.
    • gnoll: That's a thing that isn't a thing.
    • gnomart: That isn't a place.
    • grandma: (No Message)
    • guildstore1 (guild open, wrong class): Only Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves may shop here.
    • guildstore2 (guild open, wrong class): Only Pastamancers and Saucerors may shop here
    • guildstore3 (guild open, wrong class): Only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers may shop here.
      • All 3 guildstores (guild not open): You don't have access to this store yet.
    • hiddentavern: hidden
    • hippy: You can't actually get to my store, man. This must be, like, some kind of hallucination. Cool, man.
    • jewelers: That isn't a place.
    • junkmagazine: This is not my beautiful magazine.
    • knobdisp: Can't get here yet.
    • kolhs_art, kolhs_chem, kolhs_shop: Students of KOLHS only.
    • landfillstore: You can't go there.
    • ltt: That isn't a place.
    • madeline: That's not a place!
    • mutate: You can't just mutate at will.
    • nerve: That isn't a place.
    • nina: That store isn't there anymore.
    • rumple: (No Message)
    • sbb_brogurt, sbb_jimmy, or sbb_taco: That isn't a shop you know how to get to.
    • shore: (No Message)
    • si_shop1, si_shop2, si_shop3: That isn't a thing you know about
    • starchart: You don't have any more star charts. Aww.
    • sugarsheets: You have no sugar sheets to fold.
    • topiary: You don't have any topiary nugglets.
    • toxic: (No Message)
    • tweedle: (No Message)
    • vault1: That isn't a real place.
    • warbear: What? No. What?
    • whitecitadel: You don't know where that is. You don't even know if that is. A place.
    • An invalid codeword: No such shop

You can get to the following shops without proper access:

  • bartender
  • fishbones
  • trapper
  • unclep
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