Rodoric, the Staffcrafter

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Rodoric, the Staffcrafter

Rodoric, the Staffcrafter is located in The League of Chef-Magi. He will craft Chefstaves for you.

"Hello, young Chef-Mage! I am Rodoric, the staff staffcrafter of the League. You may think of staves as clumsy, brutish weapons, good for little more than smacking things upside the head, like some sort of clumsy brute. But a staff can be so much more than just a big stick -- why, I can make it into a Chefstaff -- a Chef-Mage's most powerful ally next to magic itself! I'll tell you what. You show me a staff, and I'll tell you what I can do with it."

• Without any craftable staves in inventory:

Unfortunately, you don't have any staves with which Rodoric can make anything.

• When a craftable staff is selected:

"Ah, a <staff>. Yes. I can turn this into the following Chefstaff:

<chefstaff>

Of course, I'll need a snack,

<snack>

and a libation with which to wet my whistle,

<libation>

and the following items to build the staff itself:

<items>

Bring me these things, and I'll make the Chefstaff for you."

• After giving Rodoric all the items he needs:

After a satisfying meal and a refreshing beverage, Rodoric sets about the task of making your Chefstaff.

It takes him hours, but when he's finished, the staff he presents you with is truly a thing of beauty.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• Trying to make a chefstaff from a staff you don't have:

Feeling pretty sneaky, eh? Rodoric doesn't fall for your staff-not-having ways! He whips out his staff (bigger than yours) and beats you (not very) soundly.

You acquire an effect: Beaten Up (duration: 1 Adventure)

Chefstaff Recipes

Original Staff	Snack	Libation	Items	Chefstaff	When Jiggled
basic meat staff	bowl of cottage cheese	ice-cold Sir Schlitz (3)	twinkly powder (3) magicalness-in-a-can (5)	Staff of the Short Order Cook Spell Damage +20% Mysticality +5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Requires 15 Mysticality	10-15 damage
spooky staff	fricasseed brains	bottle of popskull	spooky powder (3) spray paint (3)	Staff of the Midnight Snack Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Requires 15 Mysticality	10-15 Spooky Damage
dripping meat staff	mugcake	bloody mary	twinkly nuggets bottle of used blood	Staff of Blood and Pudding Spell Damage +25% Maximum HP +15 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Requires 15 Mysticality	Steals 5-10 HP
big stirring stick	menudo	sangria	hippy herbal tea concentrated magicalness pill magical mystery juice (3)	Staff of the Teapot Tempest Spell Damage +25% Mysticality +5 Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure Requires 25 Mysticality	10-15 damage
Kentucky-fried meat staff	spicy noodles	bottle of tequila	hot nuggets sleaze nuggets	Staff of the Greasefire Spell Damage +35% +10 Damage to Hot Spells +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure Requires 20 Mysticality	8-12 Hot Damage 8-12 Sleaze Damage
Staff of the Teapot Tempest	olive lo mein	around the world(?)	jug-o-magicalness asbestos ore magical mystery juice (6)	Staff of the Black Kettle Spell Damage +75% Mysticality +10 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Requires 75 Mysticality	20-25 damage
rib of the Bonerdagon	spooky lo mein	old-fashioned	Glass Balls of the Goblin King lump of diamond lihc face	Staff of the Soupbone Spell Damage +75% Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Requires 75 Mysticality	20-25 Spooky Damage
giant candy cane	peppermint patty	Crimbojito	phial of coldness (3) frozen nunchaku freezerburned ice cube	Staff of Holiday Sensations Spell Damage +75% +15 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Requires 75 Mysticality	15-25 Cold Damage
Staff of the Black Kettle	bat wing chow mein	Supernova Champagne	bit-o-cactus squashed frog eye of newt salamander spleen	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron Spell Damage +125% Mysticality +15 Regenerate 7-8 MP per adventure Requires 125 Mysticality	30-35 damage
ram stick	cold hi mein (3)	icy mushroom wine	cold wad (10) frozen feather	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure Requires 125 Mysticality	25-30 Cold Damage Delevels the enemy by 5-10 levels
smoldering staff	hot hi mein (3)	flaming mushroom wine	hot wad (10) flaming feather	Staff of the Grand Flambé Spell Damage +150% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure Requires 125 Mysticality	35-40 Hot Damage
linoleum staff	stinky hi mein (3)	stinky mushroom wine	stench wad (10) fetid feather	Staff of the Kitchen Floor Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure Requires 125 Mysticality	35-40 Stench Damage
giant cheesestick	sleazy hi mein (3)	flat mushroom wine	sleaze wad (10) flirtatious feather	Staff of the Grease Trap Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure Requires 125 Mysticality	35-40 Sleaze Damage
slime-covered staff	slimy sweetbreads	slimy fermented bile bladder	sleaze wad (10) big bumboozer marble	Staff of the Scummy Sink Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 8-10 HP per adventure Slime Hates It Requires 125 Mysticality	35-40 Sleaze Damage
Frosty's arm	bowl of fishysoisse	mandarina colada (3)	glacial sapphire (3) epic wad frigid mote	Staff of the Deepest Freeze Spell Damage +200% +30 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure Requires 200 Mysticality	40-50 Cold Damage

Non-Crafted Chefstaves

Currently, there are five chefstaves that are not crafted via Rodoric; they are listed here for completeness.

Additionally there are several that can only be crafted or used by an Avatar of Jarlsberg. These are made in Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen.

Chefstaff	When Jiggled	Notes
Spooky Putty snake Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure	25% of enemy's current HP in Spooky Damage	Mr. Store derivative
Staff of Queso Escusado Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure	X-10 to X+10 Stench Damage X equals the number of adventures spent today with one or more Stinky Cheese items equipped (max. 100).	Mr. Store derivative
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Requires 15 Mysticality	5-10 Stench Damage Stun enemy for one round	Smithed from a pumpkin and a bigger stick
Staff of the Woodfire +10 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Spell Damage +100% Regenerate 5-15 MP per adventure Requires 150 Mysticality	10-20 Hot Damage 10-20 Spooky Damage 10-20 Sleaze Damage	Whittled from Underworld trunk
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff Spell Damage +200% +30 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure Requires 200 Mysticality	Delevels the enemy by X? 2X? Sleaze Damage X is the number of beer cans in the staff (max ?).	The Necbromancer (2)

Notes

• To wield a Chefstaff, you need to either have Spirit of Rigatoni or be a Sauceror wearing a special sauce glove.
• You may not equip a Chefstaff in your off-hand, even if you have the Double-Fisted Skull Smashing skill.
• A Disembodied Hand cannot equip a Chefstaff.

References

• Like the other officers of the guild, Rodoric is named for a kind of cheese.