The Daily Dungeon

The Daily Dungeon can be found inside The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons in the Seaside Town. If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the message:

"You approach the entrance to the Daily Dungeon, and feel a strange sensation in your midsection. The sensation spreads throughout your entire body, and when it finally gets to your nose, you recognize it by its smell -- fear.

"You're not really tough enough to mess around here yet. Come back when you've got 15 <stat>."

Once per day, you can traverse the ten rooms of the dungeon. The third, sixth, and tenth rooms have rewards for your courage, while the rest contain monsters or tests of your skill and elemental resistance. The rooms are the same for every player in the Kingdom for any given day; the rooms reseed after rollover.

Without sufficient stats, you will fail the stat tests. Information on the stats required to pass these tests can be found in Daily Dungeon Stat Tests. Elemental tests, meanwhile, can be passed with any level of resistance in the required element. See Elemental Resistance for a list of all the ways of acquiring resistance. Without resistance, you can still progress, but you will lose all your HP and be Beaten Up.

Monsters

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apathetic lizardman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: flavorless gruel Meat Drop: 16-24 Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 12 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Physically attacking gives 10 turns of Apathy.

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dairy ooze -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: mana curds Meat Drop: 10-14 Monster Level: 13 • Substat Gain: 3.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 23 Monster Defense: 11 Hit Points: 8 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 50%

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dodecapede -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: clutch of dodecapede eggs Meat Drop: 10-14 Monster Level: 12 • Substat Gain: 3 • Moxie for No Hit*: 22 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 8 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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giant giant moth -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: giant giant moth dust Meat Drop: 14-18 Monster Level: 16 • Substat Gain: 4 • Moxie for No Hit*: 26 Monster Defense: 14 Hit Points: 11 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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mayonnaise wasp -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: glob of spoiled mayo Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 17 • Substat Gain: 4.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 27 Monster Defense: 15 Hit Points: 11 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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pencil golem -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: pencil stub Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 15 • Substat Gain: 3.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 25 Monster Defense: 13 Hit Points: 11 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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sabre-toothed lime -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: twist of lime Meat Drop: 12-18 Monster Level: 14 • Substat Gain: 3.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 24 Monster Defense: 12 Hit Points: 8 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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tonic water elemental -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: tonic djinn Meat Drop: 15-21 Monster Level: 18 • Substat Gain: 4.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 28 Monster Defense: 16 Hit Points: 14 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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vampire clam -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: vampire chowder, vampire pearlp Meat Drop: 15-21 Monster Level: 40 • Substat Gain: 10 • Moxie for No Hit*: 50 Monster Defense: 17 Hit Points: 14 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

Stat Tests

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Locked Door

Force the Door Open: Hard main stat test Use a Skeleton Key: Successfully unlocks the door every time (breaks the key most times), no adventure cost. Try to Pick the Lock: Hard Moxie test, no adventure cost. Try The Yendium Platnori... Whatever On It: Successfully unlocks the door every time, no adventure cost. Note: The choice to use a skeleton key only appears when you have one in your inventory. Note: The choice to pick the lock only appears when you have a Pick-O-Matic lockpicks Note: The choice to use the Platinum Yendorian Express Card only appears when you have one in your inventory.

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Piledriver
	Move 'em Out: Hard Muscle test

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Yet Another Troll
	Wrestle: Medium Muscle test

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The Biggest Bathtub Ever
	Push it Real Good: Easy Muscle test

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A Hairier Barrier
	Dispel the Barrier: Hard Mysticality test

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The Mystic Seal
	Smoke that Seal: Medium Mysticality test

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Magic Shell
	Dispel the Shell: Easy Mysticality test

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Smooth Criminal
	Hork the Keys: Hard Moxie test

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Badger Badger Badger Badger
	Sneakily Sneak (A Snake!): Medium Moxie test

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Dungeon Fever
	Bust a Move: Easy Moxie test

Elemental Tests

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Brrrrrr.
	Walk on By: Deals Cold Damage unless you have Cold Resistance.

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You'll Put Your Eye Out
	I TRIPLE dog-dare ya!: Deals Cold Damage unless you have Cold Resistance

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Blister in the Sun
	Soak Up Some Rays: Deals Hot Damage unless you have Hot Resistance

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Did I Leave the Floor On?
	Traverse the Hot Hot Floor: Deals Hot Damage unless you have Hot Resistance

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Giant Creepy Floating Skull
	Move Past the Skull: Deals Spooky Damage unless you have Spooky Resistance.

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The Night Gallery
	Take the Tour: Deals Spooky Damage unless you have Spooky Resistance.

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Sewage Moat
	Jump the Moat: Deals Stench Damage unless you have Stench Resistance.

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The Warehouse of Eternal Stench
	Smell Baaad!: Deals Stench Damage unless you have Stench Resistance.

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Seriously, I Just Read It For the Articles
	Perambulate Past the Periodicals: Deals Sleaze Damage unless you have Sleaze Resistance.

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You Schmooze, You Lose
	Hop the Moat: Deals Sleaze Damage unless you have Sleaze Resistance.

Treasure Rooms

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Room 3: Treasure!
	Open It: extra-strength strongness elixir or jug-o-magicalness or potato sprout or rubber axe or skeleton key or suntan lotion of moxiousness or walrus-tusk earring Move On: Go to the next room. (Does not cost an adventure.)

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Room 6: Treasure!
	Open It: can of maces or concentrated magicalness pill or enchanted barbell or giant moxie weed or Pick-O-Matic lockpicks or ring of half-assed regeneration or skeleton key ring Move On: Go to the next room. (Does not cost an adventure.)

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Room 10: Treasure!
	Open It: Boris's key or Boris's ring or Jarlsberg's earring or Jarlsberg's key or Sneaky Pete's breath spray or Sneaky Pete's key

Notes

• The dungeon is unusual in that, like Fernswarthy's Basement, you first get the chance to see what your upcoming opponent/skill test is without having to automatically enter that adventure.
• Attempting to adventure here while Beaten Up yields the message:

You're too beaten up to screw around in a dungeon.

• Attempting to adventure here while falling down drunk yields the message:

You're too drunk to spelunk, as it were.

• Noblesse Oblige maintains a calendar noting the dungeon challenges that players will face each day.