The Goatlet

The Goatlet
The Goatlet
Zone Num	271
Location	Mt. McLargeHuge
Unlocks	After receiving quest from The Council of Loathing.
Recom Stat	65
Combat %	100
Quests	Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
ML	68
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	Natural Selection
Bad Moon	Frost Bitten, Twice Shy
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The Goatlet lies on the slopes of Mt. McLargeHuge, and is unlocked by bringing the L33t Tr4pz0r the 3 chunks of ore that he has requested. It's full of goats.

If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

You approach the Goatlet, but at the first sign of a Goat, you suddenly lose your nerve and run away. Looks like you're not quite tough enough to go there yet.

(You must have at least 53 in your primary stat to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

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dairy goat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: glass of goat's milk, goat cheese, billy idolb, Shivering Chèvrem Meat Drop: 40-60 Monster Level: 68 • Substat Gain: 17 • Moxie for No Hit*: 78 Monster Defense: 61 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

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drunk goat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of whiskey, goat beard, billy idolb Meat Drop: 36-54 Monster Level: 68 • Substat Gain: 17 • Moxie for No Hit*: 78 Monster Defense: 61 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

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sabre-toothed goat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: goat beard, sabre teeth, billy idolb Meat Drop: 44-66 Monster Level: 68 • Substat Gain: 17 • Moxie for No Hit*: 78 Monster Defense: 61 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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Between a Rock and Some Other Rocks

Help the miners clear the rocks away: In Mining Gear or Dwarvish War Uniform, clears the rocks and allows access to the Goatlet. Without mining gear, nothing. Screw these rocks, I'm gonna roll out: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.) Note: This is the initial adventure in the Goatlet, and the only one you will encounter until you successfully clear the rocks, except for the semi-rare adventure, which overrides this. Note: Becomes a one-time adventure once the rocks are cleared. Note: A superlikely adventure.

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Natural Selection
	Item Drops: can of spinach

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Puddle Puncher
	Item Drops: figurine of a cold seal Note: Occurs only for Seal Clubbers.

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Frost Bitten, Twice Shy
	Effects: Frostbitten (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

Notes

• You always get the Between a Rock and Some Other Rocks before getting any of the other adventures. To pass, you must be dressed in full mining gear.
• It is possible to get the Natural Selection before clearing away the rocks or even getting the Between a Rock and Some Other Rocks adventure. You do not need to be in full mining gear either.

References

• The goats in the Goatlet bear a very strong resemblance to Toothgnip, from the Web comic Goats.
• The name "Goatlet" is a play on the word "gauntlet."