The Palindome

The Palindome is found in The Nearby Plains. It only appears if you have a Talisman o' Nam equipped, and is only accessible if you have at least 65 in your main stat.

If you have a pre-NS13 character with the Talisman o' Nam who has not read your father's MacGuffin diary, you cannot adventure here.

Combat Adventures

---

Bob Racecar -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: a butt tuba, ketchup hound, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, folder (D-Team), "I Love Me, Vol. I"q, photograph of a dogq Meat Drop: 96-144 Monster Level: 138 • Substat Gain: 34.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 148 Monster Defense: 129 Hit Points: 139 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

---

Drab Bard -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: drab sonata, guitar pick, olive, "I Love Me, Vol. I"q, accordionoid roccaa, glass of warm milkm Meat Drop: 64-96 Monster Level: 136 • Substat Gain: 34 • Moxie for No Hit*: 146 Monster Defense: 124 Hit Points: 170 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None

---

Evil Olive -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of gin, jumbo olive, olive Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 145 • Substat Gain: 36.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 155 Monster Defense: 130 Hit Points: 140 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

---

Flock of Stab-bats -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bat wing, batblade, batgut Meat Drop: 128-192 Monster Level: 155 • Substat Gain: 38.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 165 Monster Defense: 133 Hit Points: 155 Initiative: 90 Elemental Alignment: None

---

Racecar Bob -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: enormous belt buckle, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, ketchup hound, folder (D-Team), "I Love Me, Vol. I"q, photograph of a dogq Meat Drop: 96-144 Monster Level: 144 • Substat Gain: 36 • Moxie for No Hit*: 154 Monster Defense: 124 Hit Points: 139 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

---

Taco Cat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cat appendix, catgut, taco shell, bit of wilted lettuceb Meat Drop: 80-120 Monster Level: 139 • Substat Gain: 34.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 149 Monster Defense: 131 Hit Points: 145 Initiative: 30 Elemental Alignment: None

---

Tan Gnat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif"), gnatwing, suntan lotion of moxiousness, glass of gnat milkm Meat Drop: 16-24 Monster Level: 136 • Substat Gain: 34 • Moxie for No Hit*: 146 Monster Defense: 127 Hit Points: 128 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

---

Dr. Awkward -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Drowsy Sword, Staff of Fatsq, fumble formulap Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 175 • Substat Gain: 124 • Moxie for No Hit*: 173-180 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Part of the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin. Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Only occurs if the Mega Gem is equipped.

Non-combat Adventures

---

No sir, away! A papaya war is on!
	Dive into the bunker: Obtain 3 papayas Leap into the fray!: Gain roughly 1*<main stat> to all stats (max 300) and lose 3 papayas or lose 60-68 HP (if you don't have at least 3 papayas). Give the men a pep talk: Gain roughly 1*<main stat> to all stats (max 100).

---

A Pre-War Dresser Drawer, Pa!
	Look in the drawer: Without Torso Awaregness, gain 200-300 Meat. With Torso Awaregness, obtain Ye Olde Navy Fleece. Ignawer the drawer: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.)

---

Sun at Noon, Tan Us
	A little while: Gain 1*<main stat> in Chutzpah ±0-4 (max 250). A medium while: Gain 10 adventures of Sunburned or gain roughly 1.5*<main stat> in Chutzpah (max 350). A long while: Gain 10 adventures of Sunburned.

---

Rod Nevada, Vendor
	Accept (500 Meat): Obtain hard rock candy and lose 500 Meat. Decline: Nothing.(Does not cost an adventure). Note: This Superlikely adventure becomes a one-time adventure if you purchase the hard rock candy.

---

Last Egg Gets Al
	Item Drops: hard-boiled ostrich egg Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

---

Do Geese See God?
	Buy the photograph (500 Meat): Obtain a photograph of God and lose 500 Meat. Decline: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.) Note: This superlikely adventure becomes a one-time adventure if you purchase the photograph of god.

---

Drawn Onward
	Put correct items on the shelf: Lose all HP, obtain "I Love Me, Vol. I" (Does not cost an adventure.) Don't Bother: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.) Note: Becomes a one-time adventure if you place the items correctly.

---

Denim Axes Examined
	Sure!: Lose a rubber axe, obtain a denim axe. No Thanks.: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.) Note: Only occurs with a rubber axe in your inventory.

---

Flee to me, remote elf!
	Item Drops: Elf Farm Raffle ticket Note: Will not occur with an Elf Farm Raffle ticket already in your inventory.

---

Strategy: Get Arts
	Effects: Paw swap (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

References

• The name of this location references a palindrome, a sentence or phrase that is identical when spelled backwards. All of the adventure titles here are or contain palindromes.

History

• This one was revised on February 20, 2007. Retired adventures can be seen here.