The Rogue Windmill

The Rogue Windmill is found in The Worm Wood, which is only accessible with the Absinthe-Minded effect.

Combat Adventures

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sensitive poet-type -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: sensitive poetry journal, A muse-bouchem Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats (Max 125) • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats (Max 31.25) • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats (Max 125) Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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angry poet -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: honey-dew, white Xanadian Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats (Max 125) • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats (Max 31.25) • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats (Max 125) Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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Backstage at the Rogue Windmill
	Pitch yourself up the stairs: Without the Bats in the Belfry effect: Nothing With the Bats in the Belfry effect: Acquire 5 turns of the No Vertigo effect Pitch in and help: Gain ? Beefiness (maximum 150) Pitch yourself into showbusiness: Without the Spirit of Alph effect: Nothing With the Spirit of Alph effect: Acquire 5 turns of the Dancing Prowess effect

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Up in the Hippo Room
	Chat with the smokers: Without the Good with the Ladies effect: Fight Can-can dancer With the Good with the Ladies effect: Acquire a Can-Can skirt Chat with the jokers: Without the Feelin' Philosophical effect: Nothing With the Feelin' Philosophical effect: Acquire a not-a-pipe Chat with the midnight tokers: Gain ? Magicalness (maximum 150)

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La Vie Boheme
	Check out the restrooms: Gain ? HP and acquire 5 turns of the Rat-Faced effect Check out the roof: Fight Sensitive poet-type Check the upstairs apartment: Gain ? Chutzpah (maximum 150)

References

• The name of this location references Moulin Rouge (lit. "the red windmill"), a famous cabaret near Montmartre in Paris that many self-styled "Bohemians" made their home. The misspelling "rogue" is a mockery of the misspelling usually made in the opposite direction by overexcited RPG newbies anxious to describe their thief-like character's activities.