The Secret Government Laboratory

The Secret Government Laboratory
Zone Num	416
Location	Conspiracy Island
Unlocks	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island or Merc Core deployment orders
Recom Stat	180
Combat %	100%
ML	200 - 300
Terrain	indoor
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This is one of the adventure zones on Conspiracy Island.

Combat Adventures

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creepy little girl -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: delicious candy, cuddly teddy bear, jangly bracelet, creepy nursery rhymem Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 200 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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government scientist -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: experimental serum G-9, heavy-duty clipboard, battery-powered drill, grimy lab coatm Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 200 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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lab monkey -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: limp broccoli, giant yellow hat, Monkey barf, vivisected hairb Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 200 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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super-sized Cola Wars soldier -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: ice-cold Cloaca Zero, first-aid pouch, khaki duffel bag, iron torso boxm Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 200 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

Non-combat Adventures

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See What's on the Slab
	Item Drops: Personal Ventilation Unit Note: Occurs on first visit to the zone. Note: Does not consume an adventure

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O Captain, My Captain
	Item Drops: bottle-opener keycard Note: Occurs after 40-50 adventures in the zone. Note: A one-time adventure.

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Paranormal Test Lab
	Note: Occurs every 20 adventures in the zone. Note: Only occurs while the ESP radio quest is active.

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The Containment Unit

Go left: Go left Go right: Go right Note: After correctly navigating five doors, fight E.V.E., the robot zombie E.V.E., the robot zombie -- (edit metadata) Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 300 • Substat Gain: 75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 310 Monster Defense: 300 Hit Points: 500 Initiative: 150 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench Damage Resistance: 50% physical Note: Only occurs while the radio quest 'Choking on the Rind' is active.

Notes

• Adventuring here requires a Personal Ventilation Unit, which limits your base stats to 100. Without it, you'll see the message:

You can't go in there without wearing a Personal Ventilation Unit. Who knows what would happen if you breathed the air in there.

• Additional item drops and monster level can be added to monsters in this zone by activating experimental protocols via a control panel in The Conspiracy Island Bunker. See A Mysterious Control Panel for details.
• There is an aggregate cap of 10(?) item drops per day in this zone. After this number of items have dropped, none of the native monsters in this zone will drop anything.
• You cannot banish monsters in this area. Attempting to do so results in the message:

Nothing gets into our^[sic] out of this place. Except you, apparently.

• Standard effects tied to the banishing source such as insta-kills and running away still apply.
• Batter Up! will not yield this message, but still cannot banish monsters.