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It wears her out, it wears her out | It wears her out, it wears her out | ||
She lives with a broken man | She lives with a broken man, | ||
A cracked polystyrene man | A cracked polystyrene man, | ||
Who just crumbles and burns | Who just crumbles and burns, | ||
He used to do surgery | He used to do surgery, | ||
On girls in the eighties | On girls in the eighties, | ||
But gravity always wins | But gravity always wins, | ||
And it wears him out, it wears him out | And it wears him out, it wears him out, | ||
It wears him out, it wears him out | It wears him out, it wears him out, | ||
She looks like the real thing | She looks like the real thing, | ||
She tastes like the real thing | She tastes like the real thing, | ||
My fake plastic love | My fake plastic love, | ||
But I can't help the feeling | But I can't help the feeling, | ||
I could blow through the ceiling | I could blow through the ceiling, | ||
If I just turn and run | If I just turn and run, | ||
And it wears me out, it wears me out | And it wears me out, it wears me out, | ||
It wears me out, it wears me out | It wears me out, it wears me out, | ||
And if I could be who you wanted | And if I could be who you wanted, | ||
If I could be who you wanted | If I could be who you wanted, | ||
All the time, all the time | All the time, all the time, | ||
==Zapping== | ==Zapping== | ||
Revision as of 04:05, 11 July 2006
tiny plastic disco bandit
This is a fake plastic Disco Bandit. It used to do surgery for girls in the 80's.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 1/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.Moxie +2
Muscle +1
(In-game plural: tiny plastic disco bandits)
Notes
- Randomly obtained by eating a Lucky Surprise Egg or opening a doll house.
See Also
References
- All the Tiny Plastic class items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.
A green plastic watering can For a fake chinese rubber plant In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man In a town full of rubber plans To get rid of itself
It wears her out, it wears her out It wears her out, it wears her out
She lives with a broken man, A cracked polystyrene man, Who just crumbles and burns,
He used to do surgery, On girls in the eighties, But gravity always wins,
And it wears him out, it wears him out, It wears him out, it wears him out,
She looks like the real thing, She tastes like the real thing, My fake plastic love,
But I can't help the feeling, I could blow through the ceiling, If I just turn and run,
And it wears me out, it wears me out, It wears me out, it wears me out,
And if I could be who you wanted, If I could be who you wanted, All the time, all the time,
Zapping
Collection
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