Tiny plastic pastamancer

tiny plastic pastamancer

This is a fake plastic Pastamancer. Mmm, that's-a tiny meatball! If it could be who you wanted...

The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 5/32 (U)"

Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

Enchantment:
Mysticality +2
Muscle +1

Tiny Plastic Series 1 (5/32, U)
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Refererence

• All the Tiny Plastic class items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.

her green plastic watering can for her fake chinese rubber plant in the fake plastic earth

that she bought from a rubber man in a town full of rubber plans to get rid of itself

it wears her out

she lives with a broken man, a cracked polystyrene man who just crumbles and burns

he used to do surgery for girls in the eighties but gravity always wins

and it wears him out

she looks like the real thing, she tastes like the real thing, my fake plastic love

but i can't help the feeling, i could blow through the ceiling, if i just turn and run

and it wears me out

if i could be who you wanted, if i could be who you wanted, if i could be who you wanted

all the time

• "That's a spicy meat-a ball" was a line from an Alka-Seltzer commercial in the 1970's.

See Also

• Muscle Increasers
• Mysticality Increasers