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==Refererence==
*All the Tiny Plastic [[classes|class]] items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.
::''her green plastic watering can for her fake chinese rubber plant in the fake plastic earth<br>
::''that she bought from a rubber man in a town full of rubber plans to get rid of itself<br>
::''it wears her out<br>
::''she lives with a broken man, a cracked polystyrene man who just crumbles and burns<br>
::''he used to do surgery for girls in the eighties but gravity always wins<br>
::''and it wears him out<br>
::''she looks like the real thing, she tastes like the real thing, my fake plastic love<br>
::''but i can't help the feeling, i could blow through the ceiling, if i just turn and run<br>
::''and it wears me out<br>
::''if i could be who you wanted, if i could be who you wanted, if i could be who you wanted<br>
::''all the time<br>


==See Also==
==See Also==

Revision as of 13:30, 25 July 2005


tiny plastic turtle tamer

This is a fake plastic Turtle Tamer, forcing a fake plastic turtle to jump through a fake plastic hoop. It wears you out.

The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 3/32 (U)"

Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

Enchantment:
Muscle +2
Mysticality +1
Tiny Plastic Series 1 (3/32, U) - edit

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Refererence

  • All the Tiny Plastic class items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.
her green plastic watering can for her fake chinese rubber plant in the fake plastic earth
that she bought from a rubber man in a town full of rubber plans to get rid of itself
it wears her out
she lives with a broken man, a cracked polystyrene man who just crumbles and burns
he used to do surgery for girls in the eighties but gravity always wins
and it wears him out
she looks like the real thing, she tastes like the real thing, my fake plastic love
but i can't help the feeling, i could blow through the ceiling, if i just turn and run
and it wears me out
if i could be who you wanted, if i could be who you wanted, if i could be who you wanted
all the time

See Also