User:Deadgoat

Deadgoat is not a very important character in the kingdom, but he has been around since approxamately the time of the Time Juice fundraiser. Unfortunately the account went inactive and the Time Juice was lost.

Desired Hardcore skills

Amphibian Sympathy	Turtle Tamer	+5 Familiar Level	Passive
Leash of Linguini	Pastamancer	+5 Familiar Level	Passive
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority	Accordion Thief	+10% Stats	Buff
Mad Looting Skillz	Disco Bandit	+20% Item Drop	Passive
Polka of Plenty	Accordion Thief	+50% Meat Drop	Buff
Disco Face Stab	Disco Bandit	-7 Monster Level	Combat
Lunging Thrust-Smack	Seal Clubber	3x melee damage	Combat
Rage of the Reindeer	Seal Clubber	+10% Muscle	Noncombat
Empathy of the Newt	Turtle Tamer	+5 Familiar Level	Buff
Cannelloni Cocoon	Pastamancer	Heals All HP	Noncombat
Eye of the Stoat	Seal Clubber	Accuracy	Passive
Nimble Fingers	Disco Bandit	+20% Meat Drop	Passive
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises	Turtle Tamer	+50% MP	Passive
Tongue of the Walrus	Seal Clubber	Heals Beaten up	Noncombat
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric	Accordion Thief	+20% Item Drop	Buff
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing	Seal Clubber	Dual-wielding	Passive		H
Gnefarious Pickpocketing	Fragnk	+10% Meat Drop	Passive
Spirit of Ravioli	Pastamancer	+25% HP	Passive
Powers of Observatiogn	Fragnk	+10% Item Drop	Passive
Expert Panhandling	Sauceror	+10% Meat Drop	Passive
Gnomish Hardigness	Fragnk	+5% HP	Passive
Cosmic Ugnderstanding	Fragnk	+5% MP	Passive
Torso Awaregness	Fragnk	Shirts	Passive			H
Disco Aerobics	Disco Bandit	+2 Moxie	Noncombat
Seal Clubbing Frenzy	Seal Clubber	+2 Muscle	Noncombat
Moxie of the Mariachi	Accordion Thief	+1 Moxie	Noncombat
Patience of the Tortoise	Turtle Tamer	+1 Muscle	Noncombat
Manicotti Meditation	Pastamancer	+2 Mysticality	Noncombat
Sauce Contemplation	Sauceror	+1 Mysticality	Noncombat
Super-Advanced Meatsmithing	Seal Clubber	Advanced Weapons
Armorcraftiness	Turtle Tamer	Advanced Pants, Hats, and Bucklers
Pulverize	Seal Clubber	Powders, Nuggets, and Wads
Pastamastery	Pastamancer	Summon and Cook Dry noodles			P
Advanced Saucecrafting	Sauceror	Summon and Cook Reagents
Advanced Cocktailcrafting	Disco Bandit	Summon and Mix Advanced Drinks			P
Transcendental Noodlecraft	Pastamancer	The Wok of Ages
The Way of Sauce	Sauceror	Scrumdiddlyumptious Solutions
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting	Disco Bandit	Nash Crosby's Still

Hardcore Boozetafarian Run

As Disco Bandit and Accordion Thief with Advanced Cocktailcrafting and Superhuman Cocktailcrafting and the Marmot sign

The Sleazy Back Alley	10 Moxie	Bum cheek	Boss Bat Quest
		Hot pink lipstick	Sleazy Gravy Fairy equipment
The Barrel full of Barrels	34 Moxie	Bottle of whiskey	Cocktailcrafting
		Boxed wine
The Spooky Forest	14 Moxie	1 Stolen accordion	NS
Degrassi Knoll	22 Moxie	3 springs	Nothing-in-the-box (Bartender-in-the-box) Meat engine (Meat Maid) Meatcar Quest
		2 empty meat tank
		2 cogs
		2 sprockets
		1 tires
		1 Frilly skirt	meat maid body (Meat Maid)
		1 Maiden wig	Maid head (Meat Maid)
		Rusty screwdriver	Orc Chasm Quest
The Typical Tavern		2 Beer lenses	Beer goggles (Bartender-in-the-box)
Guano Junction	27 Moxie	1 Broken skull	Bone rattle (NS)
Fernswarthy's Tower	27 Moxie	2 Disembodied brains strawberries	Brainy skull (Bartender-in-the-box) Brainy skull (Meat Maid) Cocktailcrafting
The "Fun" House	29 Moxie	1 Box	Nothing-in-the-box (Bartender-in-the-box)
The Daily Dungeon	30 Moxie	1 Boris's key 1 Jarlsberg's key 1 Sneaky Pete's key	NS
Beanbat Chamber	31 Moxie	1 Enchanted bean	Giant Trash Quest
The Inexplicable Door	34 Moxie	30 White pixels	Digital key (NS)
The Enormous Greater-Than Sign	47 Moxie	Plus sign	The Dungeons of Doom
The Hippy Camp	50 Moxie	Filthy knitted dread sack Filthy corduroys	The Hippy Store (Strawberries (Cocktailcrafting))
The Dungeons of Doom	54 Moxie	Dead mimic	a wand (Zapping)
The Deep Fat Friars' Gate	61 Moxie	1 Wussiness potion 1 Ruby W	NS Wand of Nagamar (NS)
The Cyrpt	88 Moxie	2 Smart skulls 2 Skeleton bone 1 Loose teeth	Brainy skull (Bartender-in-the-box) Brainy skull (Meat Maid) Bone rattle (NS) Skeleton key (NS)
The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm	96 Moxie	2 334 scrolls 1 30669 scroll 1 Lowercase N	31337 scroll (Free Access to the Hermit) Wand of Nagamar (NS)
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship	129 Moxie	1 Metallic A	Wand of Nagamar (NS)
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky	154 Moxie	1 Thin black candle 1 Heavy D 1 Angry Farmer candy	NS Wand of Nagamar (NS) NS
The Hole in the Sky	177 Moxie	5 stars and 6 lines 5 stars and 3 lines 8 stars and 7 lines	Star crossbow (NS) Star hat Richard's star key (NS)