User:Deadgoat

Deadgoat is not a very important character in the kingdom, but he has been around since approxamately the time of the Time Juice fundraiser. Unfortunately the account went inactive and the Time Juice was lost.

Desired Hardcore skills

Amphibian Sympathy	Turtle Tamer	+5 Familiar Level	Passive	H		H
Mad Looting Skillz	Disco Bandit	+20% Item Drop	Passive
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority	Accordion Thief	+10% Stats	Buff
Disco Face Stab	Disco Bandit	-7 Monster Level	Combat
Lunging Thrust-Smack	Seal Clubber	3x melee damage	Combat
Eye of the Stoat	Seal Clubber	Accuracy	Passive	P
Nimble Fingers	Disco Bandit	+20% Meat Drop	Passive
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises	Turtle Tamer	+50% MP	Passive
Rage of the Reindeer	Seal Clubber	+10% Muscle	Noncombat
Empathy of the Newt	Turtle Tamer	+5 Familiar Level	Buff			P
Polka of Plenty	Accordion Thief	+50% Meat Drop	Buff
Cannelloni Cocoon	Pastamancer	Heals All HP	Noncombat
Leash of Linguini	Pastamancer	+5 Familiar Level	Noncombat
Tongue of the Walrus	Seal Clubber	Heals Beaten up	Noncombat
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric	Accordion Thief	+20% Item Drop	Buff
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing	Seal Clubber	Dual-wielding	Passive		H
Ambidextrous Funkslinging	Disco Bandit	Double-item using	Passive
Gnefarious Pickpocketing	Fragnk	+10% Meat Drop	Passive
Spirit of Ravioli	Pastamancer	+25% HP	Passive
Powers of Observatiogn	Fragnk	+10% Item Drop	Passive
Expert Panhandling	Sauceror	+10% Meat Drop	Passive
Gnomish Hardigness	Fragnk	+5% HP	Passive
Cosmic Ugnderstanding	Fragnk	+5% MP	Passive
Torso Awaregness	Fragnk	Shirts	Passive	P		H
Disco Aerobics	Disco Bandit	+2 Moxie	Noncombat
Seal Clubbing Frenzy	Seal Clubber	+2 Muscle	Noncombat
Moxie of the Mariachi	Accordion Thief	+1 Moxie	Noncombat
Patience of the Tortoise	Turtle Tamer	+1 Muscle	Noncombat
Manicotti Meditation	Pastamancer	+2 Mysticality	Noncombat
Sauce Contemplation	Sauceror	+1 Mysticality	Noncombat
Super-Advanced Meatsmithing	Seal Clubber	Advanced Weapons
Armorcraftiness	Turtle Tamer	Advanced Pants, Hats, and Bucklers
Pulverize	Seal Clubber	Powders, Nuggets, and Wads
Pastamastery	Pastamancer	Summon and Cook Dry noodles		P	P
Advanced Saucecrafting	Sauceror	Summon and Cook Reagents		P
Advanced Cocktailcrafting	Disco Bandit	Summon and Mix Advanced Drinks		H	P	P
Transcendental Noodlecraft	Pastamancer	The Wok of Ages
The Way of Sauce	Sauceror	Scrumdiddlyumptious Solutions
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting	Disco Bandit	Nash Crosby's Still

Hardcore Runs

• White cells indicate items required to complete the neccesary quests for ascension
• Grey cells indicate items required for bonus quests.
• Green cells indicate items used for cooking and cocktailcrafting if the player's path allows it.
• Blue cells indicate items that are very useful for a hardcore ascension.
• Red cells indicate items used in the stairs.

Location	Moxie for no-hit	Item	Purpose
The Sleazy Back Alley	10 Moxie	1 Bum cheek	Boss Bat Quest
		1 Hot pink lipstick	Sleazy Gravy Fairy equipment
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob	11 Moxie	1 Knob Goblin tongs	Nemesis Quest
The Haiku Dungeon	5 main Stat	1 Fairy gravy	Nemesis Quest
The Spooky Forest	14 Moxie	1 Mosquito larva	Spooky Forest Quest
		1 Stolen accordion	Naughty Sorceress Quest
The Typical Tavern	8 Main Stat	2 Beer lenses	Bartender-in-the-box
Degrassi Knoll	22 Moxie	1 Cog	Bitchin' Meatcar Quest
		1 Spring
		1 Sprocket
		1 Empty meat tank
		1 Tires
		1 Rusty screwdriver	Orc Chasm Quest
		1 Cog	Meat maid
		1 Empty meat tank
		1 Frilly skirt
		1 Maiden wig
		1 Spring
		1 Sprocket
		1 Cog	Slay Your Nemesis Quest
		1 Gnollish flyswatter
		1 Sprocket
		1 Spring	Bartender-in-the-box
Guano Junction	27 Moxie	3 Sonar-in-a-biscuits	Boss Bat Quest
		1 Broken skull	Naughty Sorceress Quest
Fernswarthy's Tower	27 Moxie	1 Disembodied brain	Meat Maid
		1 Disembodied brain	Bartender-in-the-box
		1 Disembodied brain	Chef-in-the-box
The Misspelled Cemetary	29 Moxie	Smart skull	Meat Maid
		Smart skull	Bartender-in-the-box
		Smart skull	Chef-in-the-box
The "Fun" House	29 Moxie	1 Box	Bartender-in-the-box
		1 Box	Chef-in-the-box
Beanbat Chamber	31 Moxie	1 Enchanted bean	Giant Trash Quest
The Inexplicable Door	34 Moxie	12 Black pixels	Naughty Sorceress Quest
		8 Red pixels
		30 White pixels
Harem	41 Moxie	1 Knob Goblin harem pants	The King of Cobb's Knob Quest
		1 Knob Goblin harem veil
		1 Knob Goblin perfume
The Enormous Greater-Than Sign	47 Moxie	1 Plus sign	The Dungeons of Doom
The Daily Dungeon	51 Lowest Stat	1 Boris's key 1 Jarlsberg's key 1 Sneaky Pete's key	Naughty Sorceress Quest
The Dungeons of Doom	54 Moxie	1 Dead mimic	Zapping
The Deep Fat Friars' Gate	61 Moxie	1 Wussiness potion	Naughty Sorceress Quest
		1 Ruby W
Itznotyerzitz Mine	67 Moxie	1 Miner's helmet	Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
		1 Miner's pants
		1 7-Foot Dwarven mattock
		3 Asbestos, Chrome or Linoleum ore
The Goatlet	77 Moxie	6 Goat cheese
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	78 Moxie	1 eyepatch	Orc Chasm Quest
		1 Stuffed shoulder parrot
		1 Swashbuckling pants
		1 Abridged dictionary
The eXtreme Slope	85 Moxie	1 EXtreme mittens	Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
		1 EXtreme scarf
		1 Snowboarder pants
The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm	96 Moxie	2 334 scrolls	Orc Chasm Quest
		1 30669 scroll
		1 33398 scroll
		2 334 scrolls	Hermit access
		1 30669 scroll
		1 Lowercase N	Naughty Sorceress Quest
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship	129 Moxie	1 Metallic A	Wand of Nagamar (NS)
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky	154 Moxie	1 Thin black candle 1 Heavy D 1 Angry Farmer candy	NS Wand of Nagamar (NS) NS
The Hole in the Sky	177 Moxie	5 stars and 6 lines 5 stars and 3 lines 8 stars and 7 lines	Star crossbow (NS) Star hat (NS) Richard's star key (NS)