User:Relyk

September 8, 2025 Dougtember 7, Year 86 Moxie tomorrow

Stat	Item	Bonus
All	tomato juice of powerful power	50%
	Potion of temporary gr8ness	+100%
Muscle	philter of phorce	100%
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	200%
	pressurized potion of puissance	300%
	oil of stability	Equalize muscle
Mysticality	ointment of the occult	100%
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	200%
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	300%
	oil of expertise	Equalize mysticality
Moxie	serum of sarcasm	100%
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	200%
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	300%
	oil of slipperiness	Equalize moxie

• Special challenge path
• Safe Adventuring
• Elements
• Best Drinks
• Best Foods (adventures)
• Advanced Cocktailcrafting and Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
• Summon Clip Art
• Release the Boots
• Combat Frequency
• Item of the Month
• User:Relyk/potions
• Gene Tonic
• A Tourist's Guide to Spring Break

Strategy

• Fax machine strategy

Quests

• Spookyraven Manor Quest
• Level 1 - Toot Oriole Quest ("Toot!") (tutorial; first ascension only)
• Level 2 - Spooky Forest Quest ("Looking for a Larva in All the Wrong Places")
• Level 3 - Typical Tavern Quest ("Ooh, I Think I Smell a Rat.")
• Level 4 - Boss Bat Quest ("Ooh, I Think I Smell a Bat.")
• Level 5 - The King of Cobb's Knob Quest ("The Goblin Who Wouldn't Be King")
• Level 6 - Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest ("Trial By Friar")
• Level 7 - Undefile the Cyrpt Quest ("Cyrptic Emanations")
• Level 8 - Mt. McLargeHuge Quest ("Am I my Trapper's Keeper?")
• Level 9 - Strange Leaflet Quest (optional)
• Level 9 - Orc Chasm Quest ("A Quest, LOL")
• Level 10 - Giant Trash Quest ("The Rain on the Plains is Mainly Garbage")

• The Hole in the Sky

• Level 11 - Quest for the Holy MacGuffin ("<Player Name> and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin")

• Cap'm Caronch Quest

• Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty

• Level 12 - Mysterious Island Quest ("Make War, Not... Oh, Wait")

• The Junkyard
• The Mysterious Island Arena
• The Lighthouse
• The Organic Orchard
• McMillicancuddy's Farm

1. Next, make a fence out of the barbed wire (choice #3) when you are cornered.
2. Knock over the lantern (choice #1) when you are cornered again.
3. Dump out the drum (choice #2) when you are cornered a third time.

• Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision

• Level 13 - Naughty Sorceress Quest ("The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict")

• Defeating The Naughty Sorceress

• Level 14 - The Sea
  • An Old Guy and The Ocean
  • Sea Monkees Quest

Guild Quests

• Legendary Epic Weapon Quest
• A Dark and Dank and Sinister Quest
• The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair