Campground patch strategy

Your campground may contain A Pumpkin Patch, A Peppermint Patch, or A Bone Garden.

Pumpkins

Days	Grow	Plus	= Product	Effect
1	pumpkin	nothing (use directly)	3 pumpkin juice (potion)	+20% item +10 ML +10 spooky damage 10 turns (x3)
		fermenting powder (regular mixing)	3 pumpkin beer (booze)	4-7 adventures 5-20 each substat 2-4 MP 1 drunkenness (x3)
		pie tin, dough (regular cooking)	pumpkin pie (food)	15-18 adventures 10-30 each substat 3 fullness
		Knob Goblin firecracker (meatpaste)	pumpkin bomb (combat item)	Yellow Ray
		tires, sweet rims (meatpaste)	pumpkin carriage (quest item, cannot untinker)	opens Desert Beach
		bigger stick (regular smithing)	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern (chefstaff)	requires 15 myst +20% spell damage +10 to stench spells regen 2-3 MP
2	2 pumpkins	nothing (regular smithing)	shin gourds (accessory)	+5 DR +10 weapon damage
5	huge pumpkin	nothing (use directly)	player profile decoration	N/A
11	ginormous pumpkin	nothing (use directly)	Campground dwelling	50 HP/MP when resting

Peppermints

Number of sprouts	Gives	Plus	= Product	Effect
1	peppermint twist	nothing (use directly)	peppermint twist (potion)	+40% initiative +50% meat +10 ML (10 turns)
		bottle of rum (fancy mixing)	Crimbojito (booze)	10-13 adventures 25-50 myst 10-20 mus/mox 2 drunkenness
		bottle of tequila (fancy mixing)	Feliz Navidad (booze)	10-13 adventures 25-50 moxie 10-20 mus/myst 2 drunkenness
		bottle of gin (fancy mixing)	Gin Mint (booze)	10-13 adventures 25-50 moxie 10-20 mus/myst 2 drunkenness
		bottle of whiskey (fancy mixing)	Mint Yulep (booze)	10-13 adventures 25-50 muscle 10-20 myst/mox 2 drunkenness
		boxed wine (fancy mixing)	Sangria de Menthe (booze)	10-13 adventures 25-50 myst 10-20 mus/mox 2 drunkenness
		bottle of vodka (fancy mixing)	Vodka Matryoshka (booze)	10-13 adventures 25-50 muscle 10-20 myst/mox 2 drunkenness
2	peppermint patty	nothing (eat directly)	peppermint patty (food)	9-12 adventures 10-20? each substat 2 fullness
		peppermint crook (meatpaste)	peppermint parasol (combat item)	free runaways
3	peppermint crook	nothing (use directly)	peppermint crook (combat item)	pickpocket attempt
		peppermint patty (meatpaste)	peppermint parasol (combat item)	free runaways
		another peppermint crook (meatpaste)	candy cane candygram	messages to other players (cannot untinker?)
5	peppermint parasol (by meatpasting!)	see above	peppermint parasol (combat item)	free runaways
6	candy cane candygram (by meatpasting!)	see above	candy cane candygram	messages to other players (cannot untinker?)
10	cane-mail pants	nothing (equip directly)	cane-mail pants (pants)	+10% all stats regen 1-4 HP/MP +3 PvP fights
11	peppermint rhino baby	nothing (use directly)	peppermint rhino baby (familiar)	Peppermint Rhino 1x fairy 2x wt fairy (candy only)
15	cane-mail shirt	nothing (equip directly)	cane-mail shirt (shirt)	+25% candy drops +20 ML +15% meat

Leaving the peppermint patch alone for 5 days produces a giant candy cane (2-handed staff, +40% candy drops, opportunity cost of 15 peppermint sprouts).

The cane-mail pants, cane-mail shirt, and giant candy cane all pulverize into candycaine powder (combat item, exponential poison).

Skeletons

Number of skeletons	Gives	Type	Effect
1	Skeletons and The Closet	Choice adventure	Choice of Skeletal Warrior, Skeletal Cleric, Skeletal Wizard, Skeletal Rogue, or Skeletal Buddy (30 adventures)
2	skeleton skis	Accessory	Combat Initiative +25%, +5 Cold Damage, +5 Spooky Damage
3	skeleton quiche	Food	Epic quality
4	skeletal scabbard	Accessory	Doubles the damage dealt by swords
5	crystal skeleton vodka	Booze	Epic quality, Aykrophobia (+25% Item Drops from Monsters, +20 Spooky Damage, +15 Monster Level; 20 adventures)
7	skeletal skiff	Quest Item	Allows Travel to The Mysterious Island of Mystery
9	auxiliary backbone	Accessory	+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
11	Bonestabber	Weapon (1-handed sword)	Serious Spooky Resistance (+3), +10 Spooky Damage, +5 to Monster Level, +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
13	Lazybones™ recliner	Usable	When Resting, gives Bonelording (Muscle +25%, Mysticality +25%, Moxie +25%, +25 Spooky Damage; 20 adventures)