The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later

white zombie -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cranberries, piece of wedding cake, zombie pineal gland Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 38 • Substat Gain: 9.5 • Moxie for No Hit:* 48 Monster Defense: 33 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

zombie apathetic lizardman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: zombie pineal gland Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 5 • Moxie for No Hit:* 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 12 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

Zombie Clown -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, long skinny balloon, zombie pineal gland Meat Drop: 20-30 Monster Level: 19 • Substat Gain: 4.75 • Moxie for No Hit:* 29 Monster Defense: 17 Hit Points: 15 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

zombie frat boy -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of vodka, bottle of tequila, deodorant, homoerotic frat-paddle, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, zombie pineal gland Meat Drop: 25-35 Monster Level: 41 • Substat Gain: 10.25 • Moxie for No Hit:* 51 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

zombie hippy -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, reodorant, windchimes, zombie pineal gland Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 41 • Substat Gain: 10.25 • Moxie for No Hit:* 51 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 25 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

zombie zmobie -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cranberries, loose teeth, zombie pineal gland Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 5 • Moxie for No Hit:* Mval-36 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 11 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

References

"28 Days Later" is a reference to the 2002 British zombie movie, 28 Days Later.
Most of the classic zombie movie Dawn of the Dead takes place in a mall.
The white zombie monster is a reference to the band White Zombie.