Ability: CLEESHes and acts as a potato in combat; acts randomly as a volleyball, fairy, leprechaun, or ghuol whelp at the end of combat. End-of-combat activity can be "tuned" with certain familiar equipment, and CLEESHing can be disabled with familiar equipment.
Throne/Bjorn: All Attributes -10 & +2 stats per fight, sometimes ?
You pretend that it's a seal, and club the crap out ofError: Parse error in playerweapon.php line 33 for X damage. You raise an eyebrow at <name>, who blinks innocently. CRITICAL HIT!SOCKO! WHAM! SOCKO! BOINK! SMACK! WHAM! SMACK! KERBLAM! SMACK! SPLAT!
During combat:
<name> twitches violently as your opponent charges in for the kiWarning: Parse error in killplayer.php line 7722
$@He transforms into a clammy mist, a flock of bats, and a big black dog in rap)#)Aborted You glance over at <name>, who is twitching oddly.
As your opponent prepares to attack, <name> Error: Unexpected ')' in fight.php line 4492
<regular monster critical hit message>Error: Parse error in oppocrit.php line 45 >%familiarname>
<regular monster fumble message>
<name> glares at your oppError: currMonster unreadable varRenum332|333|334
At the end of combat:
<name> does a spastic little jiWarning: Unexpected line break in lootnerf.php line 457
<name> gives you a funny look and twitcError: Unexpected function call famGWhelp in loot.pError: Unexpected function call famGWhelp in loot.php liError: Unexpected function call famGWhelp in loot.php line 233
%name twitches one eye beneath the Tam O'Shanter.
Arena Messages
When entering the arena for the first time each day without a bugged beanie in your closet or inventory (note that you will only receive the bugged beanie and not the necklaces):
Congratulations on your %arenawins arena win. You've earned a prize from the Arena Goodies Sack!
You acquire an item: bugged beanie
Warning: Parse error (function not found) in arena.php line 2225
You acquire an item: lead necklace
Warning: Parse error (function not found) in arena.php line 2225
You acquire an item: lead necklace
Warning: Parse error (function not found) in arena.php line 2225
You acquire an item: lead necklace
Warning: Parse error (function not found in arûñáabort
When entered in any arena event:
Notice: Undefined offset 2224 in arena.php on line 4902
The beanie gives +10 lbs and gives some extra special abilities, but does not change the familiar's nature.
The balaclava gives +20 ML and forces the familiar to act as both a full-weight volleyball and potato. It also disables cleeshing.
The bonnet gives +5% food/pants/candy drops and also forces the familiar to act as a full-weight baby gravy fairy. The familiar will also sometimes give you a "bugged" item at the end of combat.
The "currMonster unreadable" message CLEESHes the monster, and has approximately 2% chance of occurring each round. It can occur on the round where you would have otherwise killed the monster: instead, it becomes an amphibian and does not die.
It is possible to receive a non-bugged item and a bugged item (with the bonnet equipped) at the end of the same combat.
Acts as a Levitating Potato during combat. In general, this is at half-weight. The balaclava makes it act as a full-weight potato.
The Baby Bugged Bugbear will drop a special item 10% of the time. When wearing a Bonnet, it will drop one of those special items 10% of the time as well. It can drop a "regular" special item and a bonnet special item on the same combat, they are independent probabilities. The familiar will not drop each of the items in a category with uniform probability. That is to say, when wearing a bonnet, the bonnet-generated drops are not uniformly distributed. The non-bonnet-generated drops are also not uniformly distributed. The rate of the special drops is still being spaded. See this KoLSpading post/thread for details.
Despite the Arena messages, when you go there the beanie actually drops, but lead necklaces do not. Also, this happens only on the first visit each day. However, for this to work, you can't have a Bugged Beanie or Bugged Balaclava equipped or in your inventory (or in your closet).
The arena message from the first visit is impossible. Parse errors are fatal in PHP, the parser would have quit after the first one. The same applies to several messages during and after combat.
bugged beanie, 
bugged balaclava, 
bugged bön±Ã©t
Cannot breathe underwater
