The Temple Portico

The Temple Portico
Zone Num	217
Location	Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair (Pastamancer)
Unlocks	Bringing the secret tropical island volcano lair map to the navigator.
Recom Stat	140
Combat %	100
ML	140 - 150
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	None
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The Temple Portico is at the Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair (Pastamancer).

A primary stat of 140 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Nope

(It is recommended that you have at least 140 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Upon first visit:

You step up to the portico of the temple -- that is, the front steps and columned outer area that forms the temple's sort of "front porch" -- and immediately see what it is about the stonework that caught your eye as you were rowing toward the island: everything appears to be fashioned out of noodles that have somehow been petrified into stone. This gives it all a sort of wibbly tentacleyness that's a bit weird and off-putting.

The cultists here all appear to be neophytes and other low-level members of the cult hierarchy. Some of them glance at you, but take little notice, perhaps assuming you're here to join. Others scowl, perhaps recognizing you as an intruder, but unsure what to do about it. The rest seem to have decided you're not their problem. How wrong they are.

You feel a momentary pang of guilt -- it's probable that most of these people aren't actually evil, but joined the cult out of a desire to belong to some sort of community, without knowing what they were getting themselves into. Regardless, if you're going to get into that temple, you're probably going to have to noodle the hell out of these guys. Sucks to be them.

After defeating your Nemesis:

You wander around the temple portico for a bit, but all the cultists have cleared out, so there's nothing much to do except admire what's left of the horrible architecture. Ugh.

Combat Adventures

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evil spaghetti cult middle-manager -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: spaghetti cult mask, spaghetti cult rosary, crystal orb of spirit wranglingq, cult memoq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 160 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 175 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

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evil spaghetti cult neophyte -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: spaghetti cult mask, spaghetti cult rosary Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 140 • Substat Gain: 35 • Moxie for No Hit*: 150 Monster Defense: 126 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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evil spaghetti cult technician -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: spaghetti cult mask, spaghetti cult rosary Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 140 • Substat Gain: 35 • Moxie for No Hit*: 150 Monster Defense: 126 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

Notes

• Adventure Queue manipulation, eg using olfaction or divine champagne poppers, does not work in this zone.
• evil spaghetti cult middle-manager can be copied with the Time-Spinner or the skill duplicate