Advanced Farming
Cost-effectiveness
When and why would one item be more cost-effective than another item? This question can be answered with an equation:
(In Economics, this is known as the "Opportunity Cost" Theory, in which you give up one thing for another for either an emotional, physical, mental, or financial profit, or any combination thereof.)
The equation calculates at what point the higher priced item begins to be cost-effective. To show exactly how this is used, here's an example. Let's compare a bottle of single-barrel whiskey (costs 288000 meat, gives 3 drunkenness, and gives 6 adventures per drunkenness) and gloomy mushroom wine (costs 41000 meat, gives 3 drunkness, and gives 5 adventures per drunkness). For booze, you've got to put the information in terms of one drunkness:
This means you must be making more than 82333 meat per adventure before using single-barrel whiskeys. If you don't believe this, we can test it. If the meat you make is just slightly below the value calculated above, gloomy mushroom wine should just barely win out:
- In general: (meat made) = (meat made in one adventure)*(adventures from booze)-(price of booze)
- bottle of single-barrel whiskey: (82333 mpa)*(18 adventures)-(288000 meat) = 1193994 meat
- gloomy mushroom wine: (82333 mpa)*(15 adventures)-(41000 meat) = 1193995 meat
Drunkenness is ignored simply for clarity; this is fine in this case since both booze happen to give the same amount of drunkenness. As you can see, gloomy mushroom wine makes one more meat than single-barrel whiskey if you make 82333 meat per adventure. If you made more, single-barrel whiskey would be more cost-efficient. Of course, this example means nothing unless you can make that kind of meat (if you are, most of us would like to know).
- Cost-effectiveness of equipment and food are calculated this way.
- Getting a negative value means that the lower priced item is always more cost-effective because it pays more.
- When comparing an item against a pool of other items, you want the one that gives the next highest value. The problem is that you don't know the value of the current item you're comparing. You can usually see which item you need to compare it to, but a reliable and systematic way to find the other item is to do the following:
- Compare it to nothing (price: 0; payoff: 0).
- Compare it to the item whose value is highest but still below the value you currently have.
- Repeat the above step until there are no more items to compare. This is the value of the item.
- It gets slightly more complicated with accessories with quantity limitations and if 2-handed weapons affected farming (most don't). For accessories, imagine three accessory slots and fill them with accessories with the next highest values possible. Compare against the accessory with lowest value of the three since that is the one being replaced. Additionally, the cost-effectiveness of getting a second accessory is calculated by comparing it against the one with the second highest value. The same goes for the third.
- The cost-effectiveness for the last booze drunk is independent of the drunkenness it gives, since that last one is allowed to overflow the limit.
- Effects are compared for straight up profit since having one effect does not interfere with having other effects.
- The best to way to find out how much meat you make per adventure is to farm for a long time, sell what what you farm, and then divide the meat made by adventures used.
Food
- The usefulness of food is calculated only in terms of adventure yield because stat gains do not affect farming.
- Profit per fullness is calculated at various possible levels of meat made per adventure.
- The minimum amount of meat you must make per adventure for a food to be cost-effective is represented under "Cost-Effective After". Even if a food gives a profit at some level of meat gain, it is not necessarily cost-effective because there may be a better food choice (costs less, yields more adventures).
- Food is sorted by pay-off (adventures per fullness), then by cost-effective thresholds.
- Data is largely unverified (Editors: see the talk page).
Reading the chart
- apf - Adventures per fullness, on average
- mpf - Meat per fullness - as per mall cost
- mpa - Meat earned per adventure
Name | Adventures | Fullness | Price | Payoff | Cost-Effective After | Profit/Fullness | Comments | |||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
200 mpa | 600 mpa | 1000 mpa | 1400 mpa | |||||||
spectral pickle | 23.1 adv | 4 | 45066 meat (11266.5 mpf) | 5.78 apf | 12189.39 mpa | -10111 | -7801 | -5491 | -3181 | No comment |
radio button candy | 5.6 adv | 1 | 819000 meat (819000 mpf) | 5.6 apf | 1258138.08 mpa | -817880 | -815640 | -813400 | -811160 | No comment |
pr0n chow mein | 19.8 adv | 4 | 4841 meat (1210.25 mpf) | 4.95 apf | 833 mpa | -220 | 1760 | 3740 | 5720 | No comment |
Knob sausage chow mein | 24.5 adv | 5 | 5843 meat (1168.6 mpf) | 4.9 apf | 478.21 mpa | -189 | 1771 | 3731 | 5691 | No comment |
bat wing chow mein | 24.5 adv | 5 | 6039 meat (1207.8 mpf) | 4.9 apf | Never | -228 | 1732 | 3692 | 5652 | No comment |
rat appendix chow mein | 24.5 adv | 5 | 6030 meat (1206 mpf) | 4.9 apf | Never | -226 | 1734 | 3694 | 5654 | No comment |
tofu chow mein | 14.3 adv | 3 | 4714 meat (1571.33 mpf) | 4.77 apf | 1239.84 mpa | -618 | 1289 | 3195 | 5102 | No comment |
Hell ramen | 25.4 adv | 6 | 5460.5 meat (910.08 mpf) | 4.23 apf | 527.09 mpa | -63 | 1630 | 3323 | 5017 | No comment |
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 11.6 adv | 3 | 2998 meat (999.33 mpf) | 3.87 apf | 1607.14 mpa | -226 | 1321 | 2867 | 4414 | No comment |
delicious spicy noodles | 10.9 adv | 3 | 1873 meat (624.33 mpf) | 3.63 apf | 575.26 mpa | 102 | 1556 | 3009 | 4462 | No comment |
insanely spicy bean burrito | 10.9 adv | 3 | 2673 meat (891 mpf) | 3.63 apf | Never | -164 | 1289 | 2742 | 4196 | No comment |
tofu stir-fry | 3.6 adv | 1 | 3950 meat (3950 mpf) | 3.6 apf | 87600 mpa | -3230 | -1790 | -350 | 1090 | No comment |
Knob sausage stir-fry | 10.7 adv | 3 | 3090 meat (1030 mpf) | 3.57 apf | 1358.82 mpa | -317 | 1110 | 2537 | 3963 | No comment |
pr0n stir-fry | 6.9 adv | 2 | 1935 meat (967.5 mpf) | 3.45 apf | 1572.22 mpa | -277 | 1103 | 2483 | 3863 | No comment |
rat appendix stir-fry | 10 adv | 3 | 3526 meat (1175.33 mpf) | 3.33 apf | 2746 mpa | -509 | 825 | 2158 | 3491 | No comment |
candy cane | 3.3 adv | 1 | 2591 meat (2591 mpf) | 3.3 apf | 21895 mpa | -1931 | -611 | 709 | 2029 | No comment |
bat wing stir-fry | 9.7 adv | 3 | 3394 meat (1131.33 mpf) | 3.23 apf | 3734.29 mpa | -485 | 809 | 2102 | 3395 | No comment |
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 12.3 adv | 4 | 2768 meat (692 mpf) | 3.08 apf | 5760 mpa | -77 | 1153 | 2383 | 3613 | No comment |
spicy noodles | 9 adv | 3 | 780 meat (260 mpf) | 3 apf | 292.86 mpa | 340 | 1540 | 2740 | 3940 | No comment |
spaghetti with Skullheads | 17.7 adv | 6 | 4049 meat (674.83 mpf) | 2.95 apf | 20590 mpa | -85 | 1095 | 2275 | 3455 | No comment |
spicy enchanted bean burrito | 8.8 adv | 3 | 995 meat (331.67 mpf) | 2.93 apf | 840 mpa | 255 | 1428 | 2602 | 3775 | No comment |
Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 11.7 adv | 4 | 2519 meat (629.75 mpf) | 2.93 apf | 5732.86 mpa | -45 | 1125 | 2295 | 3465 | No comment |
gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 17.5 adv | 6 | 3819 meat (636.5 mpf) | 2.92 apf | 6823.33 mpa | -53 | 1114 | 2280 | 3447 | No comment |
Knoll stir-fry | 5.8 adv | 2 | 2130 meat (1065 mpf) | 2.9 apf | 23090 mpa | -485 | 675 | 1835 | 2995 | No comment |
gingerbread bugbear | 2.9 adv | 1 | 6777 meat (6777 mpf) | 2.9 apf | Never | -6197 | -5037 | -3877 | -2717 | No comment |
spicy bean burrito | 8.6 adv | 3 | 886 meat (295.33 mpf) | 2.87 apf | 1036.67 mpa | 278 | 1425 | 2571 | 3718 | No comment |
Boris's key lime pie | 11.3 adv | 4 | 2691 meat (672.75 mpf) | 2.83 apf | 8247.14 mpa | -108 | 1022 | 2152 | 3282 | No comment |
fettucini Inconnu | 16.8 adv | 6 | 4052 meat (675.33 mpf) | 2.8 apf | 14510 mpa | -115 | 1005 | 2125 | 3245 | No comment |
ravioli della hippy | 8.3 adv | 3 | 575 meat (191.67 mpf) | 2.77 apf | 205 mpa | 362 | 1468 | 2575 | 3682 | No comment |
painful penne pasta | 8.2 adv | 3 | 1157 meat (385.67 mpf) | 2.73 apf | 16700 mpa | 161 | 1254 | 2348 | 3441 | No comment |
pr0n m4nic0tti | 10.9 adv | 4 | 986 meat (246.5 mpf) | 2.73 apf | 486.67 mpa | 299 | 1389 | 2479 | 3569 | No comment |
Hell broth | 10.7 adv | 4 | 4018 meat (1004.5 mpf) | 2.68 apf | 86100 mpa | -469 | 601 | 1671 | 2740 | No comment |
delicious noodles | 8 adv | 3 | 861 meat (287 mpf) | 2.67 apf | 900 mpa | 246 | 1313 | 2380 | 3446 | No comment |
Knob stir-fry | 5.2 adv | 2 | 1481 meat (740.5 mpf) | 2.6 apf | 6035 mpa | -220 | 820 | 1860 | 2900 | No comment |
olive stir-fry | 2.6 adv | 1 | 1500 meat (1500 mpf) | 2.6 apf | Never | -980 | 60 | 1100 | 2140 | No comment |
spooky stir-fry | 5.1 adv | 2 | 1299 meat (649.5 mpf) | 2.55 apf | 10250 mpa | -140 | 881 | 1901 | 2920 | No comment |
menudo | 5 adv | 2 | 274 meat (137 mpf) | 2.5 apf | 202.86 mpa | 363 | 1363 | 2363 | 3363 | No comment |
asparagus stir-fry | 2.5 adv | 1 | 2675 meat (2675 mpf) | 2.5 apf | Never | -2175 | -1175 | -175 | 825 | No comment |
boring spaghetti | 7.3 adv | 3 | 1971 meat (657 mpf) | 2.43 apf | 5166.67 mpa | -170 | 803 | 1776 | 2750 | No comment |
mushroom pizza | 7 adv | 3 | 421 meat (140.33 mpf) | 2.33 apf | 760 mpa | 326 | 1260 | 2193 | 3126 | No comment |
sausage pizza | 6.8 adv | 3 | 269 meat (89.67 mpf) | 2.27 apf | 110 mpa | 364 | 1270 | 2177 | 3084 | No comment |
goat cheese pizza | 6.8 adv | 3 | 637 meat (212.33 mpf) | 2.27 apf | Never | 241 | 1148 | 2054 | 2961 | No comment |
hippy herbal tea | 2.2 adv | 1 | 100 meat (100 mpf) | 2.2 apf | 176.25 mpa | 340 | 1220 | 2100 | 2980 | No comment |
papaya taco | 2.2 adv | 1 | 134 meat (134 mpf) | 2.2 apf | Never | 306 | 1186 | 2066 | 2946 | No comment |
bat haggis | 4.2 adv | 2 | 359 meat (179.5 mpf) | 2.1 apf | 796.25 mpa | 241 | 1081 | 1921 | 2761 | No comment |
enchanted bean burrito | 6.1 adv | 3 | 509 meat (169.67 mpf) | 2.03 apf | 1640 mpa | 237 | 1050 | 1864 | 2677 | No comment |
chorizo taco | 2 adv | 1 | 115 meat (115 mpf) | 2 apf | 1250 mpa | 285 | 1085 | 1885 | 2685 | No comment |
cherry | 2 adv | 1 | 788 meat (788 mpf) | 2 apf | Never | -388 | 412 | 1212 | 2012 | No comment |
Elfin shortbread | 6 adv | 3 | 459 meat (153 mpf) | 2 apf | Never | 247 | 1047 | 1847 | 2647 | No comment |
white chocolate and tomato pizza | 6 adv | 3 | 2273 meat (757.67 mpf) | 2 apf | Never | -358 | 442 | 1242 | 2042 | No comment |
tofu casserole | 5.9 adv | 3 | 220 meat (73.33 mpf) | 1.97 apf | 610 mpa | 320 | 1107 | 1893 | 2680 | No comment |
ghuol egg quiche | 3.9 adv | 2 | 206 meat (103 mpf) | 1.95 apf | 3000 mpa | 287 | 1067 | 1847 | 2627 | No comment |
chorizo brownies | 5.8 adv | 3 | 159 meat (53 mpf) | 1.93 apf | 31.11 mpa | 334 | 1107 | 1880 | 2654 | No comment |
carob chunk noodles | 5.8 adv | 3 | 340 meat (113.33 mpf) | 1.93 apf | Never | 273 | 1047 | 1820 | 2593 | No comment |
stuffed spooky mushroom | 5.7 adv | 3 | 261 meat (87 mpf) | 1.9 apf | 500 mpa | 293 | 1053 | 1813 | 2573 | No comment |
lime | 1.9 adv | 1 | 1014 meat (1014 mpf) | 1.9 apf | 19040 mpa | -634 | 126 | 886 | 1646 | No comment |
ghuol-ear kabob | 3.7 adv | 2 | 124 meat (62 mpf) | 1.85 apf | 80 mpa | 308 | 1048 | 1788 | 2528 | No comment |
rat appendix kabob | 3.5 adv | 2 | 108 meat (54 mpf) | 1.75 apf | 47.2 mpa | 296 | 996 | 1696 | 2396 | No comment |
carob chunk cookies | 3.5 adv | 2 | 123 meat (61.5 mpf) | 1.75 apf | Never | 289 | 989 | 1689 | 2389 | No comment |
ghost cucumber | 3.5 adv | 2 | 4044 meat (2022 mpf) | 1.75 apf | Never | -1672 | -972 | -272 | 428 | No comment |
abominable snowcone | 3.5 adv | 2 | 152 meat (76 mpf) | 1.75 apf | Never | 274 | 974 | 1674 | 2374 | No comment |
bat wing kabob | 3.5 adv | 2 | 728 meat (364 mpf) | 1.75 apf | Never | -14 | 686 | 1386 | 2086 | No comment |
herb brownies | 3.5 adv | 2 | 4643 meat (2321.5 mpf) | 1.75 apf | Never | -1971 | -1271 | -571 | 129 | No comment |
carob brownies | 3.5 adv | 2 | 120 meat (60 mpf) | 1.75 apf | Never | 290 | 990 | 1690 | 2390 | No comment |
Ent cider | 3.5 adv | 2 | 1642 meat (821 mpf) | 1.75 apf | Never | -471 | 229 | 929 | 1629 | No comment |
bean burrito | 5.2 adv | 3 | 312 meat (104 mpf) | 1.73 apf | 1530 mpa | 243 | 936 | 1629 | 2323 | No comment |
Knoll shroomkabob | 3.4 adv | 2 | 106 meat (53 mpf) | 1.7 apf | 50.91 mpa | 287 | 967 | 1647 | 2327 | No comment |
spooky shroomkabob | 3.4 adv | 2 | 111 meat (55.5 mpf) | 1.7 apf | Never | 285 | 965 | 1645 | 2325 | No comment |
pr0n cocktail | 3.4 adv | 2 | 650 meat (325 mpf) | 1.7 apf | Never | 15 | 695 | 1375 | 2055 | No comment |
Knob shroomkabob | 3.4 adv | 2 | 164 meat (82 mpf) | 1.7 apf | Never | 258 | 938 | 1618 | 2298 | No comment |
skewered cat appendix | 3.4 adv | 2 | 162 meat (81 mpf) | 1.7 apf | Never | 259 | 939 | 1619 | 2299 | No comment |
white chocolate chip cookies | 3.2 adv | 2 | 100 meat (50 mpf) | 1.6 apf | 58.75 mpa | 270 | 910 | 1550 | 2190 | No comment |
cocoa eggshell fragment | 1.6 adv | 1 | 419 meat (419 mpf) | 1.6 apf | Never | -99 | 541 | 1181 | 1821 | No comment |
jumbo olive | 1.6 adv | 1 | 719 meat (719 mpf) | 1.6 apf | Never | -399 | 241 | 881 | 1521 | No comment |
lihc eye pie | 6.2 adv | 4 | 224 meat (56 mpf) | 1.55 apf | 100 mpa | 254 | 874 | 1494 | 2114 | No comment |
plain pizza | 3.1 adv | 2 | 140 meat (70 mpf) | 1.55 apf | Never | 240 | 860 | 1480 | 2100 | No comment |
White Castle fries | 3 adv | 2 | 138 meat (69 mpf) | 1.5 apf | 208 mpa | 231 | 831 | 1431 | 2031 | No comment |
large cocoa eggshell fragment | 3 adv | 2 | 829 meat (414.5 mpf) | 1.5 apf | Never | -114 | 486 | 1086 | 1686 | No comment |
fruitcake | 4.5 adv | 3 | 2239 meat (746.33 mpf) | 1.5 apf | Never | -446 | 154 | 754 | 1354 | No comment |
ghuol guolash | 4.5 adv | 3 | 260 meat (86.67 mpf) | 1.5 apf | Never | 213 | 813 | 1413 | 2013 | No comment |
papaya | 1.5 adv | 1 | 165 meat (165 mpf) | 1.5 apf | Never | 135 | 735 | 1335 | 1935 | No comment |
cranberries | 1.5 adv | 1 | 102 meat (102 mpf) | 1.5 apf | Never | 198 | 798 | 1398 | 1998 | No comment |
bowl of lucky charms | 1.5 adv | 1 | 1355 meat (1355 mpf) | 1.5 apf | Never | -1055 | -455 | 145 | 745 | No comment |
hot wing | 1.5 adv | 1 | 108 meat (108 mpf) | 1.5 apf | Never | 192 | 792 | 1392 | 1992 | No comment |
White Castle burger | 3 adv | 2 | 189 meat (94.5 mpf) | 1.5 apf | Never | 206 | 806 | 1406 | 2006 | No comment |
purple pixel pie | 4.4 adv | 3 | 422 meat (140.67 mpf) | 1.47 apf | 970 mpa | 153 | 739 | 1326 | 1913 | No comment |
piece of wedding cake | 2.9 adv | 2 | 316 meat (158 mpf) | 1.45 apf | 1372 mpa | 132 | 712 | 1292 | 1872 | No comment |
spooky mushroom | 2.8 adv | 2 | 355 meat (177.5 mpf) | 1.4 apf | 4015 mpa | 103 | 663 | 1223 | 1782 | No comment |
Knoll mushroom | 2.8 adv | 2 | 1232 meat (616 mpf) | 1.4 apf | Never | -336 | 224 | 784 | 1344 | No comment |
Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 4.1 adv | 3 | 131 meat (43.67 mpf) | 1.37 apf | 280 mpa | 230 | 776 | 1323 | 1870 | No comment |
goat cheese | 2.7 adv | 2 | 1185 meat (592.5 mpf) | 1.35 apf | 33490 mpa | -322 | 218 | 758 | 1298 | No comment |
Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 4 adv | 3 | 103 meat (34.33 mpf) | 1.33 apf | 25.75 mpa | 232 | 766 | 1299 | 1832 | No comment |
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 4 adv | 3 | 109 meat (36.33 mpf) | 1.33 apf | Never | 230 | 764 | 1297 | 1830 | No comment |
Knob mushroom | 2.6 adv | 2 | 215 meat (107.5 mpf) | 1.3 apf | 910 mpa | 153 | 673 | 1193 | 1713 | No comment |
Knob sausage | 2.6 adv | 2 | 242 meat (121 mpf) | 1.3 apf | Never | 139 | 659 | 1179 | 1699 | No comment |
dwarf bread | 3.9 adv | 3 | 3803 meat (1267.67 mpf) | 1.3 apf | Never | -1008 | -488 | 32 | 552 | No comment |
t8r tots | 1.3 adv | 1 | 137 meat (137 mpf) | 1.3 apf | Never | 123 | 643 | 1163 | 1683 | No comment |
Trollhouse cookies | 2.5 adv | 2 | 124 meat (62 mpf) | 1.25 apf | 120 mpa | 188 | 688 | 1188 | 1688 | No comment |
Spam Witch sammich | 2.5 adv | 2 | 128 meat (64 mpf) | 1.25 apf | Never | 186 | 686 | 1186 | 1686 | No comment |
carob chunks | 1.2 adv | 1 | 100 meat (100 mpf) | 1.2 apf | 340 mpa | 140 | 620 | 1100 | 1580 | No comment |
uncooked chorizo | 1.2 adv | 1 | 100 meat (100 mpf) | 1.2 apf | 340 mpa | 140 | 620 | 1100 | 1580 | No comment |
gr8ps | 1.2 adv | 1 | 3414 meat (3414 mpf) | 1.2 apf | Never | -3174 | -2694 | -2214 | -1734 | No comment |
white chocolate chips | 1.1 adv | 1 | 106 meat (106 mpf) | 1.1 apf | 740 mpa | 114 | 554 | 994 | 1434 | No comment |
stalk of asparagus | 1.1 adv | 1 | 558 meat (558 mpf) | 1.1 apf | Never | -338 | 102 | 542 | 982 | No comment |
mind flayer corpse | 5 adv | 5 | 160 meat (32 mpf) | 1 apf | 32 mpa | 168 | 568 | 968 | 1368 | No comment |
strawberry | 1 adv | 1 | 102 meat (102 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | 98 | 498 | 898 | 1298 | No comment |
grapefruit | 1 adv | 1 | 100 meat (100 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | 100 | 500 | 900 | 1300 | No comment |
glass of goat's milk | 1 adv | 1 | 740 meat (740 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | -540 | -140 | 260 | 660 | No comment |
ketchup | 1 adv | 1 | 1297 meat (1297 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | -1097 | -697 | -297 | 103 | No comment |
royal jelly | 1 adv | 1 | 154 meat (154 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | 46 | 446 | 846 | 1246 | No comment |
Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 adv | 1 | 3174 meat (3174 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | -2974 | -2574 | -2174 | -1774 | No comment |
grapes | 1 adv | 1 | 803 meat (803 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | -603 | -203 | 197 | 597 | No comment |
hot buttered roll | 1 adv | 1 | 1022 meat (1022 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | -822 | -422 | -22 | 378 | No comment |
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 adv | 1 | 102 meat (102 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | 98 | 498 | 898 | 1298 | No comment |
orange | 1 adv | 1 | 100 meat (100 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | 100 | 500 | 900 | 1300 | No comment |
ghuol egg | 1 adv | 1 | 504 meat (504 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | -304 | 96 | 496 | 896 | No comment |
lemon | 1 adv | 1 | 100 meat (100 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | 100 | 500 | 900 | 1300 | No comment |
tomato | 1 adv | 1 | 100 meat (100 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | 100 | 500 | 900 | 1300 | No comment |
bowl of cottage cheese | 2 adv | 2 | 155 meat (77.5 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | 123 | 523 | 923 | 1323 | No comment |
toast | 1 adv | 1 | 138 meat (138 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | 62 | 462 | 862 | 1262 | No comment |
catsup | 1 adv | 1 | 1236 meat (1236 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | -1036 | -636 | -236 | 164 | No comment |
olive | 1 adv | 1 | 174 meat (174 mpf) | 1 apf | Never | 26 | 426 | 826 | 1226 | No comment |
Icy Peak Farming
The Icy Peak is the best area in which to farm. Depending on your budget, you can amass a variety of buffs, skills, and equipment which will help you farm the peak. This section of the guide focuses on maximizing your meat gain through a combination of all three. In an attempt to be complete this guide will cover ALL items in the game which give meat or item drop bonuses and attempt to explain why they are or are not efficient for meat farming. See the tables below for more details.
- mpa stands for meat per adventure.
- Actual prices may fluctuate.
- Assumptions:
- You're adventuring at The Icy Peak (requires cold resistance).
- You're using a leprechaun-type familiar that does not affect item drop percentages.
- You're converting your yeti furs to hippopotamus skins and selling all your skins to the bounty hunter.
- Payoff is calculated as 200*((meat drop bonus)+.05(weight bonus))+78.604*(item drop bonus).
Familiar Choice
Before this guide does anything else, I think it is necessary to first explain which type of familiar should be used. By default everyone seems to use a leprechaun-based familiar, but is this really the right way to go about farming? Which is better, Leprechaun or Gravy Fairy?
Let's look at the math:
- Leprechaun gives 5% bonus meat drop per pound which translates (using the Icy Peak base meat average of 200) to an extra 10 meat per adventure per pound.
- The Gravy Fairy gives a bonus 2.5% item drop per pound which translates (using the Icy Peak base meat from items drop of 78.604) to about 2 extra meat per adventure per pound.
This means that without any doubt, Leprechaun-based familiars are far better than Gravy Fairy-based familiars when farming The Icy Peak.
Since they are so much better, the rest of this guide will assume that you have a Leprechaun-based familiar.
Of course, if you get a familiar that acts like a leprechaun and more, like the Attention-Deficit Demon, then all the better for farming, my dear.
Item Effects
Using item effects is a quick way to increase your peak reapings, but needs to be constantly maintained.
- Effects are sorted by profit, with NPC buyable effects (having fixed prices) listed first.
Name | Meat Bonus | Weight Bonus | Item Drop Bonus | Price | Payoff | Profit | Comments |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Wasabi Sinuses | +30% | n/a | -10% | 150 meat (15 mpa) | 52.14 mpa | +37.14 | The Knob Goblin nasal spray can be bought at the laboratory for 150 meat and gives Wasabi Sinuses for 10 adventures, but it takes away 1 substat per battle. |
Heavy Petting | n/a | +5 lbs | n/a | 250 meat (25 mpa) | 50 mpa | +25 mpa | The Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray can be bought at the laboratory for 250 meat and gives Heavy Petting for 10 adventures. This subtracts 10% from all stats, which high level players will likely not notice. |
Egg-stortionary Tactics | +50% | n/a | n/a | ~2000 meat (100 mpa) | 100 mpa | 0 mpa | Black oyster eggs are fairly expensive, even for 20 adventures, but it's still worth it to use an oyster basket in hardcore; just be careful about your spleen. |
Object Detection | n/a | n/a | +12.5% | ~200 meat (20 mpa) | 9.8 mpa | -11.2 mpa | A farmer would have to first find out which Dungeons of Doom potion gives this effect. |
Blue Tongue | n/a | n/a | +30% | ~800 meat (40 mpa) | 23.58 mpa | -16.42 mpa | A cheaper alternative to black is the blue snowcone. Despite the +30% item drop for 20 adventures and its relatively low cost, the fact that it only gives item drop leaves you in the hole. |
Cupcake of Choice | n/a | n/a | +30% | ~1000 meat (50 mpa) | 23.58 mpa | -26.42 mpa | Granted by using a blue-frosted astral cupcake. Despite the +30% item drop for 20 adventures and its relatively low cost, the fact that it only gives item drop leaves you in the hole. |
Red Tongue | +30% | n/a | n/a | ~2000 meat (100 mpa) | 60 mpa | -40 mpa | A cheaper alternative to black is the red snowcone. Despite the +30% meat for 20 adventures, its price still keeps you in the hole. |
Peeled Eyeballs | -16% | n/a | +15% | 200 meat (20 mpa) | -20.21 mpa | -40.21 mpa | The Knob Goblin eyedrops can be bought at the laboratory for 200 meat and gives Peeled Eyeballs for 10 adventures. This may be focused on item farming, but not peak farming, as the item boost doesn't even balance out the meat penalty, let alone the cost of the item. |
Green Tongue | n/a | +5 lbs | n/a | ~2000 meat (100 mpa) | 50 mpa | -50 mpa | A cheaper alternative to black is the green snowcone. Despite the +5 lbs for 20 adventures, its price still keeps you in the hole. |
Your Cupcake Senses Are Tingling | +30% | n/a | n/a | ~2500 meat (125 mpa) | 60 mpa | -65 mpa | Granted by using a pink-frosted astral cupcake. Despite the +30% meat for 20 adventures, its price still keeps you in the hole. |
Eggs-tra Sensory Perception | n/a | n/a | +50% | ~2400 meat (120 mpa) | 39.30 | -80.70 mpa | Off-white oyster eggs are even more expensive than black ones, and the effect they give does not even come close to being helpful when peak farming. |
Black Tongue | +30% | +5 lbs | +30% | ~40000 meat (2000 mpa) | 133.58 mpa | -1866.42 mpa | The most coveted of the snowcones, the black snowcone is quite expensive in the mall. |
Ermine Eyes | n/a | n/a | +10% | 797 meat (159.4/79.7 mpa) | 7.86 mpa | -151.54/71.84 mpa | A Sauceror's Advanced Saucecrafting potion, with Impetuous Sauciness it becomes a bit less useless. |
Skill Effects
Taking advantage of skill effects is similar to using item effects, but are more reliable, since costs of buffs and MP are more constant.
- MP to meat calculations are based on the mall price of phonics down as ((mp cost)/48)*350.
- Effects are sorted by profit.
Name | Meat Bonus | Weight Bonus | Item Drop Bonus | Price | Payoff | Profit | Comments |
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Polka of Plenty | +50% | n/a | n/a | 6 meat (.03 mpa) | 100 mpa | +99.97 mpa | An Accordion Thief buff, you must decide whether you want this skill. Alternatively, this can be purchased as a philanthropic buff from Testudinata once a day for 6 meat and lasting 240 adventures. This should be used in even the most basic farming strategy. |
Empathy of the Newt | n/a | +5 lbs | n/a | 8 meat (0.03 mpa) | 50 mpa | +49.97 mpa | A Turtle Tamer buff, you must decide whether you want this skill. Alternatively, this can be purchased as a philanthropic buff from Testudinata once a day for 8 meat and lasting 240 adventures. This should be used in even the most basic farming strategy. |
Leash of Linguini | n/a | +5 lbs | n/a | 87.5 meat (8.75 mpa) | 50 mpa | +41.25 mpa | This Pastamancer skill can be cast for 10 adventures with 12 mp and only on yourself (self-buff). This means that you will need to either ascend or stay in that class to benefit from this skill. |
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric | n/a | n/a | +20% | 7 meat (.03 mpa) | 15.72 | +15.69 mpa | An Accordion Thief buff, you must decide whether you want this skill. Alternatively, this can be purchased as a philanthropic buff from Testudinata once a day for 7 meat and lasting 240 adventures. |
Passive Skills
These skills cost thousands of meat, but are bought once and stay constantly in effect. If you plan to peak for a while, these are far more cost-efficient than using buffs or effects. Getting all of these will require multiple ascensions. For each skill, you must decide whether you want it enough to either ascend with it, stay in that class or sign, or not bother. Based on just passive skills in an attempt to get all of them, the Disco Bandit is the best class to settle under for peaking because you don't have to ascend with Nimble Fingers nor Mad Looting Skillz. Staying under a moxie sign removes the need to ascend with Gnefarious Pickpocketing and Powers of Observatiogn. Of course, there are other factors to consider for which class or sign to stay under or whether to just continue ascending.
- Passive skills are sorted by payoff.
Name | Meat Bonus | Weight Bonus | Item Drop Bonus | Price | Payoff | Cost-Effective After | Comments |
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Amphibian Sympathy | n/a | +5 lbs | n/a | 3000 meat | 50 mpa | 60 adv | A Turtle Tamer skill |
Nimble Fingers | +20% | n/a | n/a | 6000 meat | 40 mpa | 150 adv | A Disco Bandit skill |
Expert Panhandling | +10% | n/a | n/a | 3000 meat | 20 mpa | 150 adv | A Sauceror skill |
Gnefarious Pickpocketing | +10% | n/a | n/a | 5000 meat | 20 mpa | 250 adv | Offered under a moxie sign |
Mad Looting Skillz | n/a | n/a | +20% | 8000 meat | 15.72 mpa | 508 adv | A Disco Bandit skill |
Powers of Observatiogn | n/a | n/a | +10% | 5000 meat | 7.86 mpa | 636 adv | Offered under a moxie sign |
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing | +2% | n/a | n/a | 12000 meat | 4 mpa | 3000 adv | A Seal Clubber skill, allows equipping a muculent machete in one's offhand slot instead of a box-in-the-box-in-the-box |
Equipment
Equipment function similar to passive skills, except you need to use equipment slots for them to work.
- Ascending is difficult to value and is different for every player; you will have to decide whether it's worth it yourself.
- Since you can resell most equipment later, the most cost-worthy equipment for peak farming are the ones with the highest payoff per adventure. Cost-effectiveness atttempts to gauge what level of commitment a farmer must have, whether you are ultra-rich, simply devoted, or only play on the weekends.
- Equipment is sorted by payoff.
Name | Meat Bonus | Weight Bonus | Item Drop Bonus | Price | Payoff | Cost-Effective After | Comments | |
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Hats | plexiglass pith helmet | n/a | +5 lbs | n/a | hardcore oxygenarian | 50 mpa | Depends | Also regenerating hp and mp and giving +30% muscle, this is arguably the best hat in the game. It is also one of the hardest hats to obtain, being a hardcore oxygenarian ascension reward for the Turtle Tamer. |
ice pick | n/a | n/a | +15% | 4 mill meat | 11.79 mpa | 508882 adv | This item is a great addition for item farming, but not meat farming. This is far more useful when turned into ice skates. In this case, getting a plexiglass pith helmet can be more efficient. You would only use this if you already have ice skates, don't want to ascend, and plan to farm for a long time. | |
miner's helmet | n/a | n/a | +5% | 180 meat | 3.93 mpa | 45 adv | With very little pay-off, this is one of the few hats that help with farming. | |
Weapons | meatspout staff | +15% | n/a | n/a | 15000 meat | 30 mpa | 500 adv | Definitely the best weapon for meat farming -- despite being two-handed, its meat bonus is far enough above the muculent machete to compensate for not being able to wield an off-hand item, such as the box-in-the-box-in-the-box. The extra 3 adventures per day don't hurt, either. |
muculent machete | +5% | n/a | n/a | 6950 meat | 10 mpa | 695 adv | Most likely your best bet for Peak farming, with both higher meat bonuses and higher power than the penguin whip | |
penguin whip | +3% | n/a | n/a | 500 meat | 6 mpa | 83 adv | With low power and a small bonus, you're probably better off with a muculent machete | |
acoustic guitarrr | +2% | n/a | n/a | 5950 meat | 4 mpa | Never (try meatspout staff) | This item is more expensive than the penguin whip, gives a smaller meat bonus, and is a 2-handed ranged weapon, thus preventing the usage of an offhand item. If, however, your Moxie is very high, it may reduce the amount of time spent in combat. | |
duck-on-a-string | n/a | n/a | +5% | 49900 meat | 3.93 mpa | Never (try meatspout staff) | This item was available last Crimbo. It costs far more than the penguin whip and gives a smaller payoff, but its attack power is much higher (and it has a +5 melee damage bonus), which may reduce the amount of time spent in combat. | |
bubble bauble bow | n/a | n/a | +5% | 20000 meat | 3.93 mpa | Never (try meatspout staff) | One of the new advanced packing materials weapons. It costs far more than the muculent machete and gives a smaller payoff, but has a slightly higher power, which may reduce the amount of time spent in combat. | |
gnauga hide whip | n/a | n/a | +3% | 800 meat | 2.36 mpa | Never (try meatspout staff) | This item is a great addition for item farming, but not meat farming. | |
Off-hand | hypnodisk | n/a | n/a | +25% | 60 mill meat | 19.65 mpa | Never (try meatspout staff) | This ultra-rare is an excellent addition for item farming. However, now that the best meat farming weapon is 2-handed, and even muculent machete + hypnodisk is less effective (by .35 mpa) than the meatspout staff, this is no longer worth using at the Peak. |
box-in-the- box-in-the-box | +3% | n/a | n/a | 5400 meat | 6 mpa | Never (try meatspout staff) | For off-hand items, this suped-up box is it for most farmers. All off-hand items, however, are inferior to the meatspout staff. | |
box-in-the-box | +2% | n/a | n/a | 2900 meat | 4 mpa | Never (try meatspout staff) | An upgraded box, when it's worth it to build one of these, it's worth it to build an even better one. | |
box | +1% | n/a | n/a | 1240 meat | 2 mpa | Never (try meatspout staff) | This item is in demand to build campground equipment. | |
Pants | stainless steel slacks | +20% | n/a | n/a | hardcore | 40 mpa | Depends | Giving +15% combat initiative and moxie, these pants are one of the hardest to obtain, being a hardcore ascension reward for the Disco Bandit. |
plexiglass pants | n/a | n/a | +20% | hardcore oxygenarian | 15.72 mpa | Never (try stainless steel slacks) | Giving +25% combat initiative and +30% moxie, these pants are also one of the hardest to obtain, being a hardcore oxygenarian ascension reward for the Disco Bandit. | |
Accessories | incredibly dense meat gem | +25% | n/a | n/a | 55 mill meat | 50 mpa | 1100000 adv | This ultra-rare is a great addition for meat farming if you already have it. Otherwise, consider it a long-term investment. |
Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip | +15% | n/a | n/a | boss reward | 30 mpa | Depends | While only able to equip one, this item is your best bet for meat farming, if you're willing to willing to work/ascend for it. If this is an easy item for you to get, consider it top-priority to get, since it gives the second best peak bonus. | |
ice skates | +15% | n/a | n/a | 8.5 mill meat | 30 mpa | 283333 adv | While only able to equip one, this is quite useful for meat farming in long-term investments. Get a porquoise necklace then toy train before this. | |
Jekyllin hide belt | n/a | n/a | +35% | 13.5 mill meat | 27.51 mpa | Depends | This item is an interesting choice due to its effect changing with the lunar cycle. Get this last; you can swap it with other items to skim some extra meat on better moon phases. | |
porquoise necklace | +10% | n/a | n/a | 12500 meat | 20 mpa | 625 adv | While only able to equip one, this makes a slight improvement over tiny plastics when compared to its price. | |
toy train | +10% | n/a | n/a | 165000 meat | 20 mpa | 8250 adv | While only able to equip one, this barely makes an improvement over tiny plastics when compared to its price. Get a porquoise necklace before this. | |
Mr. Accessory Jr. | n/a | n/a | +25% | 3.3 mill meat | 19.65 mpa | 429094 adv | This item is a great addition for farming, but not particularly meat farming; consider it a long-term investment. Get a porquoise necklace, then a toy train before this. | |
Lucky rabbit's foot | +7% | n/a | +7% | 14000 meat | 19.50 mpa | 1000 adv | This object is somewhat new and available to all 7th-level players: its price is dropping and will likely continue to do so. | |
tiny plastic hermit | +6% | n/a | n/a | 5000 meat | 12 mpa | 416 adv | Compared to its price, this barely makes an improvement over other tiny plastics. Get porquoise necklace, then lucky rabbit's foot instead of this. | |
tiny plastic familiar | n/a | +1 lb | n/a | 120 meat | 10 mpa | 12 adv | If you can't have any of the other accessories, at least have this. | |
Baron Von Ratsworth's monocle | n/a | n/a | +10% | boss reward | 7.86 mpa | Never (try a tiny plastic familiar) | While only able to equip one, this item still can be a great addition for farming, but not meat farming. | |
Familiar Equipment | lucky Tam O'Shanter/Shatner | n/a | +10 lbs | n/a | 20 mill meat | 100 mpa | 200000 adv | This item is a great addition for meat farming, but only as a long-term investment. |
Meat detector | n/a | +5 lbs | n/a | 5500 meat | 50 mpa | 110 adv | This item is your best bet for meat farming. | |
lead necklace | n/a | +3 lbs | n/a | 150 meat | 30 mpa | 5 adv | If you can't have any of the other familiar equipment, at least have this. | |
miniature gravy-covered maypole | n/a | n/a lbs | +10 lbs (+25%) | 7.8 mill meat | 19.65 mpa | Never (try lead necklace) | This item is a great addition for farming, but not meat farming. | |
Containers | Mr. Container | n/a | n/a | +3% | 46 mill meat | 2.36 mpa | 19491425 adv | Only the most insane farmers in the kingdom (that is, insanely good) would be farming with this item. You can always sell it back later... |
hemp backpack | n/a | n/a | +2% | 29 mill meat | 1.57 mpa | 18471337 adv | Only an insane farmer would farm with this. | |
Newbiesport™ backpack | n/a | n/a | +1% | 11 mill meat | .79 mpa | 13924050 adv | Only a crazy (but not too crazy) farmer would use this. |