Leprechaun's Condo

Choice adventure number: 1556

%fname%'s Condo

A leprechaun has a very specific set of needs - exercise, mental stimulation, dumb entertainment, food, booze, and sleep. You can decorate the four rooms of the Leprecondo with furniture to allow %fn to fulfill their needs.

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Lock in your Interior Decoration

You carefully arrange the furnishings in %fname%'s Leprecondo. You place the ??? in the top left. You place the ??? in the top right. You place the ??? in the bottom left. You place the ??? in the bottom right.

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You can rearrange the furnishings 3 more times today.
Back to Inventory

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Occurs when using your Leprecondo.

Notes

• After combat your Leprechaun familiar may find a piece of furniture in a hiding place :

  %fn spots a (piece of furniture) (at some hiding place) and runs out of his condo. He drags it back to the condo and stores it in the attic.

• Furniture is permanently unlocked and does not reset upon ascension.
• You may install up to 4 pieces of furniture from your furniture collection.
• Every 5 turn-taking combats your Leprechaun will try to meet one of his needs using the furniture. If furniture is successfully used you will receive an item or effect, and your Leprechaun gains 1 familiar experience.
• Later pieces of furniture (left-to-right, top-to-bottom) will override earlier pieces of furniture if they both meet the same need.

Furniture

Option #	Name	Image	Location	Needs Fulfilled	Use Message	Effect/Drops
1	buckets of concrete		Any hiding place	exercise	[name] spends a few minutes swinging around his buckets of concrete. It's kinda inspiring.	Gym Bros (10 Adventures) +1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Muscle +20%
2	thrift store oil painting		Any hiding place	mental stimulation	[name] wanders over and spends some time studying his painting. It's... mildly stimulating.	Well Stimulated (10 Adventures) +1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Mysticality +20%
3	boxes of old comic books		Any hiding place	dumb entertainment	[name] plops down and reads some old comics. You squint your eyes to read some panels as well.	Wasting Time (10 Adventures) +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Moxie +20%
4	second-hand hot plate		Any hiding place	food	[name] fires up his second-hand hot plate and makes an adequate meal for two.	One of: bean burrito chorizo taco plain pizza spicy mushroom quesadilla tofu casserole Trollhouse cookies
5	beer cooler		Any hiding place	booze	[name] grabs a beer from the beer cooler. Then he notices you looking in the window and tosses you one.	One of: beer bomb bloody beer ice-cold fotie ice-cold Sir Schlitz ice-cold Willer overpriced "imported" beer plain old beer
6	free mattress		Any hiding place	sleep	[name] heads to his filthy mattress for a nap. You feel sympathetically better.	Good Night's Sleep (10 Adventures) +25% Combat Initiative
7	gigantic chess set		An Octopus's Garden	exercise	[name] spends a few minutes laboriously resetting his big heavy chessboard.	Work Out Smarter, Not Harder (10 Adventures) Muscle +20 Weapon Damage +20 Maximum HP +50%
				mental stimulation	[name] plays a game of chess against himself on his giant board.	Well Stimulated (20 Adventures) +1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Mysticality +20%
8	UltraDance karaoke machine		Infernal Rackets Backstage	exercise	[name] sets his karaoke machine to dance mode and careens around the room for a while.	Vicarious Sweat (10 Adventures) Maximum HP +30 +15% Item Drops from Monsters
				dumb entertainment	[name] wanders over to the karaoke machines and sings a few popular songs from when he was a teenager.	Your Days Are Numbed (10 Adventures) +5 to Familiar Weight +5 Familiar Experience Per Combat
9	cupcake treadmill		Madness Bakery	exercise	[name] spends a while running on his cupcake treadmill.	Your Days Are Numbed (10 Adventures) +5 to Familiar Weight +5 Familiar Experience Per Combat
				food	[name] grabs a cupcake from his treadmill, and tosses you one as well.	standard-issue cupcake
10	beer pong table		The Orcish Frat House	exercise	[name] plays beer pong until he gets tired. One of the balls bounces out of the condo and into your pocket.	table tennis ball
				booze	[name] plays beer pong for a while, but stops drinking before he finishes the whole table's worth. You grab the extras.	Two of (duplicates possible): beer bomb bloody beer can of Swiller ice-cold Sir Schlitz ice-cold Willer overpriced "imported" beer plain old beer
11	padded weight bench		The Degrassi Knoll Garage	exercise	[name] does some benchpresses on his nice weight bench.	Gym Bros (20 Adventures) +1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Muscle +20%
				sleep	[name] takes a nap on his padded weight bench.	Tired Muscles (10 Adventures) Monsters will be less attracted to you
12	internet-connected laptop		The Hidden Office Building	mental stimulation	[name] watches some home improvement videos and takes some notes. You make a copy of them for yourself.	crafting plans
				dumb entertainment	[name] spends some time arguing with people about politics on social media.	Wasting Time (20 Adventures) +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Moxie +20%
13	sous vide laboratory		The Haunted Kitchen	mental stimulation	[name] reads the manual for his sous vide machine, and imagines all the fancy food he'll make.	Counter Intelligence (10 Adventures) Maximum MP +30 +30% Meat from Monsters
				food	[name] whips up a giant meal in the sous vide machine and shares it with you.	One of: black forest ham fishy fish ham steak Knoll stir-fry spooky stir-fry tiny burrito
14	programmable blender		Cobb's Knob Kitchens	mental stimulation	[name] spends a few minutes adjusting the settings on his fancy blender.	Counter Intelligence (10 Adventures) Maximum MP +30 +30% Meat from Monsters
				booze	[name] makes a huge blended cocktail for himself, and one for you.	One of: eggnog extra-spicy bloody mary white lightning
15	sensory deprivation tank		The Marinara Trench	mental stimulation		Alone with Your Thoughts (10 Adventures) Mysticality +20 Spell Damage +20 Maximum MP +50%
				sleep		Quiet Night's Sleep (10 Adventures) +50% Combat Initiative Regenerate 5-10 MP per Adventure
16	fruit-smashing robot		The Hippy Camp (Verge of War)	dumb entertainment	[name] watches his fruit-smashing robot for a while, giggling	You Might Have Gotten Wet (10 Adventures) Moxie +20 Ranged Damage +20 Damage Reduction: 10
				food	[name] grabs some of the fruit from his fruit-smashing robot's storage cache. A couple of extra pieces roll out the window and you grab them.	Two of (duplicates possible): cherry kiwi kumquat lemon lime papaya raspberry strawberry tangerine
17	ManCave™ sports bar set		A Barroom Brawl	dumb entertainment	[name] plays darts for a while in his sports bar. An errant dart flies out the window and you grab it.	bar dart
				booze	[name] has a few beers at the sports bar.	One of: melted Jell-o shot shot of blackberry schnapps shot of nepenthe schnapps shot of peach schnapps shot of pear schnapps shot of rotgut
18	???		???	dumb entertainment
				sleep
19	???		???	food
				booze
20	fine upholstered dining table set		The Hidden Apartment Building	food	[name] heads to his dinette set for a nice meal, and tosses you a little something for yourself.	One of: boring spaghetti delicious noodles goat cheese pizza sausage pizza spicy bean burrito spicy noodles
				sleep	[name] stretches out on his upholstered dining table and takes a little snooze.	Sur La Table (20 Adventures) Regenerate 5-10 MP per Adventure Regenerate 5-10 HP per Adventure
21	whiskeybed		The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)	booze	[name] extracts some of the whiskey from his bed. He guzzles about half of it, and gives you the rest.	One of: Divine sidecar lumbering jack old-fashioned whiskey and cola whiskey and soda whiskey bittersweet whiskey sour
				sleep	[name] takes a long nap in his whiskeybed. You take a short nap off a long pier.	Moist Night's Sleep (10 Adventures) +50% Combat Initiative So-So Hot Resistance (+2) +10 Cold Damage
22	high-end home workout system		The Degrassi Knoll Gym	exercise	[name] avails himself of his fancy home gym. He glances disdainfully at your muscles, and hands you some protein powder.	scoop of pre-workout powder
23	complete classics library		The Haunted Library	mental stimulation	[name] reads some books about military history. You get bored watching him read, and go through his medicine cabinet while he's distracted.	leprechaun antidepressant pill
24	ultimate retro game console		Megalo-City	dumb entertainment	You watch [name] play old video games for a few hours.	phosphor traces
25	Omnipot		Cobb's Knob Laboratory	food	[name] makes a small but delicious meal in his Omnipot. There's enough to share with you.	One of: Heck ramen incredible mini-pizza savoy truffle small beer brat tiny burrito tiny peach pie white chocolate chip brownies
26	???		???	booze		booze
27	four-poster bed		Dreadsylvanian Castle	sleep	[name] takes a long nap in his nice bed. You feel well-rested just watching him.	Spacious Night's Sleep (20 Adventures) +100% Combat Initiative Muscle +10% Mysticality +10% Moxie +10%

• Unknown furniture source
  • pint of Leprechaun Stout
  • tangarita sidecar
  • prussian cathouse sidecar

Other Post-Combat Messages

There is a message that displays after each combat for five combats if your Leprechaun was unable to meet a need:

• %fn is upset that his (something) need wasn't met.

There are other post-combat messages you can get when your Leprechaun is satisfied and not trying to fulfill a need :

• %fn does some chores around the house.

  %fn gazes out the window of his condo, daydreaming.

  %fn grabs a bottle of cleaning spray and wipes down the windows of his condo.

  %fn grabs a mop and cleans the floors of his condo.

  %fn putters around the condo aimlessly for a while.

  %fn spends a while rearranging the attic of his condo.

  %fn vacuums the floors of his condo.

  %fn wanders from room to room in his Leprecondo.

  %fn wanders out onto his balcony and watches the world go by for a while.