Maximizing Your Familiar Weight

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It is sometimes more effective to maximize Familiar Weight over other bonuses, such as when fighting The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode) or meat farming with a Stocking Mimic.

Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Hat	Back Item	Shirt	Pants
crumpled felt fedora 10 lbs Zombo's skullcap 10 lbs (Turtle Tamers only) Boris's Helm 5 lbs papier-mitre 5 lbs plexiglass pith helmet 5 lbs Elder Turtle Shell 3 lbs (Turtle Tamers only)			Great Wolf's beastly trousers 10 lbs Galapagosian Cuisses 10 lbs (Turtle Tamers only) Greaves of the Murk Lord 5 lbs
Mainhand	Offhand	Accessory	Familiar equipment
Fouet de tortue-dressage 10 lbs (Turtle Tamers only) bar whip 2 lbs magic whistle 1 lbs	Old-school flying disc 5 lbs Operation Patriot Shield 5 lbs (Turtle Tamers only) bar whip 2 lbs magic whistle 1 lbs	Belt of Loathing* 10 furry halo* 5 lbs (when unarmed) BGE tiny plastic toy* 3 lbs Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 3 lbs Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 3 lbs Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 3 lbs Tiny Plastic Familiars 2 - 1 lbs	tiny costume wardrobe 25 lbs (doppelshifter only) Snow Suit 20 - 5 lbs familiar specific equipment 15 - 5 lbs astral pet sweater 10 lbs sugar shield 10 lbs ittah bittah hookah 5 lbs little box of fireworks 5 lbs Loathing Legion helicopter 5 lbs Mayflower bouquet 5 lbs moveable feast 5 lbs plastic pumpkin bucket 5 lbs lead necklace 3 lbs
Outfit	Effects and Buffs	Passive skills, non-buff skills and others
El Vibrato Relics 0-100 lbs (El Vibrato Megadrone only) Dire Drifter Duds 5 lbs (Turtle Tamers only)	She Ate Too Much Candy 1-25 lbs Meteor Showered 20 lbs Puzzle Champ 5-20 lbs Robot Friends 20 lbs Smart Drunk 20 lbs All Is Forgiven 10 lbs Bureaucratized 10 lbs Chorale of Companionship 10 lbs Crocodile Tear 10 lbs (Underwater only) Cold Hearted 1-10 lbs (does not stack with other love songs) Down With Chow 10 lbs Healthy Green Glow 10 lbs Hip to the Jive 10 lbs Human-Fish Hybrid 10 lbs Joy 10 lbs Open Heart Surgery 10 lbs Pajama Party 10 lbs Spirit of Galactic Unity 10 lbs Thanksgetting 10 lbs The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect 10 lbs Unbarking Dogs 10 lbs Whole Latte Love 10 lbs A Girl Named Sue 5 lbs Billiards Belligerence 5 lbs Black Tongue 5 lbs (does not stack with other tongues) Blue Swayed 1-5 lbs Boxing Day Glow 5 lbs ChibiChanged™ 5 lbs Cute Vision 5 lbs Empathy 5 lbs familiar.enq 5 lbs Greased-Up Familiar 5 lbs (Underwater only) Green Tongue 5 lbs (does not stack with other tongues) Heavy Petting 5 lbs Human-Machine Hybrid 5 lbs Kindly Resolve 5 lbs Loyal Tea 5 lbs Man's Worst Enemy 5 lbs Optimist Primal 5 lbs Over-Familiar With Dactyls 5 lbs Shrimpin' Ain't Easy 5 lbs Spookyravin' 5 lbs Squirming Like a Toad 5 lbs Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts 5 lbs Sweet Incentive 5 lbs Toothy Grin 5 lbs Turkey-Friendly 5 lbs Video... Games? 5 lbs Warm Shoulders 5 lbs Work For Hours a Week 5 lbs You Can Really Taste the Dormouse 5 lbs Phairly Pheromonal 4 lbs Beastly Flavor 3 lbs Bestial Sympathy 3 lbs Happy Salamander 3 lbs Heart of Green 3 lbs Souper Vengeful 3 lbs (Turtle Tamers only) Thanksgot 2 lbs	Amphibian Sympathy 5 lbs Leash of Linguini 5 lbs The Platypus 5 lbs (moon sign)

Outfits

	El Vibrato Relics		Dire Drifter Duds (TT only)		Custom (TT only)		Custom (all optional)
Hat	El Vibrato helmet (with 10 El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes))	0	Zombo's skullcap	10 lbs	Zombo's skullcap	10 lbs	crumpled felt fedora	10 lbs
Pants	El Vibrato leg guards	0	Zombo's grievous greaves	0	Galapagosian Cuisses	10 lbs	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	10 lbs
Weapon	El Vibrato energy spear	0	Fouet de tortue-dressage (optional)	10 lbs	Fouet de tortue-dressage	10 lbs	bar whip	2 lbs
Off-hand			Zombo's shield	0	Old-school flying disc	5 lbs	Old-school flying disc	5 lbs
Outfit bonus	El Vibrato Relics	100 lbs (El Vibrato Megadrone only)	Dire Drifter Duds	5 lbs		0		0
Total		100 lbs		25 lbs		35 lbs		27 lbs

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