Mayostat

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Mayostat

This tube contains a prescription-strength weight-loss mayonnaise. Its patented "SmartMolecules™" isolate the parts of food that you shouldn't have eaten and sequester them from your metabolism.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded

Recover a portion of the next substantial thing you eat for later use

(In-game plural: packets of Mayostat)

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Item number: 8263
Description ID: 704639252
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Obtained From

Your Workshed

The Mayo Clinic (1,000 Meat)

When Used

You tear open the packet of mayonnaise and squirt it into your mouth. Beach body here you come!

• From inventory without The Mayo Clinic installed in Your Workshed:

You shouldn't use this without access to a Mayo Clinic. You're not confident you'd get the dosage correct without proper supervision.

Notes

• The next 2-fullness or greater item you eat will result in the following message:

The Mayostat kicks in and you belch up a mayonnaise-coated bolus of food.

You acquire... something. [[Data:]]

• The mayolus you get is based on the quality of the food you just had.
  • crappy or ???: unappetizing mayolus
  • decent: uninteresting mayolus
  • good: acceptable mayolus
  • awesome: enticing mayolus
  • epic: mouth-watering mayolus

History

• Shortly after the release of The Mayo Clinic, the word "substantial" was added to this item's enchantment.

Collection

• 🥇: General_Herpes (#972808), Tarjmov (#3219796) - 125
• 🥉: Nikademus (#95105) - 106
• #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 105
• #5: caducus (#2152206) - 100
• #6: sensibleb (#52928) - 73
• #7: Busch Light (#973014) - 64
• #8: eav (#22185) - 40
• #9: Mac_Gyver (#1090676) - 21
• #10: Donavin69 (#2151136) - 11

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	Clinical Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise Packets Mayonex Gain blood mayo instead of Adventures Mayodiol Convert 1 Fullness to Drunkenness Mayostat Recover a portion of food Mayozapine Increased stat gains and effect durations Mayoflex Increased adventure yield
Medical Supplies Mayo Minder™ usable automatically consume mayo sphygmayomanometer accessory all stats +(X+20)% (where X is blood mayo concentration) tomayohawk-style reflex hammer combat item, reusable staggers enemy and deals Sleaze Damage based on blood mayo mayo lance combat item, reusable yellow ray (turns of cooldown decrease with blood mayo) miracle whip 2h weapon (whip) initiative +50% weapon damage +50 item drops +50% meat drops +100%
Portable Mayo Clinic • Force of Mayo Be With You