Moxie Substat

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The game refers to the Moxie Substat by the following names

• Cheek
• Chutzpah
• Roguishness
• Smarm
• Sarcasm

Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that gives you Moxie substat gains. When working to maximize a particular stat, many players take advantage of Stat Day strategies to help themselves.

Source	Source Type	Moxie Gain	Duration	Cost	Notes
strange leaflet	Item	200		None	Also gives 200 Muscle & 200 Mysticality From secret code
chest of the Bonerdagon	Item	150		Item Loss	Also gives 150 Muscle, 150 Mysticality & Meat Quest Reward
stat script	Item	100-150		Item Loss	Also gives 100-150 Muscle & 100-150 Mysticality Quest Reward
meat globe	Item	100		Item Loss	Also gives 100 Muscle, 100 Mysticality & Meat Shore Reward
Breathetastic Premium Canned Air	Item	60-70		Item Loss 5 Spleen	Also gives 60-70 Muscle & 60-70 Mysticality Ascension Reward
gourd potion	Item	30-35		Item Loss	Gourd Potions give substat gains to your main stat only Per ascension limit of 21 potions
lavender polka-dot oyster egg	Item	22-30		Item Loss 1 Spleen
black polka-dot oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 20 turns of Egg-stortionary Tactics
blue polka-dot oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also restores 30-35 MP
lavender paisley oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 11-15 Mysticality
lavender striped oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 11-15 Muscle
mauve polka-dot oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 11-15 Mysticality
off-white polka-dot oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 20 turns of Eggs-tra Sensory Perception
puce polka-dot oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 11-15 Muscle
red polka-dot oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also restores 30-35 HP
yellow polka-dot oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 20 turns of Egg-cellent Vocabulary
suntan lotion of moxiousness	Item	8-10		Item Loss 1 Spleen
Clan permanent buff	Clan Buff	8-10		1350 Meat	Limited to 15 Clan buffs a day
giant moxie weed	Item	5-7		Item Loss 1 Spleen
Clan permanent buff	Clan Buff	5-7		900 Meat	Limited to 15 Clan buffs a day
Clan permanent buff	Clan Buff	2-4		450 Meat	Limited to 15 Clan buffs a day
baseball	Item	3		Item Loss	Only possible if you have 3 or more baseballs Gain is randomly either Muscle, Mysticality or Moxie
moxie weed	Item	1-3		Item Loss 1 Spleen
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude	AT Buff Skill	1	5/15 turns	40 MP	Also gives 1 Muscle and 1 Moxie Gain only occurs after a successful battle
Knob Goblin steroids	Item	-15		Item Loss	Also gives 5 turns of Steroid Boost
Adventures	Adventures	Varies		Adventures	Fighting monsters, Shoring, gym, etc.
Food	Food	Varies		Fullness
Booze	Booze	Varies		Drunkenness
The Hall of the Legends of the Times of Old	Location	Varies		Meat	Gives approximately 7 points per 1,000 meat donated Donations limited to a total of 10,000 meat per level a day

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