Muscle Substat

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The game refers to the Muscle Substat by the following names:

• Beefiness
• Fortitude
• Muscleboundness
• Strengthliness
• Strongness

Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that deals with Muscle substat points. When working to advance a particular stat, many players take advantage of Stat Day strategies to help themselves.

Source	Source Type	Muscle Gain	Duration	Cost	Notes
strange leaflet	Item	200		None	Also gives 200 Mysticality & 200 Moxie From secret code
chest of the Bonerdagon	Item	150		Item Loss	Also gives 150 Mysticality, 150 Moxie & Meat Quest Reward
stat script	Item	100-150		Item Loss	Also gives 100-150 Mysticality & 100-150 Moxie Quest Reward
meat globe	Item	100		Item Loss	Also gives 100 Mysticality, 100 Moxie & Meat Shore Reward
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	Item	60-70		Item Loss 5 Spleen	Also gives 60-70 Mysticality & 60-70 Moxie Oxygenarian Ascension Reward
gourd potion	Item	30-35		Item Loss	Gourd Potions give substat gains to your main stat only Limit of 21 potions per ascension
puce striped oyster egg	Item	22-30		Item Loss 1 Spleen
black striped oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 20 adventures of Egg-stortionary Tactics
blue striped oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also restores 30-35 MP
lavender striped oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 11-15 Moxie
mauve striped oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 11-15 Mysticality
off-white striped oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 20 adventures of Eggs-tra Sensory Perception
puce paisley oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 11-15 Mysticality
puce polka-dot oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 11-15 Moxie
red striped oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also restores 30-35 HP
yellow striped oyster egg	Item	11-15		Item Loss 1 Spleen	Also gives 20 adventures of Egg-stra Arm
extra-strength strongness elixir	Item	8-10		Item Loss 1 Spleen
Clan permanent buff	Clan Buff	8-10		1350 Meat	Limited to 15 Clan buffs a day
enchanted barbell	Item	5-7		Item Loss 1 Spleen
Clan permanent buff	Clan Buff	5-7		900 Meat	Limited to 15 Clan buffs a day
Clan permanent buff	Clan Buff	2-4		450 Meat	Limited to 15 Clan buffs a day
baseball	Item	3		Item Loss	Only possible if you have 3 or more baseballs Gain is randomly either Muscle, Mysticality or Moxie
strongness elixir	Item	1-3		Item Loss 1 Spleen
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude	AT Buff Skill	1	5/15 adventures	40 MP	Also gives 1 Mysticality and 1 Moxie Gain only occurs after a successful battle
Knob Goblin love potion	Item	-15		Item Loss	Also gives 5 adventures of Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy
Adventures	Adventures	Varies		Adventures	Fighting monsters, Shoring at the Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure, Clan Rumpus Room, etc.
Food	Food	Varies		Fullness
Booze	Booze	Varies		Drunkenness
The Hall of The Legends of The Times of Old	Location	Varies		Meat	Gives 5-10 points per 1,000 meat donated Donations limited to a total of 10,000 meat per level a day

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