Once per ascension items

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This is a list of optional non-quest items that can only be acquired a limited number of times per ascension. In other words, one-time items.

The Battlefield

• Yossarian's equipment

Boss drops

• Baron von Ratsworth's money clip (setting of 2) -or- Baron von Ratsworth's tophat (setting of 9) -or- Baron von Ratsworth's monocle (any other setting)
  • Note that the Baron himself is also a totally optional fight.
• Boss Bat britches (setting of 4) -or- Boss Bat bling (setting of 8)
• Glass Balls of the Goblin King (setting of 3) -or- Cape of the Goblin King (setting of 7) -or- Crown of the Goblin King (any other setting)
• rib of the Bonerdagon (setting of 5) -or- vertebra of the Bonerdagon (setting of 10)

Guild quests

• lucky rabbit's foot
• Epic Hats
• Dwarvish War Uniform item

Quest for the Holy MacGuffin

• obsidian dagger

Memories, in the Corners of your Mind

• Pork Elf Prizes item
• secret from the future

The Sea

• das boot
• aerated diving helmet
• water-polo mitt
• water-polo cap

The Shore, Inc.

• cheap toaster
• fuzzy dice

Moon sign-specific

• Elemental Gravy fairy or elemental gravy fairy equipment
• mushroom fermenting solution
• gingerbread bugbear
• spooky bicycle chain
• spooky cosmetics bag
• miniature carton of clove cigarettes
• Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer

Mini-Quest Maps

• Dolphin King's crown
• Dr. Hobo's scalpel
• pants of the Slug Lord

A Perplexing Door

• easter egg balloon

Strange Leaflet Quest

• grue egg
• giant pinky ring

Fernswarthy's Basement

• Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
• Two sandwiches of the godses
• Two Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters
• Two enchanted leopard-print barbells

Miscellaneous

• black kettle drum
• free bottle of goofballs
• guy made of bee pollen
• shiny butcherknife
• silver shrimp fork
• towel