The quality of a drink is a measure of the benefit of the drink compared to the drunkenness it gives you. For instance, if a drink gives you 5 adventures and 12 muscle substat points for 2 drunkenness, then it has an adventure quality of 2.5 and a muscle substat quality of 6.
Best Drinks for Adventures
The following table lists which drinks are the best quality for maximizing the number of adventures you get for each unit of drunkenness. They are sorted in descending order by adventures-per-unit-drunk.
| Tier |
Item(s) |
Adventures |
Drunk |
Adv/Drunk |
| Ascension Rewards |
bottle of single-barrel whiskey |
18 |
3 |
6.0 |
| Penguin Mafia wines |
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot,
Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet,
Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel,
Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir,
Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne,
Uovo Marcio Shiraz,
|
6 |
1 |
| tiny plastic sword final |
bodyslam,
cherry bomb,
dirty martini,
grogtini,
sangria del diablo,
vesper
|
24 |
6 |
4.0 |
| mushroom fermenting solution |
icy mushroom wine,
flaming mushroom wine,
stinky mushroom wine,
flat mushroom wine,
cool mushroom wine,
pointy mushroom wine,
Knob mushroom wine,
Knoll mushroom wine,
spooky mushroom wine
|
12 |
3 |
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting final |
ducha de oro,
calle de miel,
pink pony,
rockin' wagon,
roll in the hay,
slip 'n' slide,
ocean motion,
horizontal tango,
perpendicular hula,
slap and tickle,
fuzzbump,
a little sump'm sump'm,
|
12 |
4 |
3.0 |
| N/A |
especially salty dog,
|
10.8 |
4 |
2.7 |
| tiny plastic sword base |
dry martini,
dry vodka martini,
grog,
old-fashioned,
sangria,
tequila with training wheels,
|
7.5 |
3 |
2.5 |
| N/A |
extra-spicy bloody mary,
eggnog
|
7.5 |
3 |
| bartender-in-the-box explosions |
salty slug,
beertini,
papaya slung,
tomato daiquiri,
|
6 |
3 |
2.0 |
| N/A |
lumbering jack,
spiced rum,
|
6 |
3 |
| fermenting powder |
fine wine,
shot of flower schnapps,
shot of grapefruit schnapps,
shot of orange schnapps,
shot of tomato schnapps,
|
2 |
1 |
| N/A |
green beer,
|
2 |
1 |
| N/A |
papaya sling,
|
5.1 |
3 |
1.7 |
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting base |
margarita,
martini,
monkey wrench,
salty dog,
screwdriver,
strawberry daiquiri,
strawberry wine,
tequila sunrise,
vodka martini,
whiskey and soda,
whiskey sour,
wine spritzer,
|
4.5 |
3 |
1.5 |
| N/A |
bloody mary,
rum and cola,
vodka and cranberry,
whiskey and cola,
white Canadian,
|
4.5 |
3 |
| N/A |
bloody beer,
Imp Ale,
|
1.5 |
1 |
| N/A |
white lightning,
|
3.9 |
3 |
1.3 |
| N/A |
Mad Train wine,
|
3.6 |
3 |
1.2 |
| Basic Booze |
bottle of gin,
bottle of rum,
bottle of tequila,
bottle of vodka,
bottle of whiskey,
boxed wine,
|
3 |
3 |
1.0 |
| N/A |
ice-cold fotie,
|
3 |
3 |
| N/A |
ice-cold beer,
|
1 |
1 |
Best Drinks for Stat Gains
These drinks are good for stat gains.
