The F'c'le

The F'c'le
The F'c'le
Zone Num	158
Location	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)
Unlocks	Win Insult Beer Pong while completing Cap'm Caronch Quest
Recom Stat	100
Combat %	80.0
Quests	Cap'm Caronch Quest
ML	100
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	none
Bad Moon	?
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The F'c'le is located at the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) on the Mysterious Island of Mystery.

Swashbuckling Getup or pirate fledges are required to adventure here. Without either, you will see this message: You shouldn't be here.

Combat Adventures

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chatty pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: 51-75 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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cleanly pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Swabbie™ swab, Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste, rigging shampooq Meat Drop: 49-73 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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clingy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bit of clingfilm Meat Drop: 52-78 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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clingy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bit of clingfilm Meat Drop: 52-78 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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creamy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cream stout, creamsicle, Oil of Parrrlay, ball polishq Meat Drop: 49-73 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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crusty pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: barrrnacle, tarrrnish charrrm Meat Drop: 52-78 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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curmudgeonly pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: all-purpose cleaner, curmudgel, grumpy old man charrrm, handful of sawdust, mizzenmast mopq Meat Drop: 50-74 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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Chatterboxing
	Fight chatty fire with chatty fire: ~100 Smarm Distract them with shiny objects: With a valuable trinket, escape (does not cost an adventure) and banish the chatty pirate from the Adventure Queue for several turns; otherwise lose ~14 HP Ride it out: ~100 Strongness Jump overboard: ~100 Magicalness, lose ~12-14 HP cold damage

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The Chamber Music of the Sea
	Substat Gain: 50 Magicalness

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Come on Baby, Find My Pliers
	Substat Gain: 50 Strongness

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An Impractical Joke
	Substat Gain: 50 Smarm

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A Fledgling Pirate Is You!
	Item Drops: pirate fledges Meat Drops: 3000 Note: Only occurs after using ball polish, rigging shampoo and mizzenmast mop. Note: A one-time adventure.

Notes

• F'c'le (focal or fuck-all) is a pun on "fo'c's'le"; which is the common abbreviation of "forecastle", the compartment of a ship or boat directly aft of the bow (AKA "front" or "pointy end"), often used as crew quarters.