The Haunted Library

The Haunted Library
Zone Num	390
Location	Spookyraven Manor
Unlocks	Upon finding the Spookyraven library key
Recom Stat	20
Combat %	85%
ML	26 - 28
Terrain	indoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	Like the Sunglasses, But Less Comfortable
Bad Moon	Back Off, Man. I'm a Scientist.
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The Haunted Library is located in Spookyraven Manor. If you try to enter before finding the Spookyraven library key, you will get the message:

The door to the library is locked.

A primary stat of 20 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

As you get near the library, you start thinking about all of the times you've been hurt because of libraries. Like the time that librarian broke your knees because you couldn't pay your overdue book fines, and the time that you tripped over a drawer that had been left open in the card catalog and got a black eye.

Maybe you should come back when you're a little tougher, so that you don't get hurt again.

(It is recommended that you have at least 20 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

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banshee librarian -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: disintegrating quill pen, killing jar Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 28 • Substat Gain: 7 • Moxie for No Hit*: 38 Monster Defense: 25 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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bookbat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: tattered scrap of paper Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 26 • Substat Gain: 6.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 36 Monster Defense: 24 Hit Points: 26 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

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writing desk -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: disintegrating quill pen, inkwell, snifter of thoroughly aged brandy, Lady Spookyraven's necklaceq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 27 • Substat Gain: 6.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 37 Monster Defense: 27 Hit Points: 28 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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Lights Out in the Library
	Get out of the Library: ??? Grab a Candle: ??? Ponder a Quaint and Curious Volume: ?

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Take a Look, it's in a Book! (Rise)

Read "The Rise of the House of Spookyraven": Chapter 1: The Arrival Chapter 2: The Manor Chapter 3: Things Get Weird Read "The Better Haunted Homes and Conservatories Cookbook": Get a random cooking recipe. Read "Ancient Forbidden Unspeakable Evil, a Love Story": Chapter 1: Gain <mainstat>±4 in Magicalness, capped at 75. Chapter 2: Gain <mainstat>±4 in Cheek, capped at 75. Chapter 3: You lose 10-15 HP (spooky damage) If Pastamancer with English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary: Gain Fearful Fettucini skill. If Sauceror with English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary: Gain Scarysauce skill. Reading is for losers: Leave, no adventure loss, banishes adventure for 10 turns.

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Take a Look, it's in a Book! (Fall)

Read "The Fall of the House of Spookyraven": Chapter 1: Things Get Weirder Chapter 2: Stephen and Elizabeth Chapter 3: Last Days Read "To Serve Man... Delicious Cocktails": Get a random cocktailcrafting recipe. Read "Ancient Forbidden Unspeakable Yoga, a Beginner's Guide":: You lose 10-15 HP (Spooky damage) and gain <mainstat>±4 in Fortitude, capped at 75. Read the dictionary:: Acquire a dictionary. Reading is for losers: Leave, no adventure loss, banishes adventure for 10 turns.

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Melvil Dewey Would Be Ashamed
	Hork the gray-bound volume: Necrotelicomnicon Yoink the green-bound tome: Cookbook of the Damned Gaffle the purple-bound book: Sinful Desires Leave without taking anything: Leave, no adventure loss.

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Like the Sunglasses, But Less Comfortable
	Item Drops: black eyedrops Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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Alice, the Ghostly Librarian
	Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

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Alice, the Ghostly Librarian
	Item Drops: boock of darck magicks Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

Retired Adventures

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Back Off, Man. I'm a Scientist.
	Effects: Freaked Out (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

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Dust to Dust
	Substat Gain: 29-107 Magicalness Note: Old Clover adventure

Notes

• All parts to the scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil drop in this zone, and given the high value of it to other players, makes this an excellent place to farm.

• After every combat, there is a slight chance you may find a copy of Trout Fishing in Loathing.

History

• Along with the entire Spookyraven Manor, on May 14, 2014, this room changed a bit:

  Lights Out in the Library did not exist.

  Was snarfblat 104.

  Had the image:

  

  Gave this message if it's locked:

  You try to enter the Haunted Library, but the door is locked. I guess this particular information doesn't want to be free.

References

• Information wants to be free is something of a slogan used by many (sometimes opposed) groups, including parts of the free content movement, the technological elite, anarchists, crackers, and parts of the sci-fi subculture.