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What is the message received when running out of crewmembers, when you get unceremoniously booted from the zone?
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The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure is the only zone in The Old Man's Past. Your objective here is to guide your steadfast crew of action figures through the tumultuous sea of the young man's bath; battling fierce monsters who live on a diet of sailors whilst your supplies of crayons and bubbles are whittled away.
Combat Adventures
fearsome giant squid -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: old chum
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 125 • Substat Gain: 31.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 135
- Monster Defense: 125
- Hit Points: 140
- Initiative: 500
- Elemental Alignment: None
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ferocious roc -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: old chum
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 120 • Substat Gain: 30 • Moxie for No Hit*: 130
- Monster Defense: 130
- Hit Points: 140
- Initiative: 500
- Elemental Alignment: None
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giant man-eating shark -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: old chum
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 130 • Substat Gain: 32.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 140
- Monster Defense: 120
- Hit Points: 140
- Initiative: 500
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Bristled Man-O-War -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: old chum
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 135 • Substat Gain: 33.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 145
- Monster Defense: 135
- Hit Points: 160
- Initiative: 500
- Elemental Alignment: None
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The Cray-Kin -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: old chum
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 135 • Substat Gain: 33.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 145
- Monster Defense: 135
- Hit Points: 160
- Initiative: 500
- Elemental Alignment: None
- Damage Resistance: ?
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Deadly Hydra -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: Hundred Headed IPA
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 140 • Substat Gain: 35 • Moxie for No Hit*: 150
- Monster Defense: 140
- Hit Points: 180
- Initiative: 750
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Non-combat Adventures
Choices for each Log Entry are one of four possible sets. (See First Mate's Log.)
Journey's End
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- Gather Your Toys
- Note: Occurs on your 51st adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure
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Notes
- You begin the journey with 37 crew, 11 crayon, and 69 bubbles.
- The rewards received at Journey's End depend on the number of crew still alive after finishing the zone.
- The noncombat adventures are all scheduled, and not influenced by Combat Frequency modifiers. They occur 5 turns apart, unless you select the "Pull the Drain Plug" choice in one of the noncombats; then they occur 4 turns apart.
- The monsters will try to eat your crew. Wearing Mesmereyes™ contact lenses prevents most of them from eating crewmembers on the first round. Kill the monsters in one round to prevent them from getting a second chance.
- Exception: the fearsome giant squid eats 1 crewmember in the process while being described, before combat even begins. The squid cannot be banished, but you can olfact a different monster to decrease its frequency of appearance.
- The squid can also be blocked some of the time by choosing the "Cover the Ship in Bubbles" option in one of the noncombats.
- Sufficiently large combat initiative has been reported to allow getting the jump on the monsters, which should allow killing them before they can eat crew members. The amount of initiative required for this is not known.
- If your number of crewmembers decreases to 0, you will become unable to adventure further in the zone. (There is a message related to this occurrence, but it is not yet recorded.)
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