The VERY Unquiet Garves

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The VERY Unquiet Garves
The VERY Unquiet Garves
Zone Num	58
Location	The Nearby Plains
Unlocks	Complete the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
Recom Stat	40
Combat %	100
ML	53 - 59
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	Rolling the Bones
Turtle	Really Sticking Her Neck Out, It Came from Beneath the Sewer? Great!
Ultra Rare	Count Bakula
Bad Moon	When Do We Want It?
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The cemetary is located in the Nearby Plains. This zone will only open upon completing the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest.

A primary stat of 40 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

You shouldn't be here.

(It is recommended that you have at least 40 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

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basic lihc -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of vodka, boxed wine Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 55 • Substat Gain: 13.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 65 Monster Defense: 50 Hit Points: 54 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench Damage Resistance: ?

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corpulent zobmie -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, Grateful Undead T-shirt, loose teeth Meat Drop: 60-90 Monster Level: 54 • Substat Gain: 13.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 64 Monster Defense: 49 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench Note: Shirt will not drop unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill.

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gaunt ghuol -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg, dieting pill Meat Drop: 16-24 Monster Level: 55 • Substat Gain: 13.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 65 Monster Defense: 50 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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gluttonous ghuol -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg, ghuol guolash, huge spoon Meat Drop: 48-72 Monster Level: 55 • Substat Gain: 13.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 65 Monster Defense: 50 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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grave rober zmobie -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: coffin lid, dead guy's watch, loose teeth, rusty grave robbing shovel Meat Drop: 40-60 Monster Level: 58 • Substat Gain: 14.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 68 Monster Defense: 53 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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party skelteon -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: loose teeth, margarita, monkey wrench, salty dog, skeleton bone, strawberry wine, tequila sunrise, vodka martini Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 52 • Substat Gain: 13 • Moxie for No Hit*: 62 Monster Defense: 49 Hit Points: 55 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench Damage Resistance: ?

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senile lihc -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: lihc eye, lihc face Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 56 • Substat Gain: 14 • Moxie for No Hit*: 66 Monster Defense: 51 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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slick lihc -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: lihc eye, lihc face Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 59 • Substat Gain: 14.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 69 Monster Defense: 54 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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spiny skelelton -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: smart skull, skeleton bone, spiked femur, succulent marrow, evil eyeq, skelelton spinem Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 48 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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toothy sklelton -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bone flute, skeleton bone, loose teeth, loose teeth, evil eyeq, bone bandoneona Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 57 • Substat Gain: 14.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 67 Monster Defense: 52 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: silver shrimp fork Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 180 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench Note: This one-time adventure only occurs once you have read half of a memo.

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Snakeleton -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: The Shield of Brookq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 160 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 170 Monster Defense: 160 Hit Points: 175 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench Damage Resistance: ? Note: Only occurs during Of Mice and Shen quest.

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Count Bakula -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Talisman of Bakula Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 80 • Substat Gain: 20 • Moxie for No Hit*: 90 Monster Defense: 72 Hit Points: 80 Initiative: always Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench Note: An ultra rare adventure.

Non-combat Adventures

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A Grave Mistake
	Note: Only available if The Wizard of Ego quest has been given and the A Grave Situation adventure was not received. Note: Occurs without a grave robbing shovel or rusty grave robbing shovel equipped or in your inventory. Note: Does not consume an adventure. Note: A superlikely adventure.

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A Grave Situation
	Item Drops: Fernswarthy's key, Fernswarthy's letter Note: Only occurs if The Wizard of Ego quest has been given and a grave robbing shovel or rusty grave robbing shovel is equipped or in your inventory. Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

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Bear Verb Orgy
	Item Drops: Wand of Nagamar Note: Occurs on the 11th adventure in this zone, after encountering Frank Gets Earnest when losing to the Naughty Sorceress (3).

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Rolling the Bones
	Item Drops: disembodied brain, smart skull Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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Grave Consequences
	Item Drops: figurine of a shadowy seal Note: Occurs only for Seal Clubbers.

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Rick, the Slick Lihc
	Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

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Rick, the Slick Lihc
	Item Drops: vial of ectoplasm Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

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When Do We Want It?
	Effects: Braaaaaains (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

Retired Adventures

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A Menacing Phantom
	Item Drops: poltergeist-in-the-jar-o Note: Previously a semi-rare adventure, now a lucky adventure at The Unquiet Garves

Notes

• Adventuring here while searching for the Wand of Nagamar results in Frank commenting on nearby graves after each battle.

References

• This area may refer to Stephen King's novel Pet Sematary.
• The concept of the area is based on the common misspelling of the word "cemetery".