Tiny plastic sauceror
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tiny plastic sauceror
This is a fake plastic Sauceror, conjuring a fake polystyrene Stream of Tartar Sauce.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 6/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Mysticality +2
Moxie +1
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References
- All the Tiny Plastic class items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.
- her green plastic watering can for her fake chinese rubber plant in the fake plastic earth
- that she bought from a rubber man in a town full of rubber plans to get rid of itself
- it wears her out
- she lives with a broken man, a cracked polystyrene man who just crumbles and burns
- he used to do surgery for girls in the eighties but gravity always wins
- and it wears him out
- she looks like the real thing, she tastes like the real thing, my fake plastic love
- but i can't help the feeling, i could blow through the ceiling, if i just turn and run
- and it wears me out
- if i could be who you wanted, if i could be who you wanted, if i could be who you wanted
- all the time
- her green plastic watering can for her fake chinese rubber plant in the fake plastic earth
