User:Club

Introduction

Club (#66669) is leader of the RHODents of Unusual Size clan, where his title is "Eli the Regicide".

I'm a "Friendly Know-it-all" according to the BarKoL Test. Ironically, I score 0% Club (-5 raw score). (Oh, and my first few runs didn't include seal clubber. The name is ironic that way, too.)

User-space sub pages:

• Custom Outfits
• Collector Score Status
• Skill List

On the Interwebs

• Club's KoL pages
• Club at KoL Player Pics Page
• Club at Display Case Database
• Club at Ascension Database
• Club at Historical Collections Database
• Club at Historical Consumption Database

Collector Score

75 tattoos + 63 trophies + 81 familiars = collector score: 219

Familiar count no longer includes the reassembled blackbird; which I have actively used for two very slow level 30 runs. At the time of flight it had 57,000 kills (and 36,996 experience). It has made the Most Kills (Reassembled Blackbird) leader board four times:

• 2007/07/02 first place with 1,223 kills
• 2007/11/19 first place with 22,633 kills
• 2007/11/26 first place with 23,677 kills
• 2008/04/11 first place with 49,191 kills

Club KoL

Adventures:

• Clubfish in The Brinier Deepers
• Sandwiched in the Club bad moon non-combat adventure
• Getting Clubbed is a club in The Purple Light District
• Sandwiched in the Club bad moon non-combat adventure

Adventure results:

• Amatearrr Night takes place in a "smokey club"
• At Least It's Not Full Of Trash "That was too close -- you were almost a Club sandwich!" (for me at least)
• Beyond Any Measure "your night vision is so good that you could find a black cat during a power outage at a goth club"
• Caveman frat boy fights with a club
• Caveman sorority girl fights with a club
• Cavewomyn hippy fights with a club
• Gnarly gnome brandishes a "gnarled club"
• Grave rober sometimes hits with "his club"
• Knob Goblin Mad Scientist gets stabbed by you "even if it's [with] a club"
• Shaky clown sometimes "asks you to join a club that doesn't sound funny"
• Tyrannosaurus Tex "joins The Extinction Club"

Items:

• Category:Clubs club weapons
• Club necklace from Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game
• Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket beatles jacket
• Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket beatles jacket
• Dusty left femur and Dusty right femur are each "a good, hefty, club-sized bone"
• General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket beatles jacket
• Mylar balloon a "club-shaped balloon"
• Penguin-smacking club familiar item for a Baby Yeti
• Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket beatles jacket
• Sombrero De Vida the owner "is in a club all her own"

Other:

• Cuts Like a Buttered Knife effect works even "if your weapon is a club"
• Disembodied Hand familiar does "club soda" and "club sandwich" attacks with clubs equipped.
• Mad Hatrack familiar "does an entertaining impression of a seal dancing at a seal club" with a Scalp of Gorgolok equipped

Other Accomplishments

Temporarily, Club has (some messages pre-date the Quest Log):

• completed {his} training with the Toot Oriole.
• found the Untinker's screwdriver.
• helped the Pretentious Artist find his stuff.
• fetched a larva for the Council.
• slain {his} Nemesis in the Cave.
• found the Dolphin King's treasure.
• found the Slug Lord's treasure.
• found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.
• discovered the secret of the Dungeons of Doom.
• slain the Boss Bat.
• discovered the Hidden Temple.
• built {his} own Bitchin' Meat Car.
• slain Baron Von Ratsworth.
• planted a Beanstalk in the Nearby Plains.
• taken care of the rat problem at the Typical Tavern.
• cleansed the taint for the Deep Fat Friars.
• slain the King of Cobb's Knob.
• helped the L337 Tr4pz0r clear the way to the Icy Peak [sic]
• found everything there is to find in the Strange Leaflet.
• summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.
• helped the Baron Rof L'm Fao.
• undefiled the Cyrpt.
• solved the mystery of the Giant Garbage.
• found the Hole in the Sky.

Permanently, Club has:

• proven {him}self literate.
• completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.
• completed 5 Hardcore ascensions.
• picked 1 pretty flower in PvP combat.
• discovered 108 Meat-Pasting recipes.
• discovered 158 Cooking recipes.
• discovered 54 Meatsmithing recipes.
• discovered 105 Cocktailcrafting recipes.
• discovered 30 Jewelrycrafting recipes.
• spent 456 Adventures protesting the slaughter of the Knott Yetis.
• been inoculated against the Grey Plague.
• contributed 10,000 Meat to the Council's Build a Huge Cannon fund.
• contributed 123,456 Meat to the Council's War fund.
• contributed 1,234 drinks to the Council's efforts to get the Knott Yetis to breed.
• have spent 326 Adventures gazing at the stars.
• rescued Uncle Crimbo that time he was kidnapped by Linnea.
• saved Crimbo from Father Crimbo and his assimilated Crimborg.
• delved 537 floor(s) into the basement over {his} entire lifetime before NS13 was implemented.
• donated 12 bricks to the rebuilding of Hagnk's.