User:Darkcodelagsniper

Introduction

Hi, I'm darkcodelagsniper (#1723068). This space is to draft stuff on because oh god how did I get here I am not good with wiki

Accordions

Accordion Obtained From Cadenza Effect Song Duration accord ion Steal Accordion from a hellion ? 10 accordion file Steal Accordion from a Knob Goblin Accountant ? 10 Accordion of Jordion Steal Accordion from a 1335 HaXx0r ? 14 accordionoid rocca ? ? ? alarm accordion Steal Accordion from a surprised mariachi ? 20 antique accordion Uncle P's Antiques (2,500 Meat) ? 10 autocalliope Steal Accordion from a Steampunk Giant ? 15 Bal-musette accordion Steal Accordion from a Depressing French accordionist 18-20 damage 6-8 delevel 10 baritone accordion Steal Accordion from a bar Restore 3-4 HP and Mana dur beer-battered accordion Steal Accordion from a drunken half-orc hobo 9 sleaze damage 6 bone bandoneon Steal Accordion from a toothy sklelton ? 11 Cajun accordion Steal Accordion from a Lively Cajun accordionist 4 rounds of Hot damage 10 calavera concertina Pickpocket from a mariachi calavera ? 7 ghost accordion Steal Accordion from a skeletal sommelier ? 16 guancertina Steal Accordion from a perpendicular bat 15? stench damage 9 mama's squeezebox Steal Accordion from a werecougar 18? sleaze damage 8 non-Euclidean non-accordion Steal Accordion from a cubist bull ? 15 pentatonic accordion Steal Accordion from a Ninja Snowman (chopsticks) ? 12 pygmy concertinette Steal Accordion from a drunk pygmy ? 17 quirky accordion Steal Accordion from a Quirky indie-rock accordionist 2-3 prismatic damage 10 Rock and Roll Legend Epic Weapon of the Accordion Thief ? 10 Skipper's accordion Frank "Skipper" Dan, the Accordion Lord ? 10 Squeezebox of the Ages Legendary Epic Weapon of the Accordion Thief ? 15 stolen accordion A Three-Tined Fork chewing gum on a string Starting an ascension as an Accordion Thief Restore 4-5 HP 5 The Trickster's Trikitixa Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon of the Accordion Thief ? 20 toy accordion The Armory and Leggery (150 Meat) 5? damage 5 zombie accordion Zombie Homeowners' Association ? 20