User:Kirkpatrick

Introduction

Page layout and idea shamelessly stolen from zeroblah who based his on Bale's user page

Stuff about Kirkpatrick (#354302) is located here! Like my koldb record. Highlights include: top 5 in HCT, and top 20 in both HCNP and HCO. Stay tuned for HCB! And that I'm a member of Hardcore Oxygenation, which is awesome. We're druynk liek mothyers, but faster than you.

Current Skills

Unpermed

Softcore Permanent

Hardcore Permanent

Class Skills

Lvl	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
0	Seal Clubbing Frenzy	Patience of the Tortoise	Manicotti Meditation	Sauce Contemplation	Disco Aerobics	Moxie of the Mariachi
1	Hide of the Otter	Headbutt	Ravioli Shurikens	Stream of Sauce	Disco Eye-Poke	Moxious Madrigal
2	Claws of the Otter	Skin of the Leatherback	Entangling Noodles	Saucy Salve	Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation	The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
3	Tongue of the Otter	Amphibian Sympathy	Lasagna Bandages	Expert Panhandling	Disco Nap	Canticle of Celerity
4	Thrust-Smack	Ghostly Shell	Cannelloni Cannon	Elemental Saucesphere	Disco Dance of Doom	The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
5	Super-Advanced Meatsmithing	Armorcraftiness	Pastamastery	Saucecrafting	Cocktailcrafting	The Polka of Plenty
6	Eye of the Stoat	Tenacity of the Snapper	Spriny Fusilli	Saucestorm	Nimble Fingers	Symphony of Destruction
7	Hide of the Walrus	Kneebutt	Spirit of Rigatoni	Jalapeño Saucesphere	Electric Boogaloo	Phat Loot Lyric
8	Claws of the Walrus	Empathy of the Newt	Stuffed Mortar Shell	Wave of Sauce	Mad Looting Skillz	Anthem of Absorption
9	Tongue of the Walrus	Reptilian Fortitude	Spirit of Ravioli	Intrinsic Spiciness	Disco Power Nap	The Psalm of Pointiness
10	Lunging Thrust-Smack	Shieldbutt	Weapon of the Pastalord	Jabañero Saucesphere	Disco Face Stab	Shanty of Superiority
11	Rage of the Reindeer	Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises	Leash of Linguini	Saucegeyser	Disco Fever	Antiphon of Aptitude
12	Double-Fisted Skull Smashing	Astral Shell	Cannelloni Cocoon	Impetuous Sauciness	Ambidextrous Funkslinging	The Ode to Booze
13	Northern Exposure	Cold-Blooded Fearlessness	Tolerance of the Kitchen	Diminished Gag Reflex	Heart of Polyester	Sonata of Sneakiness
14	Musk of the Moose	Hero of the Half-Shell	Flavour of Magic	Immaculate Seasoning	Smooth Movement	Cantata of Confrontation
15	Pulverize	Tao of the Terrapin	Transcendental Noodlecraft	The Way of Sauce	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting	Aria of Annoyance
Spooky	Snarl of the Timberwolf	Spectral Snapper	Fearful Fettucini	Scarysauce	Tango of Terror	Dirge of Dreadfulness

Hobopolis Skills

Hodgman	Natural Born Scrabbler	Thrift and Grift	Abs of Tin	Marginally Insane
30MP Elemental	Conjure Relaxing Campfire	Maximum Chill	Mudbath	Inappropriate Backrub	Creepy Lullaby
120MP Elemental	Awesome Balls of Fire	Snowclone	Eggsplosion	Grease Lightning	Raise Backup Dancer
Accordian Thief	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	Elron's Explosive Etude	Chorale of Companionship	Prelude of Precision

Other Skills

Gnomish	Torso Awaregness	Gnomish Hardigness	Cosmic Ugnderstanding	Powers of Observatiogn	Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Mr. Skill	Summon Snowcones	Summon Hilarious Objects	Summon Candy Hearts	Summon Party Favor	Summon "Tasteful" Gifts	Summon Love Songs
Misc.	CLEESH	Chronic Indigestion	Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting	Transcendent Olfaction	Rainbow Gravitation	Vent Rage Gland