Clumsiness bark
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From the Clumsiness Grove comes this piece of a tree,
It's clammy and moist to a noxious degree.
It does something special; I'll tell you so plainly,
Whoever's around it becomes quite ungainly.
Type: combat item
Cannot be discardedDeals 10-20 Physical Damage and briefly stuns your foe
(In-game plural: pieces of clumsiness bark)
Obtained From
- The Clumsiness Grove
- Sorrowful Hickory
- Suffering Juniper
- Tormented Baobab
- Whimpering Willow
- Woeful Magnolia
When Used
- Against The Bat in the Spats:
- In the bat goes the bark, and because of this crammage,
he trips on his spats and takes one thousand damage!
- Against The Thorax when he draws back his big fist:
- You slip him the bark, just as spry as an elf,
and the Thorax hauls off and he punches himself! - "Did that do some damage? Well did it?" you ask?
It did. A whole thousand. Enough for the task?
- Against The Thorax before he draws his fist:
- You slip him the bark -- I'm not sure what you're proving --
it's hard to be clumsy when one isn't moving.
- Against anyone else:
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As you stick that ol' bark into just the right place, he takes 10-20 damage and falls on his face. |
Notes
- When used against ordinary monsters, Staggers your opponent.
Collection
- 🥇: The Horse Party (#1820238) - 10,000
- 🥈: BenzDoc (#1322675) - 3,145
- 🥉: Magnus Thunderblade (#1298627) - 2,411
- #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 1,369
- #5: BrassOnes (#2991523) - 992
- #6: Pumpkinheadme (#1052641) - 956
- #7: AnxiousHyrax (#1274859) - 833
- #8: Artie Effham (#976900) - 702
- #9: Magister30 (#1577341) - 644
- #10: Poncho the Sane (#101496) - 605
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