Deploy Crimbo Ultra Mega Hypersword
If the MechaElf's visor has not been damaged by Launch Fruitcake Depth Charges OR the MechaElf has not been made sticky by Fire Hot Cocoa Cannon
“I think this ridiculous Crimbo pageant has gone on long enough. Deploy Crimbo Ultra Mega Hypersword!” you shout.
Super Crimboman’s breastplate opens, revealing a huge sword hilt. The left arm grabs the hilt and pulls forth a sword that’s easily as long as Super Crimboman is tall.
”Okay, I get that you’re magical creatures and all, but where in the heck did that thing come from?” you ask.
The Crimbo elf in the breastplate chuckles. “Crimboman’s bigger on the inside, Captain,” he says, “now what say we cut this MechaElf down to size?”
Super Crimboman slashes at MechaElf, but the sword cuts nothing but air.
”What the ho-ho-hey deze happened?” you shout into your earpiece.
”I’m not sure, Captain! Either the pilot saw the sword coming and dodged, or we didn’t sufficiently gum up the works on their defense radar! Maybe even both -- oh, crap, incoming!” the breastplate Crimbo elf says.
Mecha Elf’s Dragon Edge Soul Sword slices halfway through Super Crimboman’s left arm before you have a chance to dodge!
If MechaElf has been BOTH blinded AND made sticky with hot cocoa:
“I think this ridiculous Crimbo pageant has gone on long enough. Deploy Crimbo Ultra Mega Hypersword!” you shout.
Super Crimboman’s breastplate opens, revealing a huge sword hilt. The left arm grabs the hilt and pulls forth a sword that’s easily as long as Super Crimboman is tall.
”Okay, I get that you’re magical creatures and all, but where in the heck did that thing come from?” you ask.
The Crimbo elf in the breastplate chuckles. “Crimboman’s bigger on the inside, Captain,” he says, “now what say we cut this MechaElf down to size?”
With a ferocious slash (and a ferocious guitar solo by Slash), Super Crimboman almost cuts MechaElf in half, shattering the sword in the process! “Either they didn’t see that coming, or they were too sticky to dodge. Probably both,” says an exposition elf into your earpiece.
| Fire Hot Cocoa Cannon |
| Launch Fruitcake Depth Charges |
| Fire Rocket Punch |
| Shake Jingle Bell Disruptors |
| Fire Popcorn and Cranberry String Net |
Or, if enough damage has been done:
| FINISH HIM! |
Occurs during Super Crimboman Crimbo Type is Go!
Notes
- Despite the exposition elf's suggestion, the MechaElf needs to be BOTH blinded by Launch Fruitcake Depth Charges AND made sticky by Fire Hot Cocoa Cannon before this attack can be successful. If the MechaElf has not been blinded AND made sticky, appears to damage Crimboman.
- If MechaElf has been BOTH blinded by depth charges AND made sticky with hot cocoa, appears to damage MechaElf's left arm and may end the fight if enough damage has been done.
References
- Mortal Kombat's Shang Tsun's catchphrases include "FINISH HIM!"
