Egg Nog Wave Attack
If the MechaElf has NOT been hit with cocoa:
All right, Crimbo elves, let’s get jolly!” you shout. “Left and right leg, launch Egg Nog Wave Attack!”
Egg nog hoses deploy from the left and right shins, and a wave of gooey, viscuous eggnog arcs through the air toward MechaElf.
Before it makes contact, though, the MechaElf pilot shouts, “let us now deploy Soul Mana Shield of shiny effectiveness!” into your earpiece. A glowing green shield erupts from MechaElf’s toucan arm, and the nog splashes harmlessly against it.
MechaElf swings around and slams into Super Crimboman’s shoulder, almost severing the right arm completely.
If the MechaElf has been hit with cocoa:
“All right, Crimbo elves, let’s get jolly!” you shout. “Left and right leg, launch Egg Nog Wave Attack!”
Egg nog hoses deploy from the left and right shins, and a wave of gooey, viscuous eggnog thoroughly hoses MechaElf.
”Why did we not deploy Soul Mana Shield ha ha!” the MechaElf pilot shouts, crackling in your earpiece.
”To this one’s eternal sorrow, Soul Mana Shield circuits were too encrusted with hot chocolate refreshing beverage to deploy ne?” one of the animelfs replies.
| Launch Fruitcake Depth Charges |
| Fire Hot Cocoa Cannon |
| Shake Jingle Bell Disruptors |
Or, if the attack succeeds:
| Launch Fruitcake Depth Charges |
| Fire Peanut Brittle Grenades |
| Launch Popcorn and Cranberry String Net |
| Shake Jingle Bell Disruptors |
Or, if enough damage has been done to MechaElf:
| FINISH HIM! |
Or, if too much damage has been done to Crimboman:
| Damage Report! |
Occurs during Super Crimboman Crimbo Type is Go!
Notes
- If MechaElf has not been made sticky by hot cocoa, appears to damage Crimboman's right arm.
- If MechaElf has been hit by hot cocoa, appears to damage MechaElf somehow.
