Each player in the Kingdom has two profiles - a private profile (also known as the character sheet), displaying things such as HP and MP, total drunkenness, etc. There is also a public profile, which displays information such as a player's avatar, tattoo, which clan he belongs to and his title, and which familiar he is currently using.
Some parts of the public profile are only updated once a day, namely the meat total and turns played total, in response to the use of shorebots in PvP.
Your character at a glance. In addition to providing all of the information on the character pane, it also provides links to your favorite food and booze, ascension history, sign, and some other interesting statistics (for certain values of the word "interesting").
Anything currently affecting your character will be listed here.
Current Effects (Turns Left) (shrug off [if applicable])
Skills
Any skills your character has currently learned. If you have ascended at least once, this section will describe which of your skills are permanent (marked with (P)) and which are hardcore permanent (HP), if any.
Familiar weight is no longer shown in the public profile. Instead, you must click on the player's familiar to view their terrarium and weights of all their familiars, unless they have chosen to keep their terrarium from public view. You cannot see anyone's terrarium if they have put their current familiar in it — even if they haven't blocked it from public view.
View Permanent Skills
Shows the player's list of skills in bold, with (P) (not bold) for permanent and (HP) (bold) for hardcore permanent. The section changes to Hide Permanent Skills when open.
Monster Manuel
"Monster Manuel:"
Casually researched: x creature(s)
Thoroughly researched: y creature(s)
Exhaustively researched: z creature(s)
Will only show if the player has opted to. If the player has no factoids in a category, it will display 0 creatures.
Crafting Recipes Discovered
Cooking:
X
Cocktailcrafting:
X
Meatsmithing:
X
Meat-Pasting:
X
Miscellaneous:
X
Will only show if the player as opted to. If the player does not have a recipe in a certain area, the section for it does not show and any sections after it get pushed back. If the player has no recipes, the Crafting section is left out completely.
The Store and Display Case links will only be displayed if the player actually owns one or both.
Artwork
A player can exhibit a single piece of art in his profile. Creating a new one will destroy the old one. These can be toggled off in the "Profile" section of your options menu.
Jack-O-Lantern
"<Player> has carved a Jack o'Lantern:"
Only if the player has carved one.
Magnetic Sculpture
"<Player> has arranged a Magnetic Sculpture:"
Only if the player has created one.
Profile
All profile information is optional; if the player has not filled out the completed section, it will not be displayed.
Clicking on the picture image in the profile will take you to that player's submitted picture, whereas clicking on the text link will take you to the main KoL Player Pics page.
On October 6th, 2006, the image used for the link to the KoL Player Pics Page, was changed to look more like in-game item description links, as players tended to not notice that it even was a link. The word "picture" was also made a link. The picture used to be:
This is a list of the trophies the player has acquired and has chosen to display.
Adornments
There are a few way to spice up your profile.
For every Toggle Optimality used, two stars will appear, as well as increase the size of your name and increase your apparent level.
Matrix text will stream down your page if you have the bunny tattoo active after using a Green pill
A giant Sssshhsssblllrrggghsssssggggrrgglsssshhssslblgl will appear if you currently have the Eldritch rubeffect
Points will appear in the Private Profile area and increase for each Plus one and Internet point used.
"Put a Ring On" will appear if a Mafia wedding ring has been sent to another player.
Using a precision snowball from your inventory will add one snowball to your profile page. They are physics driven, collide with other snowballs, and fall to the bottom of the page. Clicking them makes them fly off, and they will re-appear when you visit your profile again. If you have more than 69 snowballs, they will be released 69 at a time every 7.5 seconds.
Wearing a Mood ring will add the line "Current Mood: <color>".
"Unquantized Quantums" will display the quantity of Quantum of familiar used after the 13th one.
Using a Green rocket on Dependence Day makes the user's public profile page green with green firework effects until rollover.
Avatar Modifiers
The red and green face paints will further modify your avatar by changing its color to red or green respectively.
Using a golden gun on yourself or another player will change the recipients avatar to a golden color.
The effect "This is Fine" from the coping juice potion will color the players avatar red with flames overlaid on top.
Defeating the Naughty Sorceress in the Disguises Delimit challenge path will unlock masks to put your avatar.
A "KICK ME" sign can be placed on someone else's avatar. Players cannot see a sign on themselves, but can view one that's been placed on another player.
Links
These are quick links to send a message, gift item or trade offer to the player whose profile you are viewing; you can also add that player to your contact or ignore list, or engage in PvP with them. If the player is in Ronin or hardcore, there will be no link to propose a trade; if either you or the player does not PvP, the attack link will not be there.
Attack (if both you and the person whose profile you are viewing have broken their Magical Mystical Hippy Stone. If the player is currently in Hardcore, you must also be in Hardcore for this link to appear.)