User:Crack Jackie
Basic Information
PlayerName: Crack Jackie (Crack_Jackie)
PlayerID: #582050
Favorite Class: Disco Bandit
Quote: "I may be another class today, but I will always be a Disco Bandit in spirit!"
About Crack Jackie
Having started her career as a temporary Loather on Tuesday, July 26th, 2005, Crack Jackie began her claim to fame—or infamy—as a Disco Bandit. Having survived through several of the Kingdom's dastardly days, including White Wednesday and NS13, she continues to play and progress through KoL.
Pre-NS13, she was within a constant Hardcore Pathed runs and yet to have return to them now that NS13 has dropped. She currently has returned from a 3-year hiatus and is trying to remember how to play. Please be patient with the ancient player.
Now after a few twists and turns, Crackie has decided to return to her Hardcore pathed runs. While doing so, she will attempt to pick up and start selling upper-level jewelry. She still hopes to see a Wolf-based Familiar which acts as follows:
- 1/3rd (or more) of a Volleyball: Grinning with such big teeth it has - 1/3rd (or more) of a Fairy: Finding stuff with such a big nose it has - some type of an attacking familiar: Hitting with such big claws it has - some form of the Ghuol Whelp: Howling at the moon, and you feel stronger....? - Possibly more powerful with the moons.
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Heart: 23%
Diamond: 28%
Spade: 36%
Club: 12%
You are a Powerplayer just like Zair!
Crackie's Skills
| Key | non-perm | perm | HC perm | next attempt |
| SC | TT | PM | S | DB | AT |
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
| 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 |
| 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
| 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | 11 | 11 | 11 | 11 | 11 |
| 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 |
| 13 | 13 | 13 | 13 | 13 | 13 |
| 14 | 14 | 14 | 14 | 14 | 14 |
| 15 | 15 | 15 | 15 | 15 | 15 |
| Sp | Sp | Sp | Sp | Sp | Sp |
| GN | PoO | GP | TA | GH | CU |
| ?? | REJ | TO | VRG | ||
| Books | TSS | LCHS | LDF | MGHOS |
Crackie's Accomplishments
Co-Creator of Valhallan website, KoL Afterlife (Currently Down)
For a while and not currently, holding a place in the top ten spot of Stuffed Cheshire bitten collections. (Please donate to me so I can get back up there!)
Writing/creating several Kingdom of Loathing (Bedtime) stories.
For a while and not currently, being the most eligible bachelorette in /channel Valhalla.
Being completely and totally obsessed with Cheshire Bittens.
