User:Starwed/Max Moxie

As outlined in Dressing For Success, here's how different player types can Maximize their Moxie. Note that if Moxie is not your highest base stat, it is wise to have Stabilizing Oiliness active if your highest base stat is Muscle or Expert Oiliness active if your highest base stat is Mysticality; percentage boosts are then calculated as if your Moxie were your highest stat.

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Hats Brimstone Beret 50% Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat 20% fancy ball mask 10% nasty rat mask 9 worn tophat 7

Shirts Grungy flannel shirt 11 duct tape shirt 9 tuxedo shirt 7 Souvenir ski t-shirt 5 star shirt 5

Pants Brimstone Boxers 50% plexiglass pants 30% Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 20% Oscus's flypaper pants 20% stainless steel slacks 15% square sponge pants 10% leather chaps 8

Weapon Grimacite gat 0%-50% scratch 'n' sniff crossbow with 3 wrestler stickers 30% Hodgman's whackin' stick 20% bottle-rocket crossbow 15% fish bazooka* 5% Shagadelic Disco Banjo* 11 Squeezebox of the Ages* 11 potato pistol 5 rattail whip 5 star boomerang 5 Off-Hand Grimacite gat 0%-50% Hodgman's imaginary hamster 0%-50% bottle-rocket crossbow 15% Deck of lewd playing cards 5% wicker shield 6

Accessories Talisman of Baio 0%-70% Grimacite galoshes* 0%-50% Grimacite go-go boots* 0%-50% plexiglass pendant* 30% depleted Grimacite grappling hook* 0%-25% Hodgman's bow tie* 20% Ol' Scratch's manacles* 15% Chester's sunglasses* 15% stainless steel suspenders* 15% frayed rope belt* 10% dead guy's memento* 5% lucky bottlecap* 5% shark tooth necklace* 5% tube sock* 20 Order of the Silver Wossname* 11 Pink Heart of Spirit* 11 Copper Alpha of Sincerity* 11 pulled porquoise ring* 11 tap shoes* 11

Familiar Equipment

Disembodied Hand familiar with one-handed weapon equipped

varies by weapon

Outfits

None

N/A

Passive skills, non-buff skills and others

Disco State of Mind	2
Mariachi Mood	1

Effects

Cock of the Walk	200%
Artificially Sweet	100%
Gr8ness	100%
Superhuman Sarcasm	100%
Macho Profundo	60%
Je Ne Sais Porquoise	50%
Seriously Mutated	50%
Tomato Power	50%
Starry-Eyed	5%-35%
Rainbow Bright	30%
Supafly	30%
Weather, Man	30%
Izchak's Blessing	25%
Mutated	25%
Flower Power	20%
Hopped Up on Goofballs	20%
Hot Blooded	20%
Moon June Spooned	20%
Spooky Demeanor	20%
Butt-Rock Hair	15%
Aspect of the Twinklefairy	10%
Bells in the Batfry	10%
Charrrming	10%
Cold Blooded	10%
Egg-cellent Vocabulary	10%
Elvish	10%
Got Your Boots On	10%
Radiating Black Body™	10%
Squirming Like a Toad	10%
Stenchtastic	10%
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority	10%
Whitened Teeth	10%
Wreathed in Merriment	10%
Antsy in your Pantsy	5%
Mysteriously Handsome	5%
Reedy Pipes	5%
Sugar Rush	5%
Piratastic	100
Bananas!	40
Radium Radicality	30
Newt Gets In Your Eyes	25
The Smile of Mr. A	15
The Moxious Madrigal	10
Spiky Hair	6
Amorous	5
Clean-Shaven	5
Spicy Limeness	5
Tingly Elbows	5
Heart of White	3
Heart of Pink	3
Heart of Orange	3
Heart of Lavender	3
Heart of Yellow	3
Heart of Green	3
Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy	2
Very Clean Teeth	1