White Citadel Quest/Old
Description
This quest is obtained after completing the Bitchin' Meatcar Quest, and is given by the same person. You must have at least 34 points (unbuffed) in your main stat to receive the quest. You must also have passed all the guild tests in your guild.
Muscle classes:
- "My friend, I must request a favor from you! I have spent the morning fighting a mess of unholy proportions that had beseiged our bathroom, and I was forced to miss lunch. I suffer from a great hunger! I have placed a takeout order with the White Citadel near Whitey's Grove. If you would sally forth and acquire it for me, I will compensate you."
Mysticality classes:
- You hear Blaine calling you from inside his crate, and bend down to the slot in the side.
- "Hey, listen, can you do me a favor? I've been stuck in here for a pretty long time, with nothing to eat but dry noodles. I made a take-out order with the White Citadel near Whitey's Grove, but obviously I'm not able to go pick it up. If you go get it for me, I'll pay you back, okay?"
Moxie classes:
- "Pssst... hey! Hey, buddy!"
- You warily walk over to Izzy the Lizard to see what he wants.
- "Listen, I need ya to do me a favor. I haven't eaten lunch yet, but I can't leave because I'm waiting to meet a guy about some merchandise that, er, fell off the back of a cart. Go to the White Citadel near Whitey's Grove and grab the takeout order I phoned in, will ya? I'll make it worth your while."
Tasks
- Adventure at Whitey's Grove until you get the It's A Sign! adventure, which unlocks The Road to the White Citadel.
- At The Road to the White Citadel, adventure until you get the adventures:
- Cheetahs Never Lose, adventure some more until you have acquired a massive bag of catnip, adventure some more until you again encounter Cheetahs Never Lose, which, armed with the catnip, you are now able to pass.
- Summer Holiday, adventure more until you have acquired a hang glider, adventure some more until you again encounter Summer Holiday, which, using the hang glider, you are now able to pass, thus unlocking The White Citadel.
- Go to The White Citadel. On your first visit with at least 300 meat, you will automatically acquire the White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel (at a cost of 300 meat).
- Return to your hungry friend at your guild for your reward.
Rewards
- Access to the White Citadel
- Helps unlock the Dwarven Factory Quest
- lucky rabbit's foot
Text
At the White Citadel
- With 300 (or more) Meat:
- Oh, hey, [Player Name], right? Here's your carryout order. That'll be 300 Meat.
 | You acquire an item: White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel |
- Without 300 Meat:
- Oh, hey, [Player Name], right? Here's your carryout order. That'll be 300 Meat.
- Oooh, I guess you can't have it. Come back when you're not so broke.
Muscle classes
"Ah, a grease-soaked repast to fill my manly arteries! Well done, [Player Name]! In return I give you this mighty talisman of good fortune. May it serve you well, my friend!"
 | You acquire an item: lucky rabbit's foot |
Mysticality classes
You push the burger and fries through the slot in the crate, and listen with slight nausea to the sound of Blaine cramming them in his face as quickly as possible. "Ahhh. Man, that hit the spot. Listen, um, I haven't got any meat in here to pay you with, but you can have this rabbit's foot keychain I've been sucking on to try and get a little protein. Don't worry, I've dried it off."
| You acquire an item: lucky rabbit's foot |
Moxie classes
Izzy takes the food from you with a grin. "Heyyyy, just what the doctor ordered. Here pal, lemme pay ya back for that." He reaches for his wallet, and suddenly looks puzzled. "What the... some lousy stinkin' rat took my wallet! Man, if I ever find out who it was... there's just no honor among thieves any more, I'm tellin' ya. Well, here, take this instead."
| You acquire an item: lucky rabbit's foot |
Notes
- This quest will not be offered until you have 34 unbuffed main stat.
- If you have a familiar with you, the quest log says "[Player Name] and [Familiar Name] Go To White Citadel." If you don't have a familiar with you, the quest log says "[Player Name] and Kumar Go To White Citadel."
References
- The name of this quest references Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, as do the majority of the jokes and adventures found within the quest.
- Blaine's protein source references one of the many uses of the towel, as given in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.
- Stealing Izzy's wallet used to be the second task to join The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts. Therefore, you are the "lousy stinkin' rat" referred to in the Moxie class completion text.
