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| {{NeedsContent|comment=Needs consumption messages for new equipment (see '''bolded''' entries at [[#Familiar Equipment Consumption Messages]]). Does [[serrated proboscis extension]] work?}} | | {{NeedsConfirm|What if you have a classy mini-adventurer?}} |
| {{familiar | | {{familiar |
| |famid=54 | | |famid=54 |
| |name=Comma Chameleon | | |name=Comma Chameleon |
| |image=commacha.gif
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| |H1=Clandestine reptile | | |H1=Clandestine reptile |
| |H2=She's a mistress of disguise | | |H2=She's a mistress of disguise |
| |H3=Watch her come and go. | | |H3=Watch her come and go. |
| |function=When the chameleon eats a piece of familiar equipment, it gains that familiar's abilities, including Arena Strengths and Weaknesses, for around 45 turns. When it's not emulating another familiar, it does very little. | | |ability=Becomes other familiars by eating their stuff |
| | |function=When the chameleon eats a piece of [[Familiar Equipment|familiar equipment]], it gains that familiar's abilities, including Arena Strengths and Weaknesses, for around 45 turns. When it's not emulating another familiar, it does very little. |
| | |throne=! |
| |hatchling=Comma Chameleon egg | | |hatchling=Comma Chameleon egg |
| |equipment= | | |equipment= |
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| |ucm=0 | | |ucm=0 |
| |sh=0 | | |sh=0 |
| |oc=0}} | | |oc=0 |
| | |hands=1 |
| | |wings=0 |
| | |animal=1 |
| | |clothes=0 |
| | |eyes=1 |
| | |mechanical=0 |
| | |sleaze=0 |
| | |undead=0 |
| | |hot=0 |
| | |biting=0 |
| | |quick=0 |
| | |flying=0 |
| | |evil=0 |
| | |bug=0}} |
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| *Regular message: | | *When not emulating another familiar: |
| *:<name> chases arounds tiny insects. | | *:<name> chases arounds tiny insects. |
| *:<name> suns herself on a nearby rock. | | *:<name> suns herself on a nearby rock. |
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| ==Familiar Equipment Consumption Messages== | | ==Familiar Equipment Consumption Messages== |
| *[[1.21 jigawatts]] ([[Temporal Riftlet]]) | | *Each piece of non-generic [[Familiar Equipment|familiar equipment]] has a unique message when the Chameleon consumes it, and another unique message when its effect wears off. For the specific consumption messages, please see the following pages: |
| **When eaten:
| | **[[Comma Chameleon Messages (A-G)]] |
| **:<name> snags the 1.21 jigawatts, with her tongue. You're now looking at a lizard-shaped hole in time, which is, to say the least, disconcerting.
| | **[[Comma Chameleon Messages (H-Q)]] |
| **When effect wears off:
| | **[[Comma Chameleon Messages (R-Z)]] |
| **:<name> coughs up a shower of sparks, then turns back into a normal lizard. Which, on the whole, isn't a bad thing.
| | *[[:Category:Generic Familiar Equipment|Generic familiar equipment]] cannot be consumed by the Chameleon. Attempting to feed the Chameleon generic familiar equipment yields: |
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| *[[100-Watt bulb]] ([[Jill-O-Lantern]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:You toss <name> the 100-Watt bulb, and she catches it on her tongue, and swallows it. Her eyes glow green, and she smiles a snaggletoothed-smile.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, coughs, and her eyes stop glowing.
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| *[[ant antidepressant]] ([[Mutant Fire Ant]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the antidepressant. Her scales turn to chitin and she grows two giant mandibles.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, belches, and her skin goes scaly again. Thank goodness -- she looked really creepy with six legs.
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| *[[attention spanner]] ([[Attention-Deficit Demon]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the attention spanner in one gulp, and her eyes grow twice as large as they usually are. She squeaks, "hey, wanna go ride bikes?"
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, burps, and her eyeballs shrink back to normal size. She looks ready to concentrate on one task for an extended period of time.
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| *[[badger badge]] ([[Astral Badger]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the badger badge, and starts doing a little repetitive dance, all the while keeping an eye out for snakes.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, burps, and stops doing the badger dance.
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| *[[blue suede shoes]] ([[Jumpsuited Hound Dog]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> chokes down the blue suede shoes, not carin' if the sun don't shine. With her new white jumpsuit and pompadour wig, she looks like a devil in disguise.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> burps, and takes off her suit and wig. Looking relieved, she says "Thank you very much."
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| *[[blundarrrbus]] ([[Spooky Pirate Skeleton]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name>, in one smooth motion, unhinges her jaw and swallows the blundarrrbus. "Avast, ye scurvy swab!" she squeaks.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches loudly, causing a faint whiff of gunpowder to waft across your face. She looks decidedly less swashbuckling now.
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| *[[bone collar]] ([[Misshapen Animal Skeleton]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the bone collar, and suddenly gets an emaciated look. She moans spookily.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> blinks and shakes her head. She doesn't look quite as bony now.
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| *[[bottle of perfume]] ([[Jitterbug]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> catches the bottle on her tongue and swallows it. Her eyes bug out, she grows an extra pair of legs, and she starts dancing like a queen.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches a sweet-smelling, pink cloud. Her extra legs vanish and she settles down.
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| *[[brass stinger]] ([[Killer Bee]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the brass stinger. She starts to float like a butterfly, ready to sting like a bee.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name>'s stomach rumbles and she stops buzzing through the air, which, at this point, is something of a relief.
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| *[[cactus monocle]] ([[Mutant Cactus Bud]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the monocle. She levitates off the ground, spines protruding from her scales.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches loudly, and falls to the floor with a *thump.*
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| *[[can of starch]] ([[Origami Towel Crane]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> drinks the can of starch, and turns pink with little blue flowers.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> changes back to her normal color. Whatever that is.
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| *[[candied yam pinky ring]] ([[Hand Turkey]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> sticks out her tongue, and snags the candied yam pinky ring. She swallows it, and starts to look like both a hand and a turkey at the same time.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name>'s tummy rumbles, and her beak turns into a mouth again.
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| *[[chocolate spurs]] ([[Cocoabo]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> starts nibbling, famished, at the chocolate spurs. Before you can stop her, she's swallowed them. Chocolate feathers sprout on her back, and she looks up at you and says, "kweh?"
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, twitches, and the feathers on her back turn into scales again. At least she won't be saying, "kweh?" every thirty seconds.
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| *[[cotton candy cordial]] ([[Cotton Candy Carnie]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> cordially swallows the bottle of cordial. Her eyes go unfocused and her skin goes pink and fluffy.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups drunkenly, and her cotton-candy skin goes back to scales again.
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| *[[cracker]] ([[Exotic Parrot]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the cracker whole, wincing as the corners scrape her throat. Her scales turn into feathers, but her cold reptilian eyes stay the same. Birds are creepy.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> coughs, snorts, and swallows heavily. Her feathers turn back into scales, but her creepy, reptilian eyes remain the same.
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| *[[dental pliers]] ([[Crimbo Elf]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the dental pliers, and blinks at you. "Ho ho ho ki yay," she squeaks.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches to the tune of "Jingle Bells," and seems to lose the last of her Crimbo spirit.
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| *[[diamond-studded fronts]] ([[Wind-up Chattering Teeth]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the diamond-studded fronts, and starts chattering back and forth, looking ready to drag some guy out of a van by the crotch of his pants.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, burps, and sneezes all at once. Instead of turning her inside out, though, it just stops her from chattering.
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| *[[evil teddy bear sewing kit]] ([[Evil Teddy Bear]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the evil teddy bear sewing kit. Her scales turn into fur and her eyes glow red. Must have been a pretty big kit, because now she looks stuffed!
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> rubs her stomach with one claw, burps, and her fur turns back into scales again. She's a lot less creepy now, too.
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| *'''[[eye 'n' horn shampoo]] ([[Uniclops]])'''
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| **When eaten:
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| **:?
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:?
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| *[[eye-pod]] ([[Baby Gravy Fairy]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the eyepod in one gulp. Wings sprout from her shoulders, and she starts dancing around, looking like she’s ready to sell you some auto insurance.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> sneezes and looks around, confused. The wings on her shoulders fade away, and she stops dancing.
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| *[[false eyelashes]] ([[Clockwork Grapefruit]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:That bezoomy <name> swallows the false eyelashes. As they go down her gorlo, she looks ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:O, me brothers, <name> belches loudly. Looks like the false eyelashes have gone through her brooko.
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| *'''[[fin-bit wax]] ([[Magic Dragonfish]])'''
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> eats the wax. Her skin takes on a shiny, rainbow-colored sheen.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:?
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| *[[flaming glowsticks]] ([[Flaming Gravy Fairy]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the flaming glowsticks, then burps and exhales twin smoke-rings from her nostrils. She starts to dance a hot, hot dance while flames lick up and down her back.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches one final smoke ring, and finally stops her hot, hot dancing.
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| *[[funky brass fez]] ([[Cymbal-Playing Monkey]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> goes to lick her eyeball, but grabs the brass fez and swallows it. Her front claws turn into cymbals, and she grins creepily at you.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> gives her cymbals one last CLANG, then watches them turn back into claws.
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| *[[gazing shoes]] ([[Emo Squid]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows all eight gazing shoes, one by one. She blinks at you, and cries a single emo tear.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches loudly, and seems to shake off her emo blues. Her tentacles turn back into feet.
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| *[[giant book of ancient carols]] ([[Ancient Yuletide Troll]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> eats the songbook one page at a time, then dons some gay apparel. In the older sense of the word "gay," of course. Yeah.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> doffs some gay apparel.
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| *[[green pixie spog]] ([[Green Pixie]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:You toss <name> the spog. She snaps it out of the air, then grows dreadlocks and squeaks "Ach, Crivens!"
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups and looks queasy. Her dreadlocks fall out and she stops headbutting everything in sight.
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| *[[hardware upgrade]] ([[O.A.F.]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the hardware upgrade. She begins to boop and beep, squeaking "Danger, Will Robinson!"
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> grimaces, belches, and her metal scales turn back into regular scaly scales.
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| *[[hot pink lipstick]] ([[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> eats the tube of hot pink lipstick, apparently confused as to its purpose (which is understandable, since she doesn't have lips). She starts to wink and flirt with you.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, spits up a hot pink glob, and looks embarrassed for having flirted with you.
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| *[[hypodermic needle]] ([[Mosquito]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> eats the hypodermic needle, taking great care not to poke herself with it. Her nose extends into a proboscis, and insect wings sprout from her shoulders.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:You hear a tiny rumbling coming from <name>'s stomach, and she belches a bit of grey smoke. Well, at least she won't be buzzing around your head anymore.
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| *[[iced-out bling]] ([[Frozen Gravy Fairy]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> gets her tongue stuck to the iced-out bling, then swallows it. Icicles grow from her nostrils as she dances a dance that's too cold, too cold.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, and the icicles around her nostrils finally start to melt. She changes back from blue to red, gold, and green.
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| *[[icicle katana]] ([[Ninja Snowflake]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:You hand the katana to <name>. She shivers for a minute, and seems to become partially invisible.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches a frosty cloud into the air, and fades back into view.
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| *[[imitation whetstone]] ([[Imitation Crab]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:%famliarname{{typo}} swallows the whetstone and starts walking back and forth sideways.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:%fn{{typo}} burps, then coughs up a sparkling little cloud of powdered stone.
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| *[[Jawmaster 2000™]] ([[Mutant Gila Monster ]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> does a few reps with the Jawmaster 2000™. She grows ten times larger than she normally is.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> swallows the Jawmaster 2000™, and slowly shrinks back to normal size
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| *[[limburger biker boots]] ([[Stinky Gravy Fairy]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> holds her nose and swallows the limbuger biker boots. She starts to bang her head, and to smell like a skunk in a sour-milk factory.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name>'s tummy rumbles loudly, and she belches one more stinky burp before settling down.
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| *[[magnifying glass]] ([[Star Starfish]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> tosses the magnifying glass in the air, and swallows it in one gulp. Her insides are briefly magnified but, of course, no one can see that.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches loudly, and a little starlight trickles from her nostrils. She seems to return to normal after that, relatively speaking.
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| *[[many-eyed glasses]] ([[Levitating Potato]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the many-eyed glasses in one gulp, and blinks at you through eyes that have gone multi-faceted. Her claws turn into waving vines.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups in an indecently cute fashion, and her claws become claws again. She blinks and shakes her head, trying to see through only two eyes again.
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| *[[Meat detector]] ([[Leprechaun]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the meat detector, and it beeps frantically as it detects all the meat inside her body. She winks at you and squeaks, "faith and begorrah!"
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name>'s tummy rumbles, and she belches a little bit of smoke. At least she'll stop winking at you, now -- that was getting creepy.
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| *[[meatcar model]] ([[Fuzzy Dice]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the meatcar model, and her body becomes cubical and decidedly fuzzy.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches loudly. Looks like she's finished digesting the fuzzy dice, but at least she won't sing the same old song anymore.
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| *[[metallic foil bow]] ([[Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> wraps her tongue around the bow and swallows it. She grows a few robotic tentacle arms, looking like something Japan would absolutely go nuts for.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, belches blue flame, and gives one last wave of her robotic arms as they disappear.
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| *[[metallic foil radar dish]] ([[Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> places the radar dish on her head, like a hat. She grows a few robotic arms to match it, too.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> snaps the radar dish off her head and swallows it. Her robotic arms gradually disappear, and domo arigato for that.
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| *[[menorette]] ([[Hanukkimbo Dreidl]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the menorette, which hopefully was kosher. She looks up at you and squeaks, "mazel tov!"
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, and looks decidedly less kosher. At least she's stopped spinning around, 'cause she was making you dizzy.
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| *[[metal mandible]] ([[Sweet Nutcracker]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the metal mandible, rather than wear it. Her legs go stiff, and she starts making "clop clop" noises through a grotesquely distended mouth.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, burps, and her mouth returns to normal size. Looks like her legs are working better now, too.
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| *[[miniature carton of clove cigarettes]] ([[Spooky Gravy Fairy]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the clove cigarettes, not even bothering to read the sturgeon general's warning on the side.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches a pleasant-smelling belch, and her spookiness subsides.
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| *[[miniature castagnets]] ([[Casagnova Gnome]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the castagnets. Her torso vanishes, and she starts to seregnade you.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups and the castagnets give one final click. She looks relieved to have her torso back again.
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| *[[miniature dormouse]] ([[Wild Hare]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> blinks sleepily, licks her fangs, and feeds her head with the dormouse. You have to admit, he had it coming.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches loudly, and her nose stops twitching as her little cotton-ball tail turns back into a more reptilian appendage.
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| *[[miniature espresso maker]] ([[Coffee Pixie]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the miniature espresso maker, not even bothering to chew! She starts to twitch violently, and fairy wings sprout from her shoulders.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name>'s stomach rumbles loudly, and she finally stops twitching.
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| *'''[[miniature Jacob's ladder]] ([[Hunchbacked Minion]])'''
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the Jacob's ladder. Her back hunches and she starts to talk with a lisp.
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| **'''When effect wears off:'''
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| **:?
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| *'''[[mint-condition magic wand]] ([[Wizard Action Figure]])'''
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> eats the mint-condition wand. As purple plastic robes coalesce around her, her expression makes you think she'd have preferred a mint-flavored wand, instead.
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| **'''When effect wears off:'''
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| **:?
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| *[[moonglasses]] ([[Grue]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> tries to lick her eyeball, and ends up snagging the moonglasses. She swallows them, and is suddenly engulfed in shadow.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, belches, and the shadows around her dissipate. And thank goodness, 'cause that was getting creepy.
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| *[[overclocked avian microprocessor]] ([[Robogoose]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> snaps up the overclocked avian microprocessor. Her skin goes a metallic gray, and she lets loose a soulless *HONK.*
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches robotically. Her skin turns back to normal and she stops *HONK*ing all the time, thank goodness.
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| *[[palm-frond toupee]] ([[Blood-Faced Volleyball]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> snags the palm-frond toupee with her tongue, and swallows it. Oh, well, she could probably use some roughage. She smiles blankly at you.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> sneezes hard, and her blank smile turns to her usual jovial grin.
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| *[[penguin-smacking club]] ([[Baby Yeti]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> unhinges her jaw, swallows the penguin-smacking club, and her scales turn into rich, lucrative-looking fur.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches loudly, and her fur turns back into scales again.
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| *[[pet rock "Groucho" disguise]] ([[Pet Rock]] and [[Toothsome Rock]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the Groucho disguise, and turns into a duck. Why a duck?
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, burps, and turns back into a regular chameleon again. The secret woid is... comma.
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| *[[pet rock "Snooty" disguise]] ([[Pet Rock]] and [[Toothsome Rock]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the Snooty disguise, choking briefly on the chain for the monocle.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups and blinks at you, looking decidedly less snooty.
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| *[[plastic bib]] ([[Gluttonous Green Ghost]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> scarfs down the bib and looks even hungrier than before. Greener, too. She must've moved to the other side of the road while you weren't looking.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches, and her stomach finally stops growling.
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| *[[Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit]] ([[Snowy Owl]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> sticks out her slimy tongue (or slimes out her sticky tongue) and swallows the clawicure kit. She rotates her head 180 degrees, and her claws get even sharper.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> gets the hiccups, and bounces around in an entirely-too-cute fashion. When she's done, she looks decidedly less owly. Ya rly.
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| *[[prosthetic forehead]] ([[Angry Goat]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> reaches up with her tongue and snags the prosthetic forehead, swallowing it in one gulp. She grows horns and a cute little goatee.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> sneezes and swallows hard, and her horns and goatee vanish. Looks like you'll have to save up another seven dollars to buy another prosthetic forehead.
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| *'''[[psychedelic bubble wand]] ([[Psychedelic Bear]])'''
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the bubble wand, and her eyes start darting around the room. And changing colors.
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| **'''When effect wears off:'''
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| **:?
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| *[[radioactive chew toy]] ([[Pair of Ragged Claws]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:%fn{{typo}} eats the chew toy, and begins nervously pacing around, leaving a trail of slime behind her.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:%fn{{typo}} belches, looking much less nervous and slimy than she previously did.
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| *[[rainbow tie]] ([[Personal Raincloud]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> snaps up the rainbow tie, and swallows it. She hovers above your head, raining on you. Don't ask.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups and falls to the ground, but at least she's not "raining" anymore.
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| *[[rattlesnake enrager]] ([[Baby Mutant Rattlesnake]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> sucks on the enrager. Her fangs grow longer and her tail grows a rattle.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> finally swallows the enrager. Her tail stops rattling (thank goodness), and her fangs retract.
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| *[[rhesus monkey]] ([[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the rhesus monkey, not even dividing it into pieces first. She starts to karate-chop robotically, while a back leg turns into wood and she starts to decompose.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> burps loudly, squeaks "brrraaa--wait, what?" and is back to normal.
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| *[[shock collar]] ([[Stab Bat]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the shock collar, and her skin turns black. She gets decidedly more pointy, which is good, since she was fairly pointless before.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches loudly and swallows hard. Her skin turns back to its normal color and her little pointy bits disappear. At least now she won't be attacking you.
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| *[[six-armed sweater]] ([[Cuddlefish]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<Name> swallows the sweater and then gives you a big hug.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<Name> belches and moves slightly further away from you.
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| *[[skewer-mounted razor blade]] ([[Ghost Pickle on a Stick]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the skewer-mounted razor blade in one gulp. I can't imagine that's going to be any good for her, digestive-wise. She glows brightly, and starts to drool corrosive pickle-juice.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> squeaks in pain, then seems to shake it off. She stops glowing and drooling acid, which is generally regarded as a hopeful sign in the medical community.
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| *[[smile-sharpening stone]] ([[Cheshire Bat]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the smile-sharpening stone, and vanishes, except for her smile, then reappears again. Who would have thought a comma chameleon would come and go like that?
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, burps, and finally stops disappearing and reappearing, staying her regular red, gold, and green. | |
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| *[[spoon!]] ([[Nervous Tick]]) | |
| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the spoon!, careful not to gag on it. She sprouts antennae and starts to twitch.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> twitches once more, then her stomach gurgles and she settles down.
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| *[[sucky decal]] ([[Barrrnacle (familiar)|Barrrnacle]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> licks the sucky decal off of her side, and swallows it. Her skin turns into a hard shell, but she's probably still chewy on the inside (like the Millenium Falcon).
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> coughs and swallows hard. Her skin turns back into scales -- major scales, if you must ask. Looks like she's going to suck a lot less, now.
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| *[[targeting chip]] ([[MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the targeting chip, and she starts stomping around and shooting little laser beams out of her eyes, and missiles out of her mouth.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches and fires one last missile, then returns to normal.
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| *[[tasteful black bow tie]] ([[Penguin Goodfella]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> snaps up the bow tie in one bite. Her front legs turn into flippers and she looks for dandelions to tromp through.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> gulps and looks queasy. Her flippers turn into legs again, and she looks less likely to leave a horse's head in your bed.
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| *[[teddy bear sewing kit]] ([[Teddy Bear]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the teddy bear sewing kit, and her scales turn into fur. Must have been a pretty big kit, because now she looks stuffed!
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> rubs her stomach with one claw, burps, and her fur turns back into scales again.
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| *[[teddy borg sewing kit]] ([[Teddy Borg]])
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| **When eaten: | |
| **:<name> swallows the teddy borg sewing kit. Her scales turn into fur and her eyes glow red. Must have been a pretty big kit, because now she looks stuffed!
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> rubs her stomach with one claw, burps, and her fur turns back into scales again. She's a lot less creepy now, too.
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| *[[tiny ballet slippers]] ([[Sugar Fruit Fairy]]) | |
| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the shoes, slurping down the laces like errant strands of spaghetti. She looks at you with a saccharine smile.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> lets loose a sweet-smelling burp, then sighs with ennui.
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| *[[tiny balloon knife]] ([[Howling Balloon Monkey]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the tiny balloon knife, accidentally popping it on her fangs. Her body swells, and she starts squeaking excitedly.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, and her balloon body starts to deflate. At least she'll stop squeaking, now.
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| *[[tiny bindle]] ([[Hobo Monkey]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the bindle, then lights a tiny cigar.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups and accidentally swallows her cigar. She then turns a rather sickly shade of green.
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| *[[tiny bust of Pallas]] ([[Reassembled Blackbird]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the bust of Pallas, then coughs up a few feathers.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches, and gazes at you. The look in here{{typo}} eyes seems to say "Nevermore." | |
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| *[[tiny knife and fork]] ([[Ghuol Whelp]]) | |
| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the tiny knife and fork, and you watch her appetites change. It's an interesting process, visually -- too bad you can't see it.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches loudly, producing an unspeakable stench. Fortunately, it looks like she's lost her appetite for decaying flesh.
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| *[[tiny makeup kit]] ([[Doppelshifter]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> blinks at you, and squeaks "are you trying to kill me?" but she swallows the tiny makeup kit, and starts to rapidly change shapes.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> gags violently, finally dislodging the makeup kit from her throat. She swallows it and stops doppelshifting, at least for now.
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| *[[tiny maracas]] ([[Hovering Sombrero]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the tiny maracas, rattling herself pretty good in the process. She rises off the ground, looking like Hunter S. Thompson's piñata.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches a spicy Bordertown belch, and falls to the ground. She blinks at you, confused.
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| *[[tiny Mountie hat]] ([[Whirling Maple Leaf]]) | |
| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> licks the tiny Mountie hat off of her head, and swallows it. She starts spinning around, squeaking, "what's that aboot, eh?"
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> sneezes loudly, and spins more slowly until she finally comes to a stop, and looks comically dizzy.
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| *[[tiny nose-bone fetish]] ([[Pygmy Bugbear Shaman]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> blinks at the fetish, snags it with her tongue, and swallows it. She grins at you, and her eyes flash octarine.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches an ovaltine-laced belch, and the octarine light fades from her eyes.
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| *[[tiny shaker of salt]] ([[Sabre-Toothed Lime]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:You search for your tiny shaker of salt and, having found it, give it to <name>. She grins and you watch her front teeth get longer, while her scales turn a little citrusy.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches loudly and looks embarrassed. Her green skin fades, and her sabre-teeth retract into her gums.
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| *[[toy six-seater hovercraft]] ([[Inflatable Dodecapede]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the hovercraft, and begins to hover. Sharp plastic seams appear along her sides, as do a couple more vestigial legs.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups and crashes to the ground, her sharp seams melting into her scales. At least she's gotten rid of those extra legs.
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| *[[tuning fork]] ([[Scary Death Orb]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the tuning fork, and her skin gets shinier. Then she starts hovering around your head and menacing you with her pointy claws. It's a little disconcerting.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> belches loudly and swallows hard. Her skin turns back to its normal color and she falls back to the ground, looking a little dizzy.
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| *[[velvet choker]] ([[Feather Boa Constrictor]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the velvet choker, only briefly choking on it. She gets longer, skinnier, and her scales sprout feathers.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> gets a bad case of the hiccups, which is indecently cute. When she's done, she's turned back into a chameleon again.
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| *[[weegee sqouija]] ([[Spirit Hobo]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the weegee sqouija, and turns translucent. She floats in the air in front of you, hiccuping occasionally.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name>'s tummy rumbles, and she goes opaque again and crashes to the ground. Looks like she's going to have a little hangover.
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| *[[woolen cravat]] ([[Dandy Lion]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> swallows the cravat, and puts on a monocle and posh accent. "Tally ho, old bean!"
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, and her monocle flies off.
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| *[[zen motorcycle]] ([[Llama Lama]])
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| **When eaten:
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| **:<name> flicks out her tongue and swallows the motorcycle. She closes her eyes and assumes the lotus position, then hovers a few feet off the ground.
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| **When effect wears off:
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| **:<name> hiccups, and falls back to the ground. She spends a few adorable minutes trying to extricate herself from the lotus position.
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| ==Non-consumable Familiar Equipment Consumption Message==
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| *When attempting to eat generic familiar equipment, the following message appears:
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| *:You try to put the <familiar equipment> on <name>. She looks at you quizzically, and squeaks, "I may be out of line, here, but I don't understand, exactly, which familiar it is that you, my owner, want me to emulate." | | *:You try to put the <familiar equipment> on <name>. She looks at you quizzically, and squeaks, "I may be out of line, here, but I don't understand, exactly, which familiar it is that you, my owner, want me to emulate." |
| *The following cannot be consumed because they are not associated with a particular familiar: | | *It is unknown if a Comma Chameleon can use the [[serrated proboscis extension]], and given the rarity and expensiveness of the equipment, it is likely to remain unknown. |
| **[[annoying pitchfork]]
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| **[[ant hoe]]
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| **[[ant pick]]
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| **[[ant pitchfork]]
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| **[[ant rake]]
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| **[[ant sickle]]
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| **[[das boot]] ''(unconfirmed)''
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| **[[flaming familiar doppelgänger]]
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| **[[lead necklace]]
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| **[[little bitty bathysphere]]
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| **[[little box of fireworks]]
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| If you were about to remove the second lucky Tam because it's a duplicate, don't; take another look - one is shaNTer while the other is shaTNer - two different tams.
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| **[[lucky Tam O'Shanter]]
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| **[[lucky Tam O'Shatner]]
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| **[[Mayflower bouquet]]
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| **[[miniature antlers]]
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| **[[miniature gravy-covered maypole]]
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| **[[origami "gentlemen's" magazine]]
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| **[[oversized fish scaler]]
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| **[[panda outfit]]
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| **[[plastic pumpkin bucket]]
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| **[[rat head balloon]]
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| **[[Toddler-sized Dragon Costume]]
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| **[[wax lips]]
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| *[[El Vibrato Megadrone]] | | *[[El Vibrato Megadrone]] |
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| *[[Mad Hatrack]] | | *[[Mad Hatrack]] |
| *[[Ragamuffin Imp]] | | *[[Ragamuffin Imp]] |
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| ==Notes== | | ==Notes== |
| *After every second arena win, you will receive a random piece of familiar equipment. This includes equipment that Susie does not normally give out, such as {{plural|miniature carton of clove cigarettes}}. This '''does not''' include Mr. Store equipment such as {{plural|lucky Tam O'Shanter}} or {{plural|wax lips}}. In addition, the chameleon cannot get equipment for any Mr. Store familiar, including but not limited to {{plural|attention spanner}} and {{plural|funky brass fez}}. Strangely, the chameleon '''can''' steal {{plural|pet rock "Snooty" disguise}}, {{plural|pet rock "Groucho" disguise}}, and {{plural|diamond-studded fronts}}, despite them being indirect products of [[McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning|a Mr. Store item]]. | | *Once fed, the Chameleon will stay in the other familiar's form for 40-50 combats or [[The Cake-Shaped Arena|Arena]] fights. Non-combat adventures and other ways to spend adventures, such as meatsmithing, will not cause the Chameleon to revert to her normal form. |
| | *After every second and fifth win (2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 15, ...) in [[The Cake-Shaped Arena]], you will receive a random piece of [[Familiar Equipment|familiar equipment]] subject to limitations (see below). |
| *:<name> sneaks behind Susie's podium. She returns, and squeaks "You do NOT want to know what's behind that podium." She also drops an item from her mouth (or mouth-analogue.) | | *:<name> sneaks behind Susie's podium. She returns, and squeaks "You do NOT want to know what's behind that podium." She also drops an item from her mouth (or mouth-analogue.) |
| *If you switch to another familiar to get the normal Caked-Shaped Arena reward (for example, win 9 times, swap to another familiar to get its equipment and then swap back for your 10th Comma win), you will not get a piece of equipment on the 10th Chameleon win; the regular item drop restarts the count and you will have to win an extra battle. However, you can adventure with another familiar between getting items from the arena with your Chameleon. | | **The equipment the Chameleon can get is: familiar-specific equipment that is ''not'' specific to familiars directly sold from [[Mr. Store]]. (The [[Hippo Ballerina]] seems to qualify as an excluded familiar.) |
| *The Chameleon can be used to battle the Sorceress familiars, though it cannot be used in place of the Star Starfish when using Richard's Star Key in her Lair or be used in place of an elemental Gravy Fairy to enter [[The Spooky Gravy Barrow]].
| | ***Example ''excluded'' items: [[wax lips]] (not familiar-specific), [[das boot]] (not familiar-specific), [[lead necklace]] (not familiar-specific), [[attention spanner]] (Mr. Store familiar), and [[funky brass fez]] (Mr. Store familiar). |
| *The effect of the Chameleon's change varies; it doesn't seem to be a static 45 adventures, though the full range is currently being spaded out. As it stands, each piece of equipment eaten appears to yield between 40 and 49 adventures worth of change, as of August 15, 2006. In addition, non-combat adventures (shoring, adventuring at [[The Hippy Camp]] in disguise, meatsmithing, etc) don't seem to deduct adventures from this total. | | ***Example ''included'' items: [[miniature carton of clove cigarettes]] (not normally given out by Susie), [[pet rock "Snooty" disguise]] (indirect Mr. Store item), [[diamond-studded fronts]] (for indirect Mr. Store familiar), and [[rattlesnake enrager]] (for [[Raffle House]] prize familiar). |
| *Even when the Chameleon is imitating another familiar, you can still feed it a different piece of equipment. | | *While the Chameleon is imitating another familiar, you can feed her a different piece of equipment to overwrite the previous transformation. |
| *While the Chameleon is imitating another familiar, it gains five pounds, even if the equipment normally grants a different benefit. For example, a [[shock collar]] (which grants no weight boost to a [[Stab Bat]]) grants +5 weight, but doesn't decrease its rate of attacking you. Likewise, a [[cracker]], which normally grants an [[Exotic Parrot]] +15 weight, only grants the Chameleon +5 weight. This boost vanishes when the duration runs out. | | *While the Chameleon is imitating another familiar, she gains five pounds, even if the equipment normally grants a different benefit. For example, a [[shock collar]] (which grants no weight boost to a [[Stab Bat]]) grants +5 weight, but doesn't decrease its rate of attacking you. Likewise, a [[cracker]], which normally grants an [[Exotic Parrot]] +15 weight, only grants the Chameleon +5 weight. This boost vanishes when the duration runs out. |
| *While the [[metallic foil radar dish]] has a different usage message than the [[metallic foil bow]], it ''does not'' cause a [[Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.]] Chameleon to act as a sombrero -- it still acts as a volleyball at the end of combat. | | *Familiar abilities which rely on having a specific piece of equipment equipped will not work on a Chameleon. Feeding your Chameleon a [[metallic foil radar dish]] will provide messages and effects like an unequipped [[Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.]]; that is, it will give stats like a volleyball. Feeding her any [[crimsilion jub-jub bird|jub-jub bird]] will provide messages and effects like an unequipped [[Frumious Bandersnatch]]; the stat gains will not be tuned to any one stat, but will be randomly distributed. |
| *As of February 12, 2009, Chameleons can breathe [[Underwater adventuring|underwater]] when emulating a water-breathing familiar. | | *Chameleons can breathe [[Underwater adventuring|underwater]] when emulating a water-breathing familiar. However, since an unequipped [[Dancing Frog]] cannot breathe underwater, a Chameleon imitating a Frog cannot breathe underwater, even if you feed her an [[amphibious tophat]]. |
| | *Unequipping an equipped piece of equipment from the Chameleon ends any current transformation with the message, "<familiar name> turns back into a slimy lizard." |
| | *In [[Bees Hate You]], you can pull the Chameleon out of your terrarium, and feed it equipment to turn it into a B-named familiar. However, attempts to visit any adventure.php location will be redirected to a message about you being too scared to continue. And even if you enter a combat in another way (e.g. via [[combat lover's locket|summoning]] a monster), the Chameleon will end its transformation at the start of combat, with a message saying it "is so scared of Bs that she shifts back to her normal form." |
| | *In the old Sorceress Lair, the Chameleon could be used to battle the Sorceress familiars, though she could not be used in place of the Star Starfish when using Richard's Star Key. |
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| | ====Special cases related to specific familiars==== |
| | *A Chameleon can not be used in place of an elemental Gravy Fairy to enter [[The Spooky Gravy Burrow]]. |
| | *As a [[Stocking Mimic]], a Chameleon will pull out a [[bag of many confections]] once per day and equip it, even though a Chameleon cannot normally equip familiar equipment. While imitating a Mimic, the Chameleon's weight is computed based on the amount of candy she has consumed, up to 100 pounds. Feeding the Chameleon candy from your inventory or winning fights with the bag equipped will increase the candy counter; winning fights with or without the bag will increase her experience total as usual. |
| | *As a [[Mini-Hipster]], she will equip an [[ironic moustache]] once per day, but will not cause special Hipster combats. |
| | *Likewise, as an [[Artistic Goth Kid]], she will not cause special Crayon monster combats. |
| | *As a [[Robot Reindeer]], she can use the various robot reindeer protocols, if she is the active familiar when they are used. |
| | *As a [[Homemade Robot]], she will have her weight computed based on the number of [[pile of useless robot parts|piles of useless robot parts]] added to the player's non-chameleon robot. |
| | *If you don't have a [[Mini-Adventurer]], or have not chosen a class for it, a Chameleon mimicking one will not choose a class and not perform any actions. If you have chosen a class for a real [[Mini-Adventurer]], a Comma Adventurer will be the same class and perform the same actions. |
| | *As a [[Crimbo Shrub]], she will not produce a [[box of old Crimbo decorations]] when selected. If the player has a real Crimbo Shrub, the Chameleon will use the same decorations it uses. Otherwise, the Chameleon will not have access to any abilities other than stat gain. |
| | *As a [[Puck Man]] or [[Ms. Puck Man]], she can not use a [[power pill]] to instantly devour an enemy. but still drops items normally, including a [[kill screen]]. |
| | *As a [[Machine Elf]], she does not reveal [[The Deep Machine Tunnels]], but will give the free daily fights there. She does not allow access to the consumable duplication option in [[Shining Mauve Backwards In Time]]. |
| | *As an [[Intergnat]], she does not unlock summoning of the Intergnat-specific demon in the [[Summoning Chamber]], although she does reveal the name parts in combat. |
| | *As a [[Melodramedary]], she cannot be cut open using a [[Fourth of May Cosplay Saber]]. |
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| ==References== | | ==References== |
| *The name of this item is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Culture Club|Culture Club]] song, "[[Wikipedia:Karma Chameleon|Karma Chameleon]]". "Watch her come and go" refers to a lyric in the original song ("You come and go, you come and go"). "Red, gold, and green" (her normal colors, mentioned in a few expiration messages, like the smile-sharpening stone and iced-out bling) is also a lyric from the song. | | *The name of this item is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Culture Club|Culture Club]] song, "[[Wikipedia:Karma Chameleon|Karma Chameleon]]". "Watch her come and go" refers to a lyric in the original song ("You come and go, you come and go"). "Red, gold, and green" (her normal colors, mentioned in a few expiration messages, like the smile-sharpening stone and iced-out bling) is also a lyric from the song. |
| *The name of this item also refers to how it is displayed when you have the familiar equipped and fed. A Comma Chameleon emulating a Leprechaun is displayed as "(Name) the Leprechaun, Chameleon" which can be read as "(Name) the Leprechaun comma Chameleon." | | *The name of this item also refers to how it is displayed when you have the familiar equipped and fed. A Comma Chameleon emulating a Leprechaun is displayed as "(Name) the Leprechaun, Chameleon" which can be read as "(Name) the Leprechaun comma Chameleon." |
| *The message for when the attention spanner is consumed is the answer to the riddle "how many children with [[Wikipedia:Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder|ADHD]] does it take to change a lightbulb?"
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| *The brass stinger/killer bee message is [[Wikipedia:Muhammad Ali|Muhammad Ali]]'s catchphrase, "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
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| *The chocolate spurs/Cocoabo message is yet another reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy]]'' series. "Kweh" is the sound [[Wikipedia:Chocobo|chocobos]] make.
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| *The message for when the diamond-studded fronts are consumed is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King]] short story [[Wikipedia:Chattery Teeth (short story)|"Chattery Teeth"]].
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| *The message for when the eye-pod is consumed is a reference to an ad campaign by GEICO Direct insurance, featuring a dancing and talking CGI gecko.
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| *The message for the miniature dormouse refers to the "feed your head" line from the Jefferson Airplane song "[[Wikipedia:White Rabbit (song)|White Rabbit]]".
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| *The message for the nose-bone fetish mentions octarine, a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Discworld|Discworld]]'' where octarine is the eighth, magical, color of the spectrum.
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| *The Pet Rock "Groucho" disguise message refers to the Marx Brothers film ''[[Wikipedia:The Cocoanuts|The Cocoanuts]]'', which features a scene where "viaduct" is heard as "why a duck?"
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| *The "Groucho" disguise's expiration message refers to the game show ''[[Wikipedia:You Bet Your Life|You Bet Your Life]]'', which was hosted by Groucho Marx and gave contestants a $100 bonus if they said the secret word (pronounced "woid" in Marx's accent). Furthermore, the show's mascot was a duck with Groucho's trademark glasses, eyebrows, mustache, and cigar.
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| *The "Ya rly" at the end of the "worn off" message for the Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit (Snowy Owl) alludes to an internet fad of pictures depicting owls for humorous reasons, staring with the infamous "[[Wikipedia:O RLY?|O RLY?]]" owl, commonly followed by the "YA RLY" owl and then the "NO WAI!" owl.
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| *The prosthetic forehead's expiration message (like the forehead's description) is another reference to the song "We Want A Rock", by [[wikipedia:They Might Be Giants|They Might Be Giants]].
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| *The message for the rhesus monkey mentions that she doesn't cut it into pieces first. This refers to the candy product Reese's Pieces.
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| *The "gag" mention in the message for the spoon! is a reference to Frank Zappa song "Valley Girl", which features [[Wikipedia:Moon Zappa|Moon Unit Zappa]]'s distinctive stylings of "lyrics" such as "Gag me with a spoon".
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| *The message for the sucky decal is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]'', "Chewie" being a nickname for [[Wikipedia:Han Solo|Han Solo]]'s Wookie partner/co-pilot [[Wikipedia:Chewbacca|Chewbacca]], and the ''[[Wikipedia:Millennium Falcon|Millennium Falcon]]'' being their ship.
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| *The tasteful black bowtie consumption message is a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:Opus the Penguin|Opus]] from Berkeley Breathed's comic ''[[Wikipedia:Bloom County|Bloom County]]''. Opus later appeared in Breathed's strips ''[[Wikipedia:Outland (comics)|Outland]]'' and now the self-titled ''[[Wikipedia:Opus (comic strip)|Opus]]''. Opus, the large-nosed penguin, is known for his appreciation of dandelions and kicking through fields of them.
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| *The message for the tiny maracas mentions Hunter S. Thompson, which may be a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (novel)|Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas]]'', in which the main character has an acid trip in a bar and sees the patrons as giant lizards.
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| *The message for the tiny shaker of salt, like its description, references the [[Wikipedia:Jimmy Buffett|Jimmy Buffett]] song "Margaritaville," specifically the line "Searching for my lost shaker of salt."
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| *The line when you give the Chameleon the Jitterbug equipment is a reference to the band ABBA's song, "Dancing Queen."
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