Familiar abilities

Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
01. Mosquito	Sucks HP out of your foe...					... and injects it into you				Needed to defeat a naughty familiar
02. Leprechaun								X
03. Levitating Potato					X					Needed to defeat a naughty familiar
04. Angry Goat	stench and physical damage									Needed to defeat a naughty familiar
05. Sabre-Toothed Lime	X									Needed to defeat a naughty familiar
06. Fuzzy Dice	X	X			X	X	X	During combat
07. Spooky Pirate Skeleton	X			X
08. Barrrnacle				Start of combat						Needed to defeat a naughty familiar Can breathe underwater.
09. Howling Balloon Monkey	Shocks fores at 11+ lb.						Restores MP at 11+ lb.
10. Stab Bat	X	X
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
11. Grue	Does spooky damage, depending on current moon phase
12. Blood-Faced Volleyball			X
14. Ghuol Whelp						X	X
15. Baby Gravy Fairy									X
16. Cocoabo	X			X	X	X	X	During combat		Cocoabos also occasionally have a LIMIT BREAK!, this incresses the effectiveness of the next move it uses in that round
17. Star Starfish	Takes HP from enemies...						... to restore your MP			Needed to pass A Perplexing Door
18. Hovering Sombrero			X
19. Ghost Pickle on a Stick	X			X
20. Killer Bee	X	When it feeds you royal jelly, you lose 1 HP...	... but gain X muscle
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
21. Whirling Maple Leaf	X						Restores MP after battle
22. Coffee Pixie								X	X
23. Cheshire Bat			X					X
24. Jill-O-Lantern	hot and physical damage		X
25. Hand Turkey	X							X
26. Crimbo Elf	X								X
27. Hanukkimbo Dreidl	X				X		X	During combat
28. Baby Yeti	X						X
29. Feather Boa Constrictor	sleaze damage				X			During combat
30. Emo Squid				Start of combat	X					Can breathe underwater.
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
31. Personal Raincloud	X		...one stat at a time	X		X	X
32. Clockwork Grapefruit	X
33. MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	hot or physical damage
34. Flaming Gravy Fairy	hot damage								X
35. Frozen Gravy Fairy	cold damage								X
36. Stinky Gravy Fairy	stench damage								X
37. Spooky Gravy Fairy	spooky damage								X
38. Inflatable Dodecapede	Attacks, but gets less powerful as it gains weight
39. Pygmy Bugbear Shaman			Gains you stats...						... or additional items...	... or both at the cost of your MP
40. Doppelshifter										Shifts its shape into a random other familiar every fight
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
41. Attention-Deficit Demon								X	X
42. Cymbal-Playing Monkey			X					X
43. Temporal Riftlet				Start of combat	X					Occasionally gives extra Adventures
44. Sweet Nutcracker	X									Occasionally buffs you
45. Pet Rock										Does nothing but gains weight in combat
46. Snowy Owl	X
47. Teddy Bear										Absorbs damage at the cost of weight
48. Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	X			X	X	X	X	During combat		Occasionally gives toast
49. Sleazy Gravy Fairy	sleaze damage								X
50. Wild Hare			X			X	X	X	X	Gives some extra adventures at rollover and prevents getting Beaten Up in combat
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
51. Wind-up Chattering Teeth	X
52. Spirit Hobo	Takes HP from enemies...		X				...to restore your MP...			...when given booze.
53. Astral Badger	X									Drops up to 5 astral mushrooms a day.
54. Comma Chameleon										Transforms into any other familiar when fed its equipment.
55. Misshapen Animal Skeleton	spooky and physical damage			X
56. Scary Death Orb	spooky damage	X
57. Jitterbug								X	X
58. Nervous Tick			X					X
60. Origami Towel Crane					X					Absorbs damage at the cost of weight
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
61. Ninja Snowflake	cold Damage
62. Evil Teddy Bear	Attacks enemies...									... and blocks their attacks at the cost of weight
63. Toothsome Rock										Does nothing but gains weight in combat
65. Ancient Yuletide Troll			X			X	X			Occasionally drops disintegrating sheet music
66. Dandy Lion	With a whip equipped					X	X		X	Cowers in fear with a safarrri hat equipped
67. O.A.F.										Reduces stat gains, takes away MP, removes effects, forces you to attack with weapon instead of using skills/items, randomly autosells dropped items and displays a variety of useless messages
68. Penguin Goodfella	With use of a Goodfella contract with enough Meat		X	X						Occasionally drops Goodfella contracts
69. Jumpsuited Hound Dog									X	Also increases Combat Frequency
70. Green Pixie	X								X	Drops up to 5 tiny bottles of absinthe a day.
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
71. Ragamuffin Imp	X
72. Exotic Parrot										Gives elemental resistances.
73. Wizard Action Figure	X		X	X		X			X
74. Gluttonous Green Ghost	Takes HP from enemies...		X				...to restore your MP...			...when given Food.
75. Casagnova Gnome								X	X
76. Hunchbacked Minion			X					X
77. Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	X		X	X	X		X			Gives humorous stat buffs
78. Bulky Buddy Box										Has cake.
79. Teddy Borg										Absorbs damage at the cost of weight
80. RoboGoose	X	X		X	X	X				Occasionally gives robotronic eggs
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
81. El Vibrato Megadrone	X			X	X	X				Increases weapon damage Ability depends on punchcard
82. Mad Hatrack										Abilities depend upon hat equipped
83. Adorable Seal Larva	X					X	With pretty pink bow equipped			Is stronger when used by a Seal Clubber
84. Untamed Turtle			With it's item equipped		X					Is stronger when used by a Turtle Tamer
85. Animated Macaroni Duck	X			With farfalle bow tie equipped			X			Is stronger when used by a Pastamancer
86. Pet Cheezling						X	X	With jalapeño slices equipped		Is stronger when used by a Sauceror
87. Autonomous Disco Ball	X			X			With stick-on mini solar panels equipped			Is stronger when used by a Disco Bandit
88. Mariachi Chihuahua	X		With tiny sombrero equipped	X						Is stronger when used by a Accordion Thief
89. Hobo Monkey								X		Occasionally steals Meat in combat
90. Llama Lama			X	X						Drops up to 5 llama lama gongs a day.
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
91. Cotton Candy Carnie					X	X	X			Sometimes drops cotton candy healing items
92. Disembodied Hand	X									Abilities depend upon one-handed weapon equipped
93. Black Cat										Reduces stat gains, takes away MP, removes effects, forces you to attack with weapon instead of using skills/items, randomly destroys dropped items
94. Uniclops			X					X
95. Psychedelic Bear								X	X
96. Baby Mutant Rattlesnake	X		X							Attacks poison enemy
97. Mutant Fire Ant	X								X	Attacks poison enemy
98. Mutant Cactus Bud	X							X		Attacks poison enemy
99. Mutant Gila Monster	X					X	X			Attacks poison enemy
100. Cuddlefish					X	X	X			Works best underwater
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
101. Sugar Fruit Fairy			Gives stats at the cost of MP						X	Also drops candied fruit
102. Imitation Crab	X									Works best underwater
103. Pair of Ragged Claws	X			X
104. Magic Dragonfish										Works best underwater Increases spell damage
105. Frumious Bandersnatch			X							Reacts to combat skills Free runaways with The Ode to Booze active
106. Midget Clownfish	Takes HP from enemies...						... to restore your MP			Works best underwater
107. Syncopated Turtle									X	Allows high-level Turtle Taming
108. Grinning Turtle			X							Allows high-level Turtle Taming
109. Purse Rat			X							Stat increase is by +ML
110. Wereturtle	spooky damage
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
111. Baby Sandworm			X							Drops up to 5 bottles of agua de vida a day
112. Slimeling							Restores MP...		X	...if fed equipment. Drops slime stacks if fed gear made from meat stacks
113. He-Boulder	With a chance of...		...giving stats on one attack...		...stunning on another...	X	X	X	...or forcing all non- conditional drops to drop on a third.	Special combat bonuses occur on major attacks only.
114. Rock Lobster	Takes HP from enemies...						... to restore your MP			Drops floaty sand. Works best underwater
115. Grouper Groupie									X	Works underwater
116. Urchin Urchin								X		Works underwater
117. Squamous Gibberer					X	X	X			Gives some extra adventures at rollover. Works underwater
118. Dancing Frog								X	X
119. Chauvinist Pig			X					X
120. Stocking Mimic	X			X	X	X	X	During combat		Gains weight by eating candy
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
121. Snow Angel	X						X			cold aligned
122. Jack-in-the-Box			X						X	acts every 3rd combat it's used
123. BRICKO chick	X									drops BRICKO bricks
124. Baby Bugged Bugbear			X		X	X	X	X	X	CLEESHes monsters Drops bugged items
134. Underworld Bonsai	Takes HP from enemies...						... to restore your MP			spooky aligned
135. Rogue Program	Takes HP from enemies...				With it's item equipped		... to restore your MP			Drops up to 5 Game Grid tokens a day.
136. Mini-Hipster	X		X		X	X	X			drops meat, makes you fight special scaling monsters
137. Pottery Barn Owl	X					X	X			hot aligned, drops volcanic ash
138. Hippo Ballerina	X			X	X			X	X	sleaze aligned
139. Knob Goblin Organ Grinder	X							X		drops pies
140. Piano Cat								X	X
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
141. Dramatic Hedgehog			X					X
142. Smiling Rat			X
143. Robot Reindeer	Sucks HP out of your foe...		X	X	X	... and injects it into you	X	X	X	depends on robot reindeer protocols
144. Holiday Log										Does nothing but gains weight in combat
146. Obtuse Angel									X	gives special combat skills and may drop special arrows after battle
148. Li'l Xenomorph	Only on the moons		X						with tiny top hat and cane equipped	Drops up to 5 transporter transponders a day.
149. Dataspider	Takes HP from enemies...						... to restore your MP			randomizes enemy images
150. Pair of Stomping Boots	X								X	Occasionally allows use of Release the Boots Gives free runaways
Familiar	hurts foe	hurts you	gives stats	de-lvl foe	tangles foe	gives HP	gives MP	+ Meat	+ Items	special ability
151. Feral Kobold	X
152. Fancypants Scarecrow										Abilities depend upon pants equipped
154. Bloovian Groose			X					X		Occasionally drops groose grease
155. Blavious Kloop								X	X	Occasionally drops devilish folio
156. Peppermint Rhino									X	Item drop bonus is 1*wt fairy, Candy drop bonus is 2*wt fairy
157. Tickle-Me Emilio	X			X	X	X	X	During combat		Cocoabo / Volleyball combo.