Familiar abilities

Below is a table that gives a very cursory overview of familiar abilities.

• X: The familiar is capable of that ability (sometimes under certain conditions)
• E: The familiar is capable of that ability with specific equipment

Familiar	Attacks	Hinders You	+Stats	Delevel	Trip	+HP	+MP	+Meat	+Items	Special Drops	Under- water	Special
Mosquito	X					X						Needed to defeat a naughty familiar
Leprechaun								X
Levitating Potato					X							Needed to defeat a naughty familiar
Angry Goat	X/X											Needed to defeat a naughty familiar
Sabre-Toothed Lime	X											Needed to defeat a naughty familiar
Fuzzy Dice	X	X			X	X	X	X
Spooky Pirate Skeleton	X			X
Barrrnacle				X							X	Needed to defeat a naughty familiar
Howling Balloon Monkey	X						X					Only at 11 pounds or higher
Stab Bat	X	X
Grue	X
Blood-Faced Volleyball			X
Ghuol Whelp						X	X
Baby Gravy Fairy									X
Cocoabo	X			X	X	X	X	X				Cocoabos also occasionally have a LIMIT BREAK!, this incresses the effectiveness of the next move it uses in that round
Star Starfish	X						X					Needed to pass A Perplexing Door
Hovering Sombrero			X
Ghost Pickle on a Stick	X			X
Killer Bee	X	X	X									Small muscle stat only
Whirling Maple Leaf	X						X
Coffee Pixie								X	X
Cheshire Bat			X					X
Jill-O-Lantern	X/X		X
Hand Turkey	X							X
Crimbo Elf	X								X
Hanukkimbo Dreidl	X				X		X	X
Baby Yeti	X						X
Feather Boa Constrictor	X				X			X
Emo Squid				X	X						X
Personal Raincloud	X		X	X		X	X
Clockwork Grapefruit	X
MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	X/X
Flaming Gravy Fairy	X/X								X
Frozen Gravy Fairy	X								X
Stinky Gravy Fairy	X								X
Spooky Gravy Fairy	X								X
Inflatable Dodecapede	X											Gets less powerful as it gains weight
Pygmy Bugbear Shaman			X						X			Does both at the cost of your MP
Doppelshifter	E	E	E	E	E	E	E	E	E	E	E	Shifts its shape into a random other familiar every fight
Attention-Deficit Demon								X	X
Cymbal-Playing Monkey			X					X
Temporal Riftlet				X	X							Occasionally gives extra Adventures
Sweet Nutcracker	X											Occasionally buffs you
Pet Rock												Does nothing but gains weight in combat
Snowy Owl	X
Teddy Bear	X											Absorbs damage at the cost of weight
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	X			X	X	X	X	X				Occasionally gives toast
Sleazy Gravy Fairy	X								X
Wild Hare			X			X	X	X	X			Gives some extra adventures at rollover and prevents getting Beaten Up in combat
Wind-up Chattering Teeth	X
Spirit Hobo	X		X				X					Starfish when given booze.
Astral Badger	X									X		Drops up to 5 astral mushrooms a day.
Comma Chameleon	E	E	E	E	E	E	E	E	E	E	E	Transforms into any other familiar when fed its equipment.
Misshapen Animal Skeleton	X/X			X
Scary Death Orb	X	X
Jitterbug								X	X
Nervous Tick			X					X
Reassembled Blackbird												Needed to find The Black Market
Origami Towel Crane					X							Absorbs damage at the cost of weight
Ninja Snowflake	X
Evil Teddy Bear	X											Blocks their attacks at the cost of weight
Toothsome Rock												Does nothing but gains weight in combat
Ancient Yuletide Troll			X			X	X			X		Occasionally drops disintegrating sheet music
Dandy Lion	E					X	X		X			Only attacks when you have a whip equipped; Cowers in fear with a safarrri hat equipped
O.A.F.												Reduces stat gains, takes away MP, removes effects, forces you to attack with weapon instead of using skills/items, randomly autosells dropped items and displays a variety of useless messages
Penguin Goodfella	X		X	X						X		Occasionally drops Goodfella contracts
Jumpsuited Hound Dog									X			Also increases Combat Frequency
Green Pixie	X								X	X		Drops up to 5 tiny bottles of absinthe a day.
Ragamuffin Imp	X
Exotic Parrot												Gives elemental resistances.
Wizard Action Figure	X		X	X		X			X
Gluttonous Green Ghost	X		X				X					Starfish when given Food.
Casagnova Gnome								X	X
Hunchbacked Minion			X					X
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	X		X	X	X		X					Gives humorous stat buffs
Bulky Buddy Box												Has cake.
Teddy Borg												Absorbs damage at the cost of weight
RoboGoose	X	X		X	X	X						Occasionally gives robotronic eggs
El Vibrato Megadrone	X			X	X	X						Increases weapon damage Ability depends on punchcard
Mad Hatrack	E		E	E	E	E	E	E	E			Abilities depend upon hat equipped
Adorable Seal Larva	X					X	E					Is stronger when used by a Seal Clubber
Untamed Turtle			E		X							Is stronger when used by a Turtle Tamer
Animated Macaroni Duck	X			E			X					Is stronger when used by a Pastamancer
Pet Cheezling						X	X	E				Is stronger when used by a Sauceror
Autonomous Disco Ball	X			X			E					Is stronger when used by a Disco Bandit
Mariachi Chihuahua	X		E	X								Is stronger when used by a Accordion Thief
Hobo Monkey								X				Occasionally steals Meat in combat
Llama Lama			X	X						X		Drops up to 5 llama lama gongs a day.
Cotton Candy Carnie					X	X	X			X		Sometimes drops cotton candy healing items
Disembodied Hand	X											Damage depend upon one-handed weapon equipped
Black Cat												Reduces stat gains, takes away MP, removes effects, forces you to attack with weapon instead of using skills/items, randomly destroys dropped items
Uniclops			X					X
Psychedelic Bear								X	X
Baby Mutant Rattlesnake	X		X									Attacks poison enemy
Mutant Fire Ant	X								X			Attacks poison enemy
Mutant Cactus Bud	X							X				Attacks poison enemy
Mutant Gila Monster	X					X	X					Attacks poison enemy
Cuddlefish					X	X	X				X	Works better underwater
Sugar Fruit Fairy			X						X	X		Also drops candied fruit
Imitation Crab	X										X	Works better underwater
Pair of Ragged Claws	X			X
Magic Dragonfish											X	Works better underwater Increases spell damage
Frumious Bandersnatch			X									Reacts to combat skills Free runaways with The Ode to Booze active
Midget Clownfish	X						X				X	Works better underwater
Syncopated Turtle									X			Allows high-level Turtle Taming
Grinning Turtle			X									Allows high-level Turtle Taming
Purse Rat			X									Stat increase is by +ML
Wereturtle	X
Baby Sandworm			X							X		Drops up to 5 bottles of agua de vida a day
Slimeling							X		X	X		Drops slime stacks if fed gear made from meat stacks
He-Boulder	X		X		X	X	X	X	X			Special combat bonuses occur on major attacks only.
Rock Lobster	X						X			X	X	Drops floaty sand. Works better underwater
Grouper Groupie									X		X
Urchin Urchin								X			X
Squamous Gibberer					X	X	X				X	Gives some extra adventures at rollover. Works better underwater
Dancing Frog								X	X		E	Must have amphibious tophat to work underwater
Chauvinist Pig			X					X
Stocking Mimic	X			X	X	X	X	X		X		Gains weight by eating candy, drops special candies
Snow Angel	X						X					cold aligned
Jack-in-the-Box			X						X			acts every 3rd combat it's used
BRICKO chick	X									X		drops BRICKO bricks
Baby Bugged Bugbear			X		X	X	X	X	X	X		CLEESHes monsters Drops bugged items
Underworld Bonsai	X						X
Rogue Program	X				E		X			X		Drops up to 5 Game Grid tokens a day.
Mini-Hipster	X		X		X	X	X	X				Produces meat, makes you fight special scaling monsters
Pottery Barn Owl	X					X	X			X		Drops volcanic ash
Hippo Ballerina	X			X	X			X	X			sleaze aligned
Knob Goblin Organ Grinder	X							X		X		drops pies
Piano Cat								X	X
Dramatic Hedgehog			X					X
Smiling Rat			X
Robot Reindeer	X		X	X	X	X	X	X	X			depends on robot reindeer protocols
Holiday Log												Does nothing but gains weight in combat
Obtuse Angel									X	X		gives special combat skills and may drop special arrows after battle
Reconstituted Crow												Needed to find The Black Market in BHY
Li'l Xenomorph	X		X						E	X		Drops up to 5 transporter transponders a day.
Dataspider	X						X					randomizes enemy images
Pair of Stomping Boots	X								X			Occasionally allows use of Release the Boots Gives free runaways
Feral Kobold	X
Fancypants Scarecrow	E		E	E	E	E	E	E	E			Abilities depend upon pants equipped
Bloovian Groose			X					X		X		Drops up to 5 groose grease a day.
Blavious Kloop								X	X	X		Drops up to 5 devilish folio a day.
Peppermint Rhino									X			Item drop bonus is 1*wt fairy, Candy drop bonus is 2*wt fairy
Tickle-Me Emilio	X		X	X	X	X	X	X				Cocoabo / Volleyball combo.
Happy Medium			X									Boosts initiative and grants the ability to Siphon Spirits.
Artistic Goth Kid			X									Makes you fight special scaling monsters and gives extra PvP fights periodically.
Flaming Face	X
Reagnimated Gnome	X			X	X				X		E	Some abilities depend on equipment, can also give adventures
Hovering Skull	X		X
Mini-Skulldozer	X				X
Angry Jung Man								X	X	X		Drops psychoanalytic jars
Unconscious Collective			X					X		X		Drops spleen items
Nanorhino	X			X								Also gives buffs when charged
Oily Woim												Boosts initiative
Homemade Robot												Does nothing
MiniMechaElf	X
Gelatinous Cubeling				X					X	X		Drops low-level combat items, restorers, and special Dungeon drops
Adorable Space Buddy	X					X	X				X
Nosy Nose												Appears to olfact opponents
Mini-Adventurer	X		X	X	X	X	X	X	X			Varies based on class chosen for Adventurer
Mechanical Songbird									X	X		Works better in Dreadsylvania, drops eggs