Maximizing Monster Level

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As the Sombrero vs. Volleyball page shows, there is always a point in Monster Level where using a Hovering Sombrero will yield more stats than using a volleyball-type familiar. Thus, speed ascenders will wish to boost ML as much as possible.

Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Hat	Back	Shirt	Pants
Admiral's hat 50 (only versus skeletons) Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 20 The Crown of Ed the Undying (golden hyena) 20 Boris's Helm (askew) 15 + 5 lbs wolfskull mask 15 Crown of Thrones with an El Vibrato Megadrone in it 10 Mer-kin headguard 10 spiky turtle helmet 8	Buddy Bjorn with an El Vibrato Megadrone in it 10 Porcelain pelerine 10 smoker's cloak 10 Bakelite backpack 10	Grimacite gown 0-50 Grimacite guayabera 0-50 hairshirt 0-50 Moonthril Cuirass 0-50 Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) 30 bod-ice (will disappear after rollover) 25 tunac (will disappear after rollover) 25 cane-mail shirt 20 red shirt 20 metal band T-shirt 15 hipposkin poncho 10 Stephen's lab coat 10	old patched suit-pants 40 Daisy's unclean bloomers 15 buoybottoms 7 troll britches 5
Mainhand	Offhand	Accessory	Outfit
The Landscaper's leafblower* 1-25 Depleted Grimacite hammer* 0-25 ice sickle 15 Truthsayer 12 iFlail 11 cheap plastic kazoo 10 dreadlock whip 10 hippo whip 10 rave whistle 10 serpentine sword 10 curmudgel 8	vinyl shield 25 optimal spreadsheet 20 card sleeve (Foil Ninja) 15 ice sickle 15 Truthsayer 12 iFlail 11 cheap plastic kazoo 10 dreadlock whip 10 hippo whip 10 rave whistle 10 fireproof megaphone 10 serpentine sword 10 snake shield 10 (with serpentine sword equipped)	Hand in Glove* 1 per Smithsness grants 5 Smithsness hockey stick of furious angry rage 30 over-the-shoulder Folder Holder* with folder (Jackass Plumber)* 25 Frown Exerciser* 0-25 astral belt* 20 bone spurs* 20 pearl diver's necklace* 20 stainless steel scarf* 20 tiny plastic four-shadowed mime* 20 C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 15 pearl diver's ring* 15 badge of authority* 10 grumpy old man charrrm bracelet* 7 broken clock 5 ring of aggravate monster 5 Tin star 5 tiny plastic trollipop 5	El Vibrato Relics 0-100 Brimstone 0-64 Furry Suit 5
Effects and buffs	Familiar	Familiar weight Effects and Buffs	Familiar equipment
Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance 2-60 Polonoia 50 Slimebreath 50 Digitally Converted 30 Unpopular 30 Manbait 30 Memory of Aggressiveness 30 Koyaaniskumquatsi 30 Bilious 25 Frosty 25 Grimace 25 Litterbug 25 Merry Smithsness 25 Smithsness‎ Assaulted with Pepper 20 Chihuahua Underfoot 20 WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA 20 Contemptible Emanations 20 Grulched 20 Lapdog 20 The Great Tit's Blessing 20 Ashen Burps 15 Fondid 15 Aykrophobia 15 Simply Irritable 15 Chill Out, Dog 10 Tortious 10 Extremely Poor Taste 10 Juiced and Jacked 10 Peppermint Twisted 10 Spangled Star 10 The Cupcake of Wrath 10 Mysteriously Handsome (female) 6 Eau D'enmity 5 Gelded 5 Mysteriously Handsome (male) 3 A Little Bit Evil 2	Purse Rat Weight/2 Baby Bugged Bugbear (w/balaclava) 20	She Ate Too Much Candy 1-25 lbs Meteor Showered 20 lbs Puzzle Champ 5-20 lbs Robot Friends 20 lbs Smart Drunk 20 lbs All Is Forgiven 10 lbs Bureaucratized 10 lbs Chorale of Companionship 10 lbs Crocodile Tear 10 lbs (Underwater only) Cold Hearted 1-10 lbs (does not stack with other love songs) Down With Chow 10 lbs Healthy Green Glow 10 lbs Hip to the Jive 10 lbs Human-Fish Hybrid 10 lbs Joy 10 lbs Open Heart Surgery 10 lbs Pajama Party 10 lbs Spirit of Galactic Unity 10 lbs Thanksgetting 10 lbs The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect 10 lbs Unbarking Dogs 10 lbs Whole Latte Love 10 lbs A Girl Named Sue 5 lbs Billiards Belligerence 5 lbs Black Tongue 5 lbs (does not stack with other tongues) Blue Swayed 1-5 lbs Boxing Day Glow 5 lbs ChibiChanged™ 5 lbs Cute Vision 5 lbs Empathy 5 lbs familiar.enq 5 lbs Greased-Up Familiar 5 lbs (Underwater only) Green Tongue 5 lbs (does not stack with other tongues) Heavy Petting 5 lbs Human-Machine Hybrid 5 lbs Kindly Resolve 5 lbs Loyal Tea 5 lbs Man's Worst Enemy 5 lbs Optimist Primal 5 lbs Over-Familiar With Dactyls 5 lbs Shrimpin' Ain't Easy 5 lbs Spookyravin' 5 lbs Squirming Like a Toad 5 lbs Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts 5 lbs Sweet Incentive 5 lbs Toothy Grin 5 lbs Turkey-Friendly 5 lbs Video... Games? 5 lbs Warm Shoulders 5 lbs Work For Hours a Week 5 lbs You Can Really Taste the Dormouse 5 lbs Phairly Pheromonal 4 lbs Beastly Flavor 3 lbs Bestial Sympathy 3 lbs Happy Salamander 3 lbs Heart of Green 3 lbs Souper Vengeful 3 lbs (Turtle Tamers only) Thanksgot 2 lbs	bugged balaclava 20 Disembodied Hand familiar with appropriate weapon equipped 3-15 annoying pitchfork 5 flaming familiar doppelgänger 5 astral pet sweater 10 lbs sugar shield 10 lbs tiny cell phone 5 (10 lbs)
Passive skills, non-buff skills and others
Song of Cockiness 30 Overconfident 30 Mind-Control Device, Heartbreaker's Hotel 0-11 detuned radio, The Annoy-o-Tron 5000 0-10 Drescher's Annoying Noise 10 Pride of the Puffin 10 Provare Compasione Per El Sciocco 5 Amphibian Sympathy 5 lbs Leash of Linguini 5 lbs

Outfits

	El Vibrato Relics		Brimstone		Custom (all optional)
Hat	El Vibrato helmet (with 10 El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes))	0	Brimstone Beret	0	The Crown of Ed the Undying (golden hyena)	20
Pants	El Vibrato leg guards	0	Brimstone Boxers	0	old patched suit-pants	40
Weapon	El Vibrato energy spear	0	Brimstone Bludgeon	0	ice sickle	15
Off-hand			Brimstone Bunker	0	vinyl shield	25
Accessory 1	hockey stick of furious angry rage (optional)	30	Brimstone Brooch	0	hockey stick of furious angry rage	30
Accessory 2	hockey stick of furious angry rage (optional)	30	Brimstone Bracelet	0	hockey stick of furious angry rage	30
Accessory 3	hockey stick of furious angry rage (optional)	30	hockey stick of furious angry rage (optional)	30	Hand in Glove	5
Outfit bonus	El Vibrato Relics	100	Brimstone	64		0
mandatory Buffs		0		0	Merry Smithsness	25
Total		190		94		190

Notes

• Currently, the only familiars which can increase monster level are the Purse Rat, the Baby Bugged Bugbear (with the bugged balaclava equipped for +20), and the Disembodied Hand with a +ML weapon equipped.
• The Brimstone gear provides variable +ML depending on the number of distinct pieces worn (+2ⁿ ML for n pieces).
• The Hand in Glove's +ML enchantment is equal to your Smithsness level. The Glove by itself provides 5 Smithsness.
• There is a set of Slime Hates It items that increase monster level as well, but only in the Slime Tube.

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