Maximizing Your Stat Gains from Fights

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This page will list both those items which directly increase experience gains from fights, and those that increase Monster Level, increasing stat gains by 0.33 for every 1ML increased, or about 1 stat for every 3ML increased.

Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Familiar	Hat	Shirt	Pants
Weight Volleyball 1 +2.2 5 +3 10 +4 15 +5 20 +6 25 +7 30 +8 35 +9 40 +10 45 +11	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 6.6 (20ML) Boris's Helm (askew) 4.95 (15ML) +5 lbs wolfskull mask 4.95 (15 ML) Mer-kin headguard 3.3 (10 ML) Spooky Putty mitre 3 Crown of Thrones with a Smiling Rat in it 3 googly-star hat 3 mus googly-ball hat 3 mys googly-heart hat 3 mox spangly sombrero 3 mox extra-large palm-frond toupee 2 Helm of the Scream Emperor 2 spiky turtle helmet 2.64 (8ML)	Grimacite gown 0-16.5 (0-50ML) Grimacite guayabera 0-16.5 (0-50ML) hairshirt 0-16.5 (0-50ML) Moonthril Cuirass 0-16.5 (0-50ML) Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) 10 (30ML) cane-mail shirt 6.6 (20ML) metal band T-shirt 4.95 (15 ML) astral shirt 3 Sugar shirt 3 hipposkin poncho 3.3 (10ML) goth kid t-shirt 1.65 (5ML)	old patched suit-pants 13.2 (40ML) troll britches 2.65 (5ML+1 stat) Pantsgiving 2 buoybottoms 2.31 (7ML) floral-print skirt 1.65 (5ML)
Mainhand	Offhand	Accessory	Familiar equipment
Staff of the Woodfire 10 mys Underworld flail* 10 mox Underworld truncheon* 10 mus The Landscaper's leafblower* 0.25-8.25 (1-25ML) Depleted Grimacite hammer* 0-8.25 (0-25ML) Scratch 'n' sniff crossbow with 3 apple stickers 6 ice sickle 4.95 (15ML) Truthsayer 3.96 (12ML) cheap plastic kazoo 3.3 (10ML) dreadlock whip 3.3 (10ML) hippo whip 3.3 (10ML) rave whistle 3.3 (10ML) serpentine sword 3.3 (10ML) Bottle-rocket crossbow when Fire Orange Bottle-Rocket is selected 3 flaming juggler's balls 2 ocarina of space* 2 Saucepanic 2 mys witty rapier 2 mys	vinyl shield 8.25 (25ML) optimal spreadsheet 6.6 (20 ML) naughty fortune teller 0-5 (Higher substat bonus for quicker kills) ice sickle 4.95 (15ML) bowl of petunias 4 Truthsayer 3.96 (12ML) cheap plastic kazoo 3.3 (10ML) dreadlock whip 3.3 (10ML) hippo whip 3.3 (10ML) rave whistle 3.3 (10ML) serpentine sword 3.3 (10ML) snake shield 3.3 (10ML) (with serpentine sword equipped) ice baby 3 Bottle-rocket crossbow when Fire Orange Bottle-Rocket is selected 3 Operation Patriot Shield 3 pilgrim shield 3 ball-in-a-cup 2 mys flaming juggler's balls 2 handmade hobby horse 2 mus Saucepanic 2 mys set of jacks 2 mox witty rapier 2 mys	snow belt* (will disappear after rollover) 5 mus 5 mys 5 mox HOA zombie eyes* 10 hockey stick of furious angry rage 9.9 (30ML) Frown Exerciser* 0-8.25 (0-25ML) bone spurs* 6.6 (20ML) astral belt* 6.6 (20ML) stainless steel scarf* 6.6 (20ML) tiny plastic four-shadowed mime* 6.6 (20ML) pearl diver's necklace* 6.6 (20ML) C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 4.95 (15ML) pearl diver's ring* 4.95 (15 ML) Loathing Legion necktie* 4 badge of authority* 3.3 (10ML) Caveman Dan's favorite rock* 3 mus shining halo* 3 (when unarmed) V for Vivala mask 1-3 per fight (+4 more if the finishing blow is a critical hit) Juju Mojo Mask 2 per fight (+3 more to one stat if one of the 3 intrinsics were activated) grumpy old man charrrm bracelet* 2.31 (7ML) broken clock 1.65 (5ML) ring of aggravate monster 1.65 (5ML) paperclip-on tie* 1 Radio KoL Antenna Ball 1 cement sandals* 1 mus night-vision goggles* 1 mox	Disembodied Hand familiar with appropriate weapon equipped 1-6 bugged balaclava 6.6 (20ML) wax lips 3 little box of fireworks 5 lbs+1.5 (3 stats, 50% of the time) Mayflower bouquet 5 lbs+1.25 (5 stats, 25% of the time) annoying pitchfork 1.65 (5ML) flaming familiar doppelgänger 1.65 (5ML) astral pet sweater 10 lbs sugar shield 10 lbs tiny cell phone 10 lbs
Outfit	Effects and buffs	Familiar weight Effects and Buffs	Passive skills, non-buff skills and others
El Vibrato Relics 0-33 (0-100 ML) Blasphemous Bedizenment 0-21.12 (0-64 ML) Furry Suit 1.65 (5ML)	Cereal Killer 200 Over the Ocean 0-100 The HeyDezebound Heart 0-100 The Royal We 25-50 Love songs 1-23 of either mus,mox or mys depending on which song is used in combat and damage done upon use. Summon Party Favor 1-23 of either mus,mox or mys depending on which favor is used in combat and damage done upon use. Full-Body Tan +X mox (X is equal to players level) buff can only be generated on Generic Summer Holiday Heavily Breathing +X mus (X is equal to players level) buff can only be generated on Generic Summer Holiday Marco Polarity +X mys (X is equal to players level) buff can only be generated on Generic Summer Holiday Slimebreath 16.5 (50ML) Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance 0.5-19.8 (2-60ML) Full of Wist Varies (Substat gain is equal to player level capped at 11) Grrrrrrreat! 10 mus Oh Snap 10 mox Powdered 10 mys Digitally Converted 9.9 (30ML) Koyaaniskumquatsi 9.9 (30ML) Memory of Aggressiveness 9.9 (30ML) Unpopular 9.9 (30ML) Bilious 8.25 (25ML) Grimace 8.25 (25ML) Litterbug 8.25 (25ML) Proficient Pressure 8 Assaulted with Pepper 6.6 (20ML) Chihuahua Underfoot 6.6 (20ML) Contemptible Emanations 6.6 (20ML) Grulched 6.6 (20ML) Lapdog 6.6 (20ML) The Great Tit's Blessing 6.6 (20ML) Phoenix, Right? 6 Pie in the Sky 6 (2 mus,2 mys, 2 mox) Crimbo Nostalgia 5 Play a Guitar Solo 5 Moon'd 5 Purple Reign 0-5 mys Cinnamon Challenger 0-5 mox Orange Crusher 0-5 mus Inebriate Pride 0-4 Fondid 4.95 (15ML) Simply Irritable 4.95 (15ML) Extremely Poor Taste 3.3 (10ML) Juiced and Jacked 3.3 (10ML) Peppermint Twisted 3.3 (10ML) Spangled Star 3.3 (10ML) The Cupcake of Wrath 3.3 (10ML) 2 Hearts, 1 Mind 3 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude 1 mus 1 mys 1 mox Black Tongue 3 Feet of Grapefruit 3 mys Feet of Strawberry 3 mox Feet of Watermelon 3 mus Good with the Ladies 3 Libra Rising 1 mus 1 mys 1 mox Liquid Courage 3 Memento Moiré 3 No Worries 3 Orange Tongue 3 Shiny Happy Cupcake 3 Stopping to Smell the Flowers 3 The Halls of Moxiousness 3 mox The Halls of Muscularity 3 mus The Halls of Mysticality 3 mys Turtle Titters 3 Big Veiny Brain 2 Papowerful 2 Brilliant Resolve 2 mys Irresistible Resolve 2 mox Strong Resolve 2 mus Mysteriously Handsome (female) 1.98 (6ML) Eau D'enmity 1.98 (5ML) Gelded 1.98 (5ML) Heart of White 1 Buff as a Baobab 20% to all mus gains Everything's Zen 20% to all mys gains Pharmaceutically Cool 20% to all mox gains Muscle Unbound 5% to all mus gains Thaumodynamic 5% to all mys gains So Fresh and So Clean 5% to all mox gains	She Ate Too Much Candy 1-25 lbs Meteor Showered 20 lbs Puzzle Champ 5-20 lbs Robot Friends 20 lbs Smart Drunk 20 lbs All Is Forgiven 10 lbs Bureaucratized 10 lbs Chorale of Companionship 10 lbs Crocodile Tear 10 lbs (Underwater only) Cold Hearted 1-10 lbs (does not stack with other love songs) Down With Chow 10 lbs Healthy Green Glow 10 lbs Hip to the Jive 10 lbs Human-Fish Hybrid 10 lbs Joy 10 lbs Open Heart Surgery 10 lbs Pajama Party 10 lbs Spirit of Galactic Unity 10 lbs Thanksgetting 10 lbs The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect 10 lbs Unbarking Dogs 10 lbs Whole Latte Love 10 lbs A Girl Named Sue 5 lbs Billiards Belligerence 5 lbs Black Tongue 5 lbs (does not stack with other tongues) Blue Swayed 1-5 lbs Boxing Day Glow 5 lbs ChibiChanged™ 5 lbs Cute Vision 5 lbs Empathy 5 lbs familiar.enq 5 lbs Greased-Up Familiar 5 lbs (Underwater only) Green Tongue 5 lbs (does not stack with other tongues) Heavy Petting 5 lbs Human-Machine Hybrid 5 lbs Kindly Resolve 5 lbs Loyal Tea 5 lbs Man's Worst Enemy 5 lbs Optimist Primal 5 lbs Over-Familiar With Dactyls 5 lbs Shrimpin' Ain't Easy 5 lbs Spookyravin' 5 lbs Squirming Like a Toad 5 lbs Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts 5 lbs Sweet Incentive 5 lbs Toothy Grin 5 lbs Turkey-Friendly 5 lbs Video... Games? 5 lbs Warm Shoulders 5 lbs Work For Hours a Week 5 lbs You Can Really Taste the Dormouse 5 lbs Phairly Pheromonal 4 lbs Beastly Flavor 3 lbs Bestial Sympathy 3 lbs Happy Salamander 3 lbs Heart of Green 3 lbs Souper Vengeful 3 lbs (Turtle Tamers only) Thanksgot 2 lbs	No Worries 3 Mind-Control Device, Heartbreaker's Hotel 0-3.63 (0-11ML) detuned radio, The Annoy-o-Tron 5000 0-3.3 (0-10ML) Drescher's Annoying Noise 3.3 (10 ML) Provare Compasione Per El Sciocco 1.65 (5ML) Amphibian Sympathy 5 lbs Leash of Linguini 5 lbs

Notes

• A Hovering Sombrero may provide more stats than a Blood-Faced Volleyball. See Sombrero vs. Volleyball for more details.

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