The Palindome

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The Palindome is found in The Nearby Plains. It only appears if you have a Talisman o' Nam equipped.

The Palindome consists of three zones:

• The Palindome itself
• Dr. Awkward's Office
• Mr. Alarm's Office

If you have a Talisman o' Nam somehow but have not read your father's MacGuffin diary, you cannot adventure here.

A primary stat of {{{3}}} is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!

(It is recommended that you have at least {{{3}}} <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

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Bob Racecar -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: a butt tuba, ketchup hound, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, folder (D-Team), "I Love Me, Vol. I"q, photograph of a dogq Meat Drop: 96-144 Monster Level: 138 • Substat Gain: 34.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 148 Monster Defense: 129 Hit Points: 139 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

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Drab Bard -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: drab sonata, guitar pick, olive, "I Love Me, Vol. I"q, accordionoid roccaa, glass of warm milkm Meat Drop: 64-96 Monster Level: 136 • Substat Gain: 34 • Moxie for No Hit*: 146 Monster Defense: 124 Hit Points: 170 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None

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Evil Olive -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of gin, jumbo olive, olive Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 145 • Substat Gain: 36.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 155 Monster Defense: 130 Hit Points: 140 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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Flock of Stab-bats -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bat wing, batblade, batgut Meat Drop: 128-192 Monster Level: 155 • Substat Gain: 38.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 165 Monster Defense: 133 Hit Points: 155 Initiative: 90 Elemental Alignment: None

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Racecar Bob -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: enormous belt buckle, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, ketchup hound, folder (D-Team), "I Love Me, Vol. I"q, photograph of a dogq Meat Drop: 96-144 Monster Level: 144 • Substat Gain: 36 • Moxie for No Hit*: 154 Monster Defense: 124 Hit Points: 139 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

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Taco Cat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cat appendix, catgut, taco shell, bit of wilted lettuceb Meat Drop: 80-120 Monster Level: 139 • Substat Gain: 34.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 149 Monster Defense: 131 Hit Points: 145 Initiative: 30 Elemental Alignment: None

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Tan Gnat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif"), gnatwing, suntan lotion of moxiousness, glass of gnat milkm Meat Drop: 16-24 Monster Level: 136 • Substat Gain: 34 • Moxie for No Hit*: 146 Monster Defense: 127 Hit Points: 128 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures (Pre-Awkward)

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Rod Nevada, Vendor
	Accept (500 Meat): Obtain photograph of a red nugget and lose 500 Meat. Decline: Nothing.(Does not cost an adventure). Note: Becomes a one-time adventure if you purchase the photograph of a red nugget. Note: A superlikely adventure.

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Last Egg Gets Al
	Item Drops: photograph of an ostrich egg Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

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Do Geese See God?
	Buy the photograph (500 Meat): Obtain a photograph of God and lose 500 Meat. Decline: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.) Note: Becomes a one-time adventure if you purchase the photograph of god. Note: A superlikely adventure.

Non-combat Adventures (Post-Awkward)

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No sir, away! A papaya war is on!
	Dive into the bunker: Obtain 3 papayas Leap into the fray!: Gain roughly 1*<main stat> to all stats (max 300) and lose 3 papayas or lose 60-68 HP (if you don't have at least 3 papayas). Give the men a pep talk: Gain roughly 1*<main stat> to all stats (max 100).

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Sun at Noon, Tan Us
	A little while: Gain 1*<main stat> in Roguishness ±0-4 (max 250). A medium while: Gain 10 adventures of Sunburned or gain roughly 1.5*<main stat> in Roguishness (max 350). A long while: Gain 10 adventures of Sunburned.

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A Pre-War Dresser Drawer, Pa!
	Look in the drawer: Without Torso Awaregness, gain 200-300 Meat. With Torso Awaregness, obtain Ye Olde Navy Fleece. Ignawer the drawer: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.)

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Denim Axes Examined
	Sure!: Lose a rubber axe, obtain a denim axe. No Thanks.: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.) Note: Only occurs with a rubber axe in your inventory.

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Flee to me, remote elf!
	Item Drops: Elf Farm Raffle ticket Note: Will not occur with an Elf Farm Raffle ticket already in your inventory.

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Strategy: Get Arts
	Effects: Paw swap (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

Notes

• Each of the quest superlikelies (Rod Nevada, Vendor, Last Egg Gets Al, Do Geese See God?) are rolled for sequentially, in a random order, before moving on to C/NC roll. So your odds of getting a superlikely are higher the more of them that are still available.
• All the other non-superlikely non-combat adventures are not encountered until after you defeat Dr. Awkward.

References

• The name of this location references a palindrome, a sentence or phrase that is identical when spelled backwards. All of the adventure titles here are or contain palindromes.

History

• The Palindome was slightly revamped on February 28, 2014. It turned into a larger zone with two sub-zones replacing the two former Quest for the Holy MacGuffin-related non-combat adventures. In addition, all the non-quest related non-adventures were made not encounterable until Dr. Awkward has been defeated. The zone ID used to be 119, and if you try to adventure there, you'll notice the name has been changed to "The Palindome (OLD)". The image for the Palindome also changed:

• The Palindome was revised on February 20, 2007. Retired adventures can be seen here.