The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.

Choice adventure number: 1222

The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.

Hey! A Tunnel of Love! Those are fun, because the little "horror" scenes they put in them are usually really clunky and weird.

I wonder why they acronym-ized "LOVE", though? Eh, it's probably just like that weird thing people do where they put handclap emojis between every word of a tweet for emphasis. That seat seems a little tight for two people, but that's probably just to enhance the romance. Might as well jump in that weird little electric cart and let's go!

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Enter the Tunnel

• Leads to L.O.V. Entrance

If you are beaten up, instead:

You don't think you are feeling up to a trip through the Tunnel. Maybe if you rested and came back?

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Leave

You look plaintively at the Tunnel before turning around and walking away.

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• If you've already visited the tunnel today:

You've already gone through the Tunnel once today -- Repeat trips are not allowed for health and safety reasons. Come back tomorrow!

Leave

You look plaintively at the Tunnel before turning around and walking away.

Summary

The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. consists of several non-combats in sequence, which do not consume adventures.

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L.O.V. Entrance

Fight the Enforcer: Fight the LOV Enforcer, then advance to L.O.V. Equipment Room LOV Enforcer -- (edit metadata) Item Drops: LOV Elixir #3 Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+5 • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+5 Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+5 Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 75% physical, 25% elemental Sneak around the Enforcer: Skip combat, advance to L.O.V. Equipment Room

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L.O.V. Equipment Room
	Take the cardigan: Acquire LOV Eardigan, then advance to L.O.V. Engine Room Take the epaulettes: Acquire LOV Epaulettes, then advance to L.O.V. Engine Room Take the earrings: Acquire LOV Earrings, then advance to L.O.V. Engine Room Take nothing: Advance to L.O.V. Engine Room Note: Removes Beaten Up and restores all HP and MP.

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L.O.V. Engine Room

Fight the Engineer: Fight the LOV Engineer, then advance to L.O.V. Emergency Room LOV Engineer -- (edit metadata) Item Drops: LOV Elixir #6 Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+5 • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+5 Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+5 Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 25% physical, 75% elemental Sneak around the Engineer: Skip combat, advance to L.O.V. Emergency Room

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L.O.V. Emergency Room
	Get a Lovebotamy: Acquire 50 turns of Lovebotamy, then advance to L.O.V. Elbow Room Get Open Heart Surgery: Acquire 50 turns of Open Heart Surgery, then advance to L.O.V. Elbow Room Get Wandering Eye Surgery: Acquire 50 turns of Wandering Eye Surgery, then advance to L.O.V. Elbow Room Avoid the surgery bots: Advance to L.O.V. Elbow Room Note: Removes Beaten Up and restores all HP and MP.

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L.O.V. Elbow Room

Fight the Equivocator: Fight the LOV Equivocator, then advance to L.O.V. Emporium LOV Equivocator -- (edit metadata) Item Drops: LOV Elixir #9p Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+5 • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+5 Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+5 Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 500 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 50% physical, 50% elemental Sneak around the Equivocator: Skip combat, advance to L.O.V. Emporium

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L.O.V. Emporium

Take a boomerang: Acquire LOV Enamorang Take a toy dart gun: Acquire LOV Emotionizer Take the chocolate: Acquire LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate Take the flowers: Acquire LOV Echinacea Bouquet Take the plush elephant: Acquire LOV Elephant Take the toast?: Acquire 2 pieces of toast Take nothing: If you have skipped all the fights and taken no items, advance to L.O.V. Exit Note: The option to take the toast only appears if you have a Space Jellyfish in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium

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L.O.V. Exit
	Leave: Make an entry in the logbook (and maybe acquire 3 LOV Entrance Passes) Just leave: Leave without making an entry Note: After entering the correct word, the data entry pad is replaced by an empty wall. The adventure is not reset on ascension.

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Notes

• Occurs when visiting the Tunnel of L.O.V.E. from the Wrong Side of the Tracks after permanently unlocking it using a Heart-shaped crate, or unlocking it for one day by using the LOV Entrance Pass.
• Only 3 LOV Entrance Passes can be ever acquired by an account.
• CAN be fought when overdrunk.