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He hits you with a mini-crossbow-bolt. It's like acupuncture, but more painful. {{ouch|6}} | He hits you with a mini-crossbow-bolt. It's like acupuncture, but more painful. {{ouch|6}} | ||
He leaps over your head and punches you right in the skull-dome. Dag. {{ouch|6}} | |||
He kicks you with a miniboss boot, and it hurts about as badly as a boss boot. {{ouch|6}} | |||
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He tries to be the boss of you, but can only be the mini-boss of you. | He tries to be the boss of you, but can only be the mini-boss of you. | ||
He kicks at you with his mini-boot, but doesn't land the kick. | |||
He does a flip over your head. Impressive, but not effective. | |||
He slices at you with his mini-sword, but it's too small to connect. | |||
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|fumble= | |fumble= | ||
Revision as of 14:46, 6 February 2013
| Video Game Miniboss | |
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| Monster ID | 1330 |
| Locations | The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+3 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+3 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | 4 GIPDP items |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting Viciousforbidden the GrindbringerAs you enter %level%, there is a roar of laughter, and a giant armored monster appears out of nowhere with a bang! of displaced air. "Prepare to die, %heroname%!" he shouts. "That's not my name," you say, "but whatever, I guess. Are you %bossname%?"
"No, that is my master. I am... %minibossname%!"
"Oh, you're like a miniboss or something?"
"I don't like the term 'miniboss'. It's demeaning," he frowns.
"How about 'rank-challenged'?"
He rolls his eyes. "Ugh. Look, let's just fight, okay?"
You've barely set foot in <level name> when <Miniboss> appears with a roar. "<Boss Name> has decreed your death, <Hero Name>!" he shouts.
"Who?" you ask.
"Insolence! You claim not to recognize the name of <Boss Name>, <terror> of <place> and <terror> of <place>?"
"No," you say, "I mean, who's '<Hero Name>'?"
As you enter <level name>, a deep rumbling laughter shakes the scenery, and the horrifying phantasm known only as <Miniboss> appears before you. "You will not survive to trouble my master, <Hero Name>!" he shrieks. "I'll destroy you myself!"
"I think you've got the wrong guy..." you say, but he's already attacking.
Hit Message(s):
He stabs you with a mini-spear. Or possibly just a toothpick. Either way, it hurts. Eek! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Ooh! Eek!
He slashes you with a mini-sword. So, y'know, a knife. Ugh! Argh! Argh! Eek! Ow! Ugh!
He sweeps your legs out from under you and you land with a crunch on your tailbone. Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Oof!
He punches you with some brass knuckles. When he gets promoted maybe they'll give him some silver ones. Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ow!
He hits you with a mini-crossbow-bolt. It's like acupuncture, but more painful. Ow! Argh! Ugh! Argh! Eek! Ow!
He leaps over your head and punches you right in the skull-dome. Dag. Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ooh!
He kicks you with a miniboss boot, and it hurts about as badly as a boss boot. Ooh! Argh! Eek! Ow! Argh! Ow!
not known
He pokes you with a mini-spear, but hits a relaxing pressure point.
He tries to shoot you with a mini-gun, but you offer him mini-doughnuts if he doesn't.
He pummels you with his mini-mace, but it's too light to bruise you.
He tries to be the boss of you, but can only be the mini-boss of you.
He kicks at you with his mini-boot, but doesn't land the kick.
He does a flip over your head. Impressive, but not effective.
He slices at you with his mini-sword, but it's too small to connect.
not known
 | You acquire... something. |
Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon, Level 2 or 3 (Are level 1 minibosses possible?).
Notes
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
- Names follow the pattern of: ?
- Introductions are listed above.
- Images are randomly any of the following:
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- Will drop up to 2 of each of the 2 items selected to drop on the level.
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