User:Kazim/Strategy

The strategies on this page are for my personal reference only. I've been taking notes in a very haphazard fashion, and I'd like to have one location that I can access from any computer. If you would like to criticize the contents, please feel free to strike up a conversation on the talk page.

Pre-ascension shopping list

Before any ascension, try to be stocked with the following disposable items, from crafting or from the mall if necessary:

1. 15 chow meins or hi meins of each stat (see consumption reference, below)
2. 20 drinks of each stat, of which at least 5 are Superhuman Cocktailcrafting drinks
3. Disassembled meatcar
4. 3-5 of each of the following (only need one, but keep extras around in case you forget to stock up on some runs)
   • Black lotus
   • Chef-in-the-box
   • Meat maid
   • Cottage
   • Flaming mushroom, Frozen mushroom, Stinky mushroom (for muscle sign runs, if you want)
   • Enchanted bean
   • Insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito
   • Sorceress items: baseball, meat vortex, sonar-in-a-biscuit, photoprotoneutron torpedo, barbed-wire fence, razor-sharp can lid, frigid ninja stars, NG, spider web, chaos butterfly, disease
5. 9 of the following (need multiples of this resource):
   • Sonar-in-a-biscuit
   • Asbestos ore
   • Linoleum ore
   • Chrome ore
   • 668 scroll
   • 30669 scroll (optional for stat script)
   • 64067 scroll

Consumption quick reference

Chows

• muscle foods: hot hi mein, cold hi mein, knob sausage chow mein
• mysticality foods: spooky hi mein, stinky hi mein, bat wing chow mein
• moxie foods: sleazy hi mein, rat appendix chow mein

Superhuman drinks

Drinks from Superhuman Cocktailcrafting that have the highest yield:

Class	Drink	Ingredients
Muscle	Mon Tiki	rum, lemon, coconut shell
Muscle	teqiwila slammer	tequila, lemon, coconut shell
Moxie	Mae West	whiskey, strawberry, magical ice cubes
Moxie	prussian cathouse	wine, strawberry, magical ice cubes
Mysticality	gimlet	gin, soda water, little paper umbrella
Mysticality	yellow brick road	vodka, soda water, little paper umbrella

Advanced drinks

Sometimes I feel like SHC drinks aren't cost effective unless you really need the stats in the beginning of the game -- although I can be convinced otherwise. Just for reference, here are Drinks from Advanced Cocktailcrafting that have the highest yield:

Class	Drink	Ingredients
Muscle	slip 'n' slide	vodka, orange, coconut shell
Muscle	fuzzbump	whiskey, lemon, coconut shell
Moxie	rockin' wagon	vodka, olive, magical ice cubes
Moxie	perpendicular hula	rum, strawberry, magical ice cubes
Mysticality	horizontal tango	wine, soda water, little paper umbrella
Mysticality	roll in the hay	whiskey, soda water, little paper umbrella

Early pulls

Day 1:

3: 3 food

4: 1 drink (or 4 if not finishing tavern quest today)

5: meat maid

6: dead guy's watch

7: 1 black lotus OR 2 facsimile dictionary

8: cottage

9: Epic Weapon? (Depending on class)

10: rock and roll legend

11: meat engine (unless you are a muscle sign!)

12: dope wheels

15: 3 sonar-in-a-biscuit

16: primary stainless steel item

Day 2 pulls

3: 3 food

8: 5 drinks

9: Knob Goblin elite helm, Knob Goblin elite pants, or Knob Goblin elite polearm, depending on which is not gotten through farming

14: all stainless steel items

15: Maybe Knob Goblin perfume, if it doesn't come up while farming