HP Modifiers
Below is a comprehensive list of everything in the game that directly affects your maximum HP.
Increasing your (buffed) Muscle also has an effect on your maximum HP, at a base ratio of one HP per Muscle point. This ratio is affected by the Percentage HP Increasers listed below, including the innate +50% for being a muscle class.
For these reasons, you may also be interested in the list of Muscle Modifiers. They are not listed alongside these items due to the variable nature of the Muscle-to-HP ratio. To see various maximum amounts of HP, see Maximizing Your HP.
Absolute Increasers
Absolute increasers increase your HP ceiling by a fixed amount.
Source | Source Type | Incr | Duration | Cost | Prereq | Notes |
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battered old top-hat | Hat | 500 | Always | 200 Moxie |
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Jeans of Loathing | Pants | 500 | Always | 150 Mox |
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Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | Hat | 500 | Always | 250 Mus |
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sea salt scrubs | Shirt | 400 | Always | 85 Muscle |
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weedy skirt | Pants | 400 | Always | 200 Mox |
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lawn dart | Weapon (1H) | 300 | Always | 200 Muscle |
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nurse's hat | Hat | 300 | Always | 85 Moxie |
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Superveiny 9000 | Effect | 300 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Great Wolf's headband | Hat | 250 | Always | 250 Mus |
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backwoods banjo | Weapon (2H) | 200 | Always | 50 Mox |
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cool iron breastplate | Shirt | 200 | Always | 200 Mus |
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hopping socks | Accessory | 200 | Always | 200 Mysticality |
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You Liver | Effect | 200 | 20 / 100 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Cold Hard Skin | Item | 200 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Digitalis, Dig It | Item | 200 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None |
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slime-covered necklace | Accessory | 200 | Always | 200 Mysticality |
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zombie mariachi hat | Hat | 150 | Always | 250 Mox |
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barrel lid | Off-hand | 100 | Always | None |
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battered hubcap | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 100 | Always | 65 Muscle |
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Covers-Your-Head | Hat | 100 | Always | 250 Mox |
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crying statue earrings | Accessory | 100 | Always | None |
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Fruited | Food | 100 | 50 turns | Item Loss; 1 Full | Level 6 | Maximum MP +100 |
Fruited | Booze | 100 | 100 turns | Item Loss; 2 Drunk | Level 6 | Maximum MP +100 |
sea shawl | Back | 100 | Always | 85 Mys |
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stress ball | Off-hand | 100 | Always | 35 Mys |
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thunder down underwear | Pants | 100 | Always | None |
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Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | Accessory | 75 | Always | None |
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duct tape buckler | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 65 | Always | 82 Muscle |
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Caveman Dan's favorite rock | Accessory | 60 | Always | 35 Mus |
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sphygmomanometer | Accessory | 60 | Always | 65 Mys |
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eelskin shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 55 | Always | 85 Muscle |
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battery-powered drill | Weapon (1H) | 50 | Always | 47 Mus |
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bottoms of the barrel | Pants | 50 | Always | 10 Mox |
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Fishy Fortification | Item | 50 | 5 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | Accessory | 50 | Always | 50 Mus |
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guard turtle shell | Hat | 50 | Always | 65 Moxie | ||
lead pipe | Weapon (1H) | 50 | Always | None |
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plush hamsterpus | Off-hand | 50 | Always | None |
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sea cowboy hat | Hat | 50 | Always | 85 Mox | ||
six-rainbow shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 50 | Always | 70 Muscle |
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slime-covered lantern | Off-Hand Item | 50 | Always | 200 Mysticality |
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The Crown of Ed the Undying | Hat | 50 | Always | None |
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Thick-Skinned | Effect | 50 | 30 turns | None |
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warbear goggles | Accessory | 50 | Always | 10 Mys |
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warbear party pants | Pants | 50 | Always | 10 Mox |
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warbear plain fedora | Hat | 50 | Always | 10 Mus |
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wonderwall shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 50 | Always | 70 Muscle |
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blackberry combat boots | Accessory | 45 | Always | 75 Muscle |
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bejeweled pledge pin | Accessory | 40 | Always | 70 Mysticality |
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catskin cap | Hat | 40 | Always | 75 Moxie |
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crotchety pants | Pants | 40 | Always | 22 Moxie |
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double-ice britches | Pants | 40 | Always | 20 Moxie |
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first-aid pouch | Accessory | 40 | Always | None |
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reinforced beaded headband | Hat | 40 | Always | 70 Moxie |
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snarling wolf shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 40 | Always | 42 Muscle |
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streetfighting champion's belt | Accessory | 40 | Always | 35 Muscle |
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numberwang | Accessory | 37 | Always | 35 Mysticality |
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astronaut pants | Pants | 30 | Always | 72 Moxie |
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black helmet | Hat | 30 | Always | 65 Muscle |
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black kettle drum | Weapon (2H) | 30 | Always | 55 Moxie |
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elegant nightstick | Weapon (1H) | 30 | Always | 30 Mus |
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elf ploughshare | Weapon (1H) | 30 | Always | None |
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giant cactus quill | Weapon (1H) | 30 | Always | 65 Muscle | ||
left bear arm | Off-hand | 30 | Always | None |
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palm-frond capris | Pants | 30 | Always | 55 Moxie |
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pilgrim shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 30 | Always | None |
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plastic vampire fangs | Accessory | 30 | Always | None |
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plush alielf | Off-hand | 30 | Always | None | ||
red masque | Accessory | 30 | Always | 65 Mysticality |
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Reptilian Fortitude | TT Buff Skill | 30 | 5-15 turns | 10 MP | None | |
sea cape | Back | 30 | Always | 85 Mox |
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shiny hood ornament | Accessory | 30 | Always | 80 Mysticality |
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Staff of the Staff of Life | Weapon (1H) | 30 | Always | 50 Mys |
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stainless steel skullcap | Hat | 30 | Always | 30 Moxie |
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studded sealhide shield | Off-hand | 30 | Always | None |
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tiny plastic Ed the Undying | Accessory | 30 | Always | 10 Mysticality | ||
turtlemail breeches | Pants | 30 | Always | 25 Moxie | ||
wumpus-hair sweater | Shirt | 30 | Always | 40 Muscle |
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bejeweled accordion strap | Accessory | 25 | Always | 5 Moxie |
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filigreed hamethyst ring | Accessory | 25 | Always | 40 Mysticality |
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hippopotamus kilt | Pants | 25 | Always | 50 Moxie | ||
hippopotamus pants | Pants | 25 | Always | 50 Moxie | ||
hippopotamus skirt | Pants | 25 | Always | 50 Moxie | ||
rusty chain necklace | Accessory | 25 | Always | 75 Mysticality |
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sealhide belt | Accessory | 25 | Always | 65 Mysticality |
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Space Tourist palmdoctor | Off-hand | 25 | Always | None | ||
Star of Bravery | Accessory | 25 | Always | None |
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wreath of laurels | Hat | 25 | Always | 85 Moxie |
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your cowboy boots | Accessory | 25 | Always | None |
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ancient stone fist | Weapon (1H) | 20 | Always | 27 Muscle | ||
big bass drum | Weapon (2H) | 20 | Always | 2 Moxie | ||
black shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 20 | Always | 65 Muscle |
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brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | Hat | 20 | Always | None |
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copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | Accessory | 20 | Always | 80 Mysticality |
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huge mosquito proboscis | Weapon (1H) | 20 | Always | 47 Mus |
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infernal toilet brush | Weapon (1H) | 20 | Always | 35 Muscle |
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ladle of mystery | Accessory | 20 | Always | 5 Mysticality |
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Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | Accessory | 20 | Always | 60 Mys |
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Mark I Steam-Hat | Hat | 20 | Always | 60 Mox |
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Mark II Steam-Hat | Hat | 20 | Always | 60 Mox |
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Mark III Steam-Hat | Hat | 20 | Always | 60 Mox |
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Mark IV Steam-Hat | Hat | 20 | Always | 60 Mox |
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Mark V Steam-Hat | Hat | 20 | Always | 60 Mox |
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Operation Patriot Shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 20 | Always | None |
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Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith | AT Buff | 20 | 5-15 turns | 5 MP | None |
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Puddingskin | Item | 20 | 80 turns | Item Loss | None |
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red X Shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 20 | Always | 70 Muscle |
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Saccharine Maple pendant | Accessory | 20 | Always | 22 Mysticality |
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scabrous seal epaulets | Accessory | 20 | Always | None |
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seal medal | Accessory | 20 | Always | None |
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smooth velvet bra | Shirt | 20 | Always | 10 Mus |
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snailmail breeches | Pants | 20 | Always | 67 Moxie |
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support cummerbund | Accessory | 20 | Always | 35 Mysticality | ||
tambourine | Weapon (1H) | 20 | Always | 10 Moxie |
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tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | Accessory | 20 | Always | 10 Mysticality |
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wicker kickers | Accessory | 20 | Always | None |
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Cajun accordion | Weapon (2H) | 15 | Always | None |
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green cloth cap | Hat | 15 | Always | None |
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Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | Off-hand | 15 | Always | 5 Mys |
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pulled porquoise ring | Accessory | 15 | Always | 40 Mysticality |
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safarrri hat | Hat | 15 | Always | 30 Moxie |
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Staff of Blood and Pudding | Weapon (1H) | 15 | Always | 15 Mysticality |
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Staff of the Healthy Breakfast | Weapon (1H) | 15 | Always | None |
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Staff of the Lunch Lady | Weapon (1H) | 15 | Always | 75 Mys |
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trousers of the white knight | Pants | 15 | Always | 15 Moxie |
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Uncle Buck | Accessory | 15 | Always | None | ||
KoL Con 12-gauge | Weapon (1H) | 12 | Always | None |
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elevennis shoes | Accessory | 11 | Always | 11 Mys |
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BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | Shirt | 10 | Always | None |
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garish pinky ring | Accessory | 10 | Always | 10 Mysticality |
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hamethyst ring | Accessory | 10 | Always | 10 Mysticality |
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KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | weapon (2H) | 10 | Always | None |
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leechknife | Weapon (1H) | 10 | Always | 47 Mus | ||
linoleum helmet turtle | Hat | 10 | Always | 35 Moxie |
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pair of government shades | Accessory | 10 | Always | None | ||
pixel pants | Pants | 10 | Always | 10 Moxie |
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rave whistle | Weapon (1H) | 10 | Always | 52 Moxie | +10 Monster Level | |
spirit bell | Accessory | 10 | Always | None |
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tiny plastic Queen Bee | Accessory | 10 | Always | |||
turtle wax shield | Off-hand | 10 | Always | 5 Mus | ||
walrus-tusk earring | Accessory | 10 | Always | 10 Mysticality | ||
water wings for babies | Accessory | 10 | Always | None |
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wax hat | Hat | 10 | Always | 10 Muscle |
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white snakeskin duster | Shirt | 10 | Always | 7 Muscle |
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Microplushie: Raverdrine | Off-hand | 8 | Always | None | ||
big red clown nose | Accessory | 7 | Always | 10 Mysticality | ||
BRICKO bulwark | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 6 | Always | None | ||
blue plastic baby | Accessory | 5 | Always | None |
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blue ribbon | Accessory | 5 | Always | None | ||
brown plastic baby | Accessory | 5 | Always | None |
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flashing novelty button | Accessory | 5 | Always | None |
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Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | Off-hand | 5 | Always | 5 Mys |
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paperclip turban | Hat | 5 | Always | None |
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penguin thesaurus | Off-Hand Item | 5 | Always | None |
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pink plastic baby | Accessory | 5 | Always | None |
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porquoise ring | Accessory | 5 | Always | 10 Mysticality |
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red plastic baby | Accessory | 5 | Always | None |
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rose-colored glasses | Accessory | 5 | Always | None |
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shellacked shell | Back | 5 | Always | 0 |
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three-legged pants | Pants | 5 | Always | None |
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tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | Accessory | 5 | Always | None | ||
tiny plastic Boss Bat | Accessory | 5 | Always | None | ||
KoL Con IV Pole | Off-Hand Item | 4 | Always | 10 Mysticality |
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porcelain plus-fours | Pants | 4 | Always | 40 Mox |
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brown paper bag mask | Hat | 3 | Always | None |
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jaunty feather | Accessory | 3 | Always | None |
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Mariachi Mood | AT Non-combat Skill | 3 | 5 turns | 1 MP | None |
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Patience of the Tortoise | TT Non-combat Skill | 4 | 5 turns | 1 MP | None |
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Saucemastery | S Non-combat Skill | 3 | 5 turns | 1 MP | None |
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tiny plastic Big Candy | Accessory | 3 | Always | None |
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tiny plastic mutant elf | Accessory | 3 | Always | None |
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oriole-feather headdress | Hat | 1 | Always | None |
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whalebone corset | Accessory | -10 | Always | 12 Mysticality |
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warbear fancy fedora | Hat | -50 | Always | 110 Mus |
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warbear high festival pants | Pants | -50 | Always | 110 Mox |
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warbear polarized goggles | Accessory | -50 | Always | 110 Mys |
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Drunkula's ring of haze | Accessory | -100 | Always | 100 Mys |
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Mer-kin gutgirdle | Accessory | -300 | Always | 85 Moxie |
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Percentage Increasers
Percentage increasers boost your HP ceiling based on your base maximum HP. These bonuses stack in an additive manner (NOT multiplicative), and are applied BEFORE any flat bonuses to +HP (as of 25 Jan 2012).
Source | Source Type | % Increase | Duration | Cost |
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Nigh-Invincible | Pixel star | 100% | 30 turns | 10 yellow pixel and 2 black pixel |
Innate Muscle class ability | Seal Clubber and Turtle Tamer only | 50% | Always | N/A |
Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet | Item | 50% | 50 turns | |
Song of Starch | Dreadsylvania skill | 50% | 10 turns | 100 MP |
Spirit of Ravioli | Pastamancer skill | 25% | Always | 8,000 meat |
Abs of Tin | Hodgman's Journal 3: Pumping Tin | 10% | Always | N/A |
Gnomish Hardigness | Fragnk | 5% | Always | 5,000 meat |
Irrepressible Spunk | Sauceror skill | 5% | Always | 25,000 meat |
Big Boned | Avatar of Boris skill | 30% | Always | 4 ranks in Feasting. |
disco horoscope (Gemini) | Item | 100% | 10 turns | Item Loss |
Limp broccoli | Item | 50% | 100 turns | Item Loss |
Rack of dinosaur ribs | Item | 50% | 30 Turns | Item Loss |
Variable Increasers
Source | Source Type | Incr | Duration | Cost | Prereq | Notes |
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Blood Porter | Item | Varies | 50 turns | Item Loss, 2 Drunkenness | None |
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El Vibrato Relics | Outfit | 100 per charge | Always | 200 Mus 200 Mox |
Adds 100 per BUILD charge (up to ten) | |
A Few Extra Pounds | SC Non-combat Skill | Varies | 10 turns | 10 MP | None |
Adds 5 times your current level, capped at 55. |
Vicar's Tutu | Pants | X | Always | None |
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